FabSwingers.com forum: My granny the escort

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm kinda gobsmacked! i thought granny's knitted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap. The golden shower ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this one! I don't charge either,for the record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opened my eyes too

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

it seems odd to hear a granny talking dirty but shes very popular I should think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not this one! I don't charge either,for the record "

Hahaha

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Bitty

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This was on last year wasn't it? I'll stick to QT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 84 yo why would any man pay to sleep with her? don't mean that in a nasty way but she's fragile I know it's her choice but Jesus. I thought elderly people were sweet and innocent. really opened my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snap. The golden shower ha."

The golden shower is an image I didn't need to know about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it seems odd to hear a granny talking dirty but shes very popular I should think "

Why let age get in the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bitty "

Like fresh orange type bits??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it seems odd to hear a granny talking dirty but shes very popular I should think "

I mean...

God...

"Let me just take my teeth out..."

The thought is fucking horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This was on last year wasn't it? I'll stick to QT.

Oh watch it again why don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep seen this before and its still making go WTF !!!!!!!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep seen this before and its still making go WTF !!!!!!!!!

I'm quite gobsmacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow"

She would have to pay me £250 to cum in her mouth lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow"

Is that with or without teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck, another TV program, forget my message for her number.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow

Is that with or without teeth

gummed to death haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yep seen this before and its still making go WTF !!!!!!!!!

I'm quite gobsmacked

How much will you charge for gobsmacking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep seen this before and its still making go WTF !!!!!!!!!

I'm quite gobsmacked

How much will you charge for gobsmacking?

Nothing less than £1000

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

they are certainly not short of clients

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow

Is that with or without teeth

gummed to death haha"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"they are certainly not short of clients"

When I watched this last year I thought I should consider setting up shop - I might do better than trying to give it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow"

It's meals on wheels (or should I say on legs) !

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

downside

revolves around sex

no friends cos cant risk them turning up at door

secrets from family

the danger of a stranger in the house especially them knowing you have money in the house

STDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enjoy sex and getting paid for it.

we can't realkg judge to be fair. we're all on a swingers site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"enjoy sex and getting paid for it.

we can't realkg judge to be fair. we're all on a swingers site. "

Really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldest I have been with was 79 . And it would surprise you how much she really enjoyed it and got into it . Maybe she was an exception to the rule but still fun to be with . And taking her teeth out for oral blew me away .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they are certainly not short of clients

When I watched this last year I thought I should consider setting up shop - I might do better than trying to give it away.

Ah you look so much better , imagine how much you coul get from a boob wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"really what? "

It's completely different !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"they are certainly not short of clients

When I watched this last year I thought I should consider setting up shop - I might do better than trying to give it away.

Ah you look so much better , imagine how much you coul get from a boob wank

Would I need to get false teeth for my boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"they are certainly not short of clients

When I watched this last year I thought I should consider setting up shop - I might do better than trying to give it away.

Ah you look so much better , imagine how much you coul get from a boob wank

Would I need to get false teeth for my boobs?"

It's good to be different so yaaayyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really what?

It's completely different !"

tbh it's really not. why is it completely different?

because she gets paid to have sex?

I don't think it's different at all...

most of us on here are discreet so family members/friends/ work don't find out. married people without their partners knowing are on here. they go to escorts without them knowing

most practise safe sex.

go dogging so that's sleeping with strangers etc.

it's pretty much the same thing.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Good grief. Every single one of us kinky fuckers will be old one day (hopefully).

Does how many years we have been on the planet have a bearing on how horny we are?

My bestie is 76 and gets more than I do and I'm current,y fending off a very fit and handsome 67 year old.

Get a grip folks, with the way pensions are, we will all have to sell something to stay alive and if it's sex, so be it.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

85 and still being found sexy lost most of her family though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they are certainly not short of clients

When I watched this last year I thought I should consider setting up shop - I might do better than trying to give it away.

Ah you look so much better , imagine how much you coul get from a boob wank

Would I need to get false teeth for my boobs?"

Cue Monty Python

and Sousa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"85 and still being found sexy lost most of her family though"

I hope I'm still classed sexy when I age.

I was a little shocked to start with but then I think on she goes. she's not harming anyone and no one on the site tbh can't judge. that's my opinion anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good grief. Every single one of us kinky fuckers will be old one day (hopefully).

Does how many years we have been on the planet have a bearing on how horny we are?

My bestie is 76 and gets more than I do and I'm current,y fending off a very fit and handsome 67 year old.

Get a grip folks, with the way pensions are, we will all have to sell something to stay alive and if it's sex, so be it. "

Here here, but could you be a buyer though? I turn 69 next month.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

It so isn't the same. Having tried both ways, I'd never, ever take money again. I like the social side, the kissing, cuddling, chatting, laughing side.

When you're paid you have to work damned hard for your money and it's seedy, much worse than swinging .

Somehow you lose your self respect when it's just fucking for profit.

Whereas swinging makes me confident and happy. Long may it last!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"really what?

It's completely different !

tbh it's really not. why is it completely different?

because she gets paid to have sex?

I don't think it's different at all...

most of us on here are discreet so family members/friends/ work don't find out. married people without their partners knowing are on here. they go to escorts without them knowing

most practise safe sex.

go dogging so that's sleeping with strangers etc.

it's pretty much the same thing. "

Being paid for sex it completely diferent than being on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"85 and still being found sexy lost most of her family though

I hope I'm still classed sexy when I age.

I was a little shocked to start with but then I think on she goes. she's not harming anyone and no one on the site tbh can't judge. that's my opinion anyways "

And she's more likely to be grateful than the average Pole dancer.

Other nationalities are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It so isn't the same. Having tried both ways, I'd never, ever take money again. I like the social side, the kissing, cuddling, chatting, laughing side.

When you're paid you have to work damned hard for your money and it's seedy, much worse than swinging .

Somehow you lose your self respect when it's just fucking for profit.

Whereas swinging makes me confident and happy. Long may it last!"

Profit?

I'm at a loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really what?

It's completely different !

tbh it's really not. why is it completely different?

because she gets paid to have sex?

I don't think it's different at all...

most of us on here are discreet so family members/friends/ work don't find out. married people without their partners knowing are on here. they go to escorts without them knowing

most practise safe sex.

go dogging so that's sleeping with strangers etc.

it's pretty much the same thing.

Being paid for sex it completely diferent than being on this site"

all I'm saying is we can't judge so what if she gets paid to have sex. we're on a swingers site so can't judge. I'm not doing this all night. it's my opinion you clearly have yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It so isn't the same. Having tried both ways, I'd never, ever take money again. I like the social side, the kissing, cuddling, chatting, laughing side.

When you're paid you have to work damned hard for your money and it's seedy, much worse than swinging .

Somehow you lose your self respect when it's just fucking for profit.

Whereas swinging makes me confident and happy. Long may it last!"

I never said it's the same. I said pretty jch the same APART from she gets paid. we lie and hiding swinging from kids, family, work, friends and partners.

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

"the 84 yo why would any man pay to sleep with her? don't mean that in a nasty way but she's fragile I know it's her choice but Jesus. I thought elderly people were sweet and innocent. really opened my eyes "

couldn't believe some of her clients are only in their twenties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't believe some of her clients are only in their twenties

I know that's what I was so shocked about tbh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"really what?

It's completely different !

tbh it's really not. why is it completely different?

because she gets paid to have sex?

I don't think it's different at all...

most of us on here are discreet so family members/friends/ work don't find out. married people without their partners knowing are on here. they go to escorts without them knowing

most practise safe sex.

go dogging so that's sleeping with strangers etc.

it's pretty much the same thing.

Being paid for sex it completely diferent than being on this site

all I'm saying is we can't judge so what if she gets paid to have sex. we're on a swingers site so can't judge. I'm not doing this all night. it's my opinion you clearly have yours"

Did I judge?? My post was about the programe & my comment was in humour. You have clearly seen it different to everybody else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blame the Government.

Wasn't it only last year that they decided to include Prostitution and Drugs into the GDP figures.

Growth indeed.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

lots of younger men love older women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right you pay a member site fee to a swingers club right- what you do in that club is your choice

escorting isn't always about paying for sex it's about paying for the females/males time.

the escort can say no!

pfft

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I aint giveing up sex because of my age later on - and expecially if others think I should. I've had enough of people expecting me to live life according to their rules.

Fair play to them. If it lets their pension money go a bit further, makes them feel needed as well as giving them sexual pleasure, I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint giveing up sex because of my age later on - and expecially if others think I should. I've had enough of people expecting me to live life according to their rules.

Fair play to them. If it lets their pension money go a bit further, makes them feel needed as well as giving them sexual pleasure, I love it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really what?

It's completely different !

tbh it's really not. why is it completely different?

because she gets paid to have sex?

I don't think it's different at all...

most of us on here are discreet so family members/friends/ work don't find out. married people without their partners knowing are on here. they go to escorts without them knowing

most practise safe sex.

go dogging so that's sleeping with strangers etc.

it's pretty much the same thing.

Being paid for sex it completely diferent than being on this site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lots of younger men love older women "

There is "older"...and OLDER.

70 year old fucking trollops don't do it for me.

Go on...give it to me bishes...I have my tin hat on...

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Briefly caught it when changing over to QT, when she mentioned about the wankers in the News in the Screws outing her and destroying her relationship with her family just because her grand-daughter was on X-Factor. Quite a sad story really.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Good for them.

If I thought anyone would pay me, I might consider it too!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Briefly caught it when changing over to QT, when she mentioned about the wankers in the News in the Screws outing her and destroying her relationship with her family just because her grand-daughter was on X-Factor. Quite a sad story really."

I remember that. It made me sad when she said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£250 for coming in her mouth!!!! wow

It's meals on wheels (or should I say on legs) ! "

This seriously cracked me up, soooo funny

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Good grief. Every single one of us kinky fuckers will be old one day (hopefully).

Does how many years we have been on the planet have a bearing on how horny we are?

My bestie is 76 and gets more than I do and I'm current,y fending off a very fit and handsome 67 year old.

Get a grip folks, with the way pensions are, we will all have to sell something to stay alive and if it's sex, so be it.

Here here, but could you be a buyer though? I turn 69 next month.

Buy it? C'mon! I'm a single woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's still too young for Wayne Rooney

Allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say sex keep you young and heat and the body oiled .

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

I really think that the 84 year old's customers need help!

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By *onitoMan
over a year ago

Milton of Campsie

I wonder if she squirts

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Live and let live,

the Grannies are happy, the customers are happy.......ta da !!

It's a win win situation.

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