FabSwingers.com forum: Squirt on your spud

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I laughed way too much at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you blaming Fab for Warping your mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you blaming Fab for Warping your mind?

Yes because I couldn't explain to anyone why I was laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or as scientists now tell us Pee on your pots

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's so funny having dieu thought whilst doing or reading the most mundane things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Jim Morrison

People are strange

Gimpus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I see 2 things going into 1 all the time.......like that ...see...its fab mind training....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innuendo bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you blaming Fab for Warping your mind?

Yes because I couldn't explain to anyone why I was laughing.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get a chilli sauce with another good tagline on the bottle - "We're proud of our squirt!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the words of Jim Morrison

People are strange

wasn't it 'People are strange, when you're (a) stranger...'

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I wonder if squirty cream has the same affect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

Fecking right.

It's warped my mind to certain words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's even more alarming for me as it was my nickname at school x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

Fecking right.

It's warped my mind to certain words!"

I don't think it's fair to blame fab for the workings of your fevered mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

Fecking right.

It's warped my mind to certain words!

I don't think it's fair to blame fab for the workings of your fevered mind

Yes...you're right.

I'm a lost cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

Fecking right.

It's warped my mind to certain words!

I don't think it's fair to blame fab for the workings of your fevered mind

Yes...you're right.

I'm a lost cause. "

Sadly destined to roam the railtracks of the UK humping the legs of unsuspecting commuters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

Fecking right.

It's warped my mind to certain words!

I don't think it's fair to blame fab for the workings of your fevered mind

Yes...you're right.

I'm a lost cause.

Sadly destined to roam the railtracks of the UK humping the legs of unsuspecting commuters"

Hahaha. That made me giggle.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

But as the jury is still out on the component parts of squirt liquid, would it taste of marmite or something else ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

But as the jury is still out on the component parts of squirt liquid, would it taste of marmite or something else ???

Pre marmite... like um beef consomme?

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I've decided Fab has a lot to answer for, as I was most perplexed to read on the side of my jar of marmite:-

Squirt on your spud!

But as the jury is still out on the component parts of squirt liquid, would it taste of marmite or something else ???

Pre marmite... like um beef consomme? "

possibly

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I nearly lost it a while back when [at a work meeting with two other people] when the woman who chaired finished by saying 'we will have to organise another 3 way soon'.... though noticeably the other person was also just about managing to keep from spitting his drink all over the floor...

Yup, we get warped but in this case I think most people may have had to stifle a chuckle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm - heaven is a dirty-minded girl who not only likes double-entendres, but who also squirts Marmite...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a friends texts me 'FB', they mean Facebook. But my brain automatically jumps to 'fuck buddy.' It takes me a second to realise what the message means.

Also, when I read BBC in the tv listings, I get another mental image!

Fab has a lot to answer for!

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