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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not , and put some clothes on. Poor girl.

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

We'll wait to see if news of your arrest reaches the national media.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not. Sorry but that's creepy as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you that keen to become a convicted sex offender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not...."

Jaysus you're frisky....

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By *emonWoman84Woman
over a year ago

Hartlepool

I used to be a hotel maid. This would horrify me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not. Sorry but that's creepy as fuck."

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not. Sorry but that's creepy as fuck.

Ha."

Too Much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not. Sorry but that's creepy as fuck.

Ha.

Too Much?"

No. Funny as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not...."

Shagging on the job, you trying to get her sacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the poor girl is going about her daily duties and you feel it's ok to make some sort of sexual advance? SICK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet she wishes she had a quid for everytime something like that is suggested

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I used to be a hotel maid. This would horrify me

I forgot to put up the do not disturb sign... Had a maid walk in on me sleeping with my boobs out! I barely remember it but I bet she was horrified!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!"

Give her your number not a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!"

Exposing yourself isn't flirting

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You might be staying in another kind of 'hotel' tonight if you try that shit bro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!"

She was probably saying to get colleague "that creepy guy keeps smiling at me. Can we get Derek to do his room"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not going to throw myself on her!! Ha!

Im simply going to see if she's keen to chat, maybe see if she's single and offer her for a drink!

What do you ladies take me for haha!!

She might enjoy me in my shorts and bulge, it might brighten up her day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!

She was probably saying to get colleague "that creepy guy keeps smiling at me. Can we get Derek to do his room""

People might say that about you 2...but ivd never once had that happen to me. Ever

so maybe when I'm your age I'll let you know if i get turned down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not going to throw myself on her!! Ha!

Im simply going to see if she's keen to chat, maybe see if she's single and offer her for a drink!

What do you ladies take me for haha!!

She might enjoy me in my shorts and bulge, it might brighten up her day

Oh the arrogance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not going to throw myself on her!! Ha!

Im simply going to see if she's keen to chat, maybe see if she's single and offer her for a drink!

What do you ladies take me for haha!!

She might enjoy me in my shorts and bulge, it might brighten up her day

I really hope you're joking or you are one sick puppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not going to throw myself on her!! Ha!

Im simply going to see if she's keen to chat, maybe see if she's single and offer her for a drink!

What do you ladies take me for haha!!

She might enjoy me in my shorts and bulge, it might brighten up her day

If you're willing to risk getting booted out of the hotel and a visit from the police then go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not going to throw myself on her!! Ha!

Im simply going to see if she's keen to chat, maybe see if she's single and offer her for a drink!

What do you ladies take me for haha!!

She might enjoy me in my shorts and bulge, it might brighten up her day

I really hope you're joking or you are one sick puppy. "

I'm plumping for puppy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was the hotel management I would of sacked her as she's taking a long time to get to your room.... very slow cleaner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not...."

Is she fat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not hide in the wardrobe?...add to the surprise.

I made a mess....whoopsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!

She was probably saying to get colleague "that creepy guy keeps smiling at me. Can we get Derek to do his room"

People might say that about you 2...but ivd never once had that happen to me. Ever

so maybe when I'm your age I'll let you know if i get turned down

By the seems of it when you you get older all you will have achieved is a criminal record and a place on the sex offenders register good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

She's single, she's up for a drink and I just said to her "it's a shame you're working it's very boring on my own in here! She said she'll say she knows me and once she's finished working she'll pop up for a bit!!

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not....

Is she fat ?"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not...."

She's there to service the room not your cock.

Even if she was up for it would you want to be the better man and not jeopardised her job, or would you only selfishly consider your own needs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha"

Good luck.

I hope you enjoy.

The comments were in order to help you avoid strife.

Silly boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha"

The stories and fantasies section is further down the page.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn!!! He's stolen my Imaginary Meets concept.

Gutted!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha

The stories and fantasies section is further down the page. "

Hahaha. I was wondering.

Hmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing eachother in the corridor earlier!

She's in the room opposite so I'm in my room in my shorts nothing else so when she comes in I'll pretend I didn't realiae she was coming in but I'll ask her to stay!

Should I try my luck with her or not...."

Thanks for the heads up on the creepy! And that is seriously creepy! I hope she reports you.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha"

And then you woke up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to the fantasy forum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've noticed the hotel maid is hot and we shared a smile earlier whilst passing each other in the corridor earlier!"

You do realise she's at work?, she's being paid to smile rather than thumb her nose at guests.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Y O L O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha"

*wonders if the maid is called Lola*

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha"

You are right and we are all jealous bitches.

Making loads of friends here.

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By *eavensent78Couple
over a year ago

west mids

You might want to put the lotto on tonight seems to be your lucky day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha

You are right and we are all jealous bitches.

Making loads of friends here. "

There's only 2 profiles on this feed I would even look at anyway so not making friends is fine by me haha!!

I only go for attractive people.

I have enough friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha"

I guess it is rant Thursday. I think someone didn't get enough sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm into hotel room in shorts...I'm going to chat to her and see if she looks interested!

This morning she smiled very flirtatiously and I heard her talking about me to her colleague!

I don't see what I'm doing wrong by trying my luck and flirting ha!"

people were commenting on your original post which you say you were going to ask her to stay ....just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha

You are right and we are all jealous bitches.

Making loads of friends here.

There's only 2 profiles on this feed I would even look at anyway so not making friends is fine by me haha!!

I only go for attractive people.

I have enough friends.

Narcissism is the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I mentioned...I could have been wrong but instead all of you are :P

I apologised for having no top on and her exact words where "it's your room, don't be silly! Plus, you look very nice"

So like I said...a little flirting and a cheeky smile has once again worked!

Please all continue your jealous bitchiness

love you all aha

You are right and we are all jealous bitches.

Making loads of friends here.

There's only 2 profiles on this feed I would even look at anyway so not making friends is fine by me haha!!

I only go for attractive people.

I have enough friends.

And of these two worthy profiles how many would give you the time of day now?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Think we can leave it there

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