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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I desire no future that will break the ties with the past.

"George Eliot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like the line in that Spice Girls song.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

"What if the hokey kokey really is what it's all about?"

me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I desire no future that will break the ties with the past.

"George Eliot" "

Can an exception be made to the effect of Nick Clegg losing his seat at the forthcoming General Election?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If you haven't got socks you can't pull them up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna Hurt

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes sir, I know its 2 degrees but our nearest AA engineer is an hour away..." grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 yo Provisional Driver in a Group 33 car.

£14,325.

Fuck off, if he crashed we could still have change from a replacement motor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh " the banter"

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are bastards!!

(every woman who's ever been hurt!)

closely followed, to be fair - with 'All women are bitches!' (every man who's ever been hurt).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"next time you should stay over"

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By *sarMan
over a year ago

Ferndown

'Never do something you wouldn't want to have to explain to a paramedic'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with an itchy bum has a smelly finger

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"A man with an itchy bum has a smelly finger

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I always thought it was "He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, will wake up with a smelly finger".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is about Sex...

Except Sex - Sex is about power."

"The only way to remove temptation- is to yield to it."

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down - unless you're diabetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is what it is!

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Let's get ready to rumble" Said by the famous philosophers Ant and Dec

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet

"Abraham Lincoln"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Every bodies gotta be somewhere - Bluebottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall either find a way or make one.

Anon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt just pout.

Mikki Maraschino

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Albert Camus (although he would have probably said it in French)

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


""Let's get ready to rumble" Said by the famous philosophers Ant and Dec "

Erm I think you'll find it was Michael Buffer.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


""Let's get ready to rumble" Said by the famous philosophers Ant and Dec

Erm I think you'll find it was Michael Buffer. "

I think Ant and Dec rhumbled instead of rumbling anyway. I am embarrassed that I remembered that.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


""Let's get ready to rumble" Said by the famous philosophers Ant and Dec

Erm I think you'll find it was Michael Buffer.

I think Ant and Dec rhumbled instead of rumbling anyway. I am embarrassed that I remembered that. "

Is it more embarrassing to know that Michael Buffer was sampled on their song????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""What if the hokey kokey really is what it's all about?"

me"

And how do you say "Do not touch" in braille?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Old Chinese proverb "Man who go to bed with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss down my back & tell me it's raining.....me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't piss down my back & tell me it's raining.....me"
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Wasn't that dirty harry

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A saying that is apt for this site...

'Sometimes suggesting someone just be themselves is the worst advice you can give'

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

And...

'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?'

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