FabSwingers.com forum: marriege

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

wo guys in their 20’s are sitting at a bar and one said to the other “Man, you look tired”.

The other young man replied “Mate I’m exhausted. My girl friend and I have sex all the time – sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when I come home in the evening she’s tearing my shirt off as I come through the door. She’s got her hands down my pants after dinner. She even joins me in the shower every night. I don’t know what to do.”

A chap in his 70’s sitting nearby overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said “Marry her. That’ll put a stop to all that”.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a joke I heard. What type of cake do you give a woman to stop her giving you bblow jobs?

Wedding cake.!