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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I often wondered in my young, naive years why so many women had such negative/indifferent views on cocks, or more specifically, cock pictures, then it hit me.

The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.

The face (of the man) is like the topping - varied and possibly very tasty depending on the individual's tastes.

Put 'em together and BAM. Now she wants a bite of your pizza base.

So the moral of the story is... erm... I dunno. Eat and fuck.

Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr, ok, fine, maybe I'll have something else for dinner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a violent person but any Bird biting on my base is liable to get a knee in the Pizza oven

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. The pizza analogy didn't work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr, ok, fine, maybe I'll have something else for dinner..."

Curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own."

No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errr, ok, fine, maybe I'll have something else for dinner...

Curry "

Good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you might as well have said a cock is like a sack of pig shit.

Because that's unappetizing too...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hmmm, some can't eat the pizza base but are fine with the toppings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you might as well have said a cock is like a sack of pig shit.

Because that's unappetizing too... "

They aren't all unappetizing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share "

CHEW IT??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.

No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake "

Icing on a pizza? What a PREPOSTEROUS idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.

No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake

Icing on a pizza? What a PREPOSTEROUS idea."

But I'm hungry, so fuck it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can get cock soup in Indian shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth? "

Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?

Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?"

Not nearly as often as id like

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?

Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?

Not nearly as often as id like "

Kinky bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?

Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?

Not nearly as often as id like

Kinky bitch."

{takes a bow}

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So where do all the nice tight cute arses come into the pizza equation? the sauce, the box, or the herbs that get stuck in your teeth?

Get arse hairs stuck in your teeth frequently?

Not nearly as often as id like

Kinky bitch.

{takes a bow} "

I like you, I'll keep you around. You're good value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peace "

I much prefer peace to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peace

I much prefer peace to fuck you."

That was a typo. I meant 'fuck you'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag "

I like it when you take a big bite and the cheese dribbles down your chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag "

I've got cheese.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag "

There's no cheese on my pizza base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share

CHEW IT??????"

Metaphorically speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got distracted at the mention of pizza . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag

I like it when you take a big bite and the cheese dribbles down your chin."

oooo ya smooth talkin bastard {drops her drawers}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy "

He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there a craze for a type of porno where the pizza delivery man arrives with his cock stuck through the pizza and the (amateur, oh yeah) recipient devoured it all?

So i'm reliably informed.

Maybe the analogy isn't too wacky after all. Maybe it's subliminal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so answer the man (and stop looking at my arse)...are you deep pan or thin and crispy...personally a cheese filled stuffed crust is my bag

I like it when you take a big bite and the cheese dribbles down your chin.

oooo ya smooth talkin bastard {drops her drawers}"

Take my filthy paws off your silky drawers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share

CHEW IT??????

Metaphorically speaking "

Thank fuck for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick n mix. You see all manner of strange shapes,lengths and thicknesses. Until you pick one up,sniff it,lick it,chew it and finally eat it you don't know if you like it. Some you might only want a couple of,because they are too sickly or hard to swallow-bitter maybe. Some you come back for a handful more,some you can't get enough of. Some you like to share

CHEW IT??????

Metaphorically speaking

Thank fuck for that! "

Although I had a request from someone to bite it as I squeezed his nuts not one of the men from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy

He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic."

So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy

He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.

So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff "

Peacock Dreams, ladies man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy

He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.

So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff "

I was going to say an acquired taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just out of interest op, are you deep pan or thin & crispy

He's the anchovy loaded,stuffed crust with extra garlic.

So basically full if fishy smelling ermmm stuff

I was going to say an acquired taste "

Don't go around the houses, just call a spade a spade. I'm a foul-smelling fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh we'd still both have a nibble wouldn't we bad nanna?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ahhh we'd still both have a nibble wouldn't we bad nanna? "

A nibble of my meat feast? Oh laaawwwd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you feckin started it with the pizza and the base

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you feckin started it with the pizza and the base "

And you shall finish it, nobody likes a leftover pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you feckin started it with the pizza and the base

And you shall finish it, nobody likes a leftover pizza."

Or cock. Whatever saucy innuendo it is we're using at this precise moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock? I only like pepperoni on mine...chicken's just wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock? I only like pepperoni on mine...chicken's just wrong!! "

People who put chicken on a pizza should be shot... then turned into chicken feed for eventual pizza-topping chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed...now lets put the pizza back in the box...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Agreed...now lets put the pizza back in the box..."

And get on with the nibbles (I'm talking about the coitus! Giggity ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

{phones the men in white coats to take him away}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"{phones the men in white coats to take him away} "

jahahaha! actually lol'ing at your username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cock is like the pizza base - dull and uninteresting on its own.

No, it's more like icing - ok on its own, but with a good, moist sponge, icing sweetens the deal and makes for a tastier cake

Icing on a pizza? What a PREPOSTEROUS idea."

Cock is like a pizza base? Equally proposterous....

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