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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and men.

Seriously. I ovulate and BAM!

Love it...wandering eyes on the train earlier.

Oh he was lucky I didn't hump his leg!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Did you want to blow his whistle?....make tracks for him and couple with him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you want to blow his whistle?....make tracks for him and couple with him? "

I wanted to climb over the packed carriage and lick him.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't think I know when I ovulate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying

I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to get

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven

It's mad. I have almost as bad pain as my period but I'm told that is normal....

Pcos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying

I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to get"

Fuck. That's harsh.

I'm sorry.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying

I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to get"
I used to get the " come anywhere near me and I will chop your cock off" for about four days before couldn't have to be touched

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

PCOS = post coital obsession syndrome, ie. Having a shag and wanting another straight after.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven

It's mad. I have almost as bad pain as my period but I'm told that is normal....

Pcos? "
polycystic ovary syndrome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying

I've never had any of the pmt/major horn episodes women are supposed to getI used to get the " come anywhere near me and I will chop your cock off" for about four days before couldn't have to be touched

I'm like a demon from hell before mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had a period in around 6yrs.. i must still go through the cycle.. but when.. i have no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have pcos and used to get really bad pains, strangely since I had the coil I get nothing, no pain, no period. Heaven

It's mad. I have almost as bad pain as my period but I'm told that is normal....

Pcos? polycystic ovary syndrome"

Ohhhh. Okay.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can't stand jam makes me feel sick but when ever I had a period I'd buy a jar and just spoon it out and eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to worry, Feral. Just look at photos of me for a good half-hour. That should be enough to quell your womanly urges and induce violent vomiting in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thing my oyster card is topped up.

At which stop shall i wait?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I love period horn , my ex fb would message me demanding attention almost a single word every 3 4 weeks " NOW" lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I love period horn , my ex fb would message me demanding attention almost a single word every 3 4 weeks " NOW" lol"

Maybe she mis-txted and missed the A and Y off the end.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You will feel horny when you ovulate as it's mothers nature way of telling you for the sperm to meet the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one ovary and no uturus , still get the pain but no off days

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"You will feel horny when you ovulate as it's mothers nature way of telling you for the sperm to meet the egg

I totally agree and it would be soooo rude to deny such a base animal intense instinct xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You will feel horny when you ovulate as it's mothers nature way of telling you for the sperm to meet the egg

Thank you Miss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What I meant was this almost primal instinct from men.

It's hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a thread about the Swedish underground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have periods. Is this maybe why I dont feel horny?

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I never really bothered much about sex til I started to go through the change, I started to get strange urges that I didn’t recognise lol some days I was so bad I could've shagged a lamp post, now I'm well into it and the urges are still going strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never really bothered much about sex til I started to go through the change, I started to get strange urges that I didn’t recognise lol some days I was so bad I could've shagged a lamp post, now I'm well into it and the urges are still going strong

Mad eh?

Only in the last few years I've truly become sure of what I want in bed.

Like a lot of women I am guessing.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I know when I ovulate as I have ovulation bleed which is apparently a very good sign of fertility but I turn into a right horny fucker during this time

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Mad eh?

Only in the last few years I've truly become sure of what I want in bed.

Like a lot of women I am guessing. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know when I ovulate as I have ovulation bleed which is apparently a very good sign of fertility but I turn into a right horny fucker during this time

I have a jelly substance....shh. The guys will be cringing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gluuuhhhhhhh jelly doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gluuuhhhhhhh jelly doughnuts

Shush you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to have my leg 'dry' humped on the train, much more interesting than metro

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to have my leg 'dry' humped on the train, much more interesting than metro "

I'd happily have done if it weren't so damn crowded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really...."

Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Ohhh yes, EVERY damn time. I get rampant!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"and men.

Seriously. I ovulate and BAM!

Love it...wandering eyes on the train earlier.

Oh he was lucky I didn't hump his leg!"

Sounds like you get over eggcited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and men.

Seriously. I ovulate and BAM!

Love it...wandering eyes on the train earlier.

Oh he was lucky I didn't hump his leg!"

Love it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really....

Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)"

Ha...there's a direct route to you from there. ..

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?

Wonderful name don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?

Wonderful name don't you think?

Perfect....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Ohhh yes, EVERY damn time. I get rampant!"

Ditto!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?

Wonderful name don't you think?

German I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and men.

Seriously. I ovulate and BAM!

Love it...wandering eyes on the train earlier.

Oh he was lucky I didn't hump his leg!"

I'm same, it's like I'm on heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hornyness comes just after I've had mine for 2 weeks

Hubby loves it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the same, Love It! would no way be a dry hump, I am wet for days.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I remember what that was like. My sense of smell used to heighten as well and it seemed to tune in to certain men. Some would smell really off and others I would just want to grab and get as close to as possible. Pheromones on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember what that was like. My sense of smell used to heighten as well and it seemed to tune in to certain men. Some would smell really off and others I would just want to grab and get as close to as possible. Pheromones on fire.

Yes!!!

It's crazy.

Some months are more noticeable than others. Like this month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really....

Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)

Ha...there's a direct route to you from there. ..

Choo choo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really....

Oh ... I was ready to put my shorts and hop on the nearest train, in the unlikely event that you were also on said train and needed a leg (or two)

Ha...there's a direct route to you from there. ..

Choo choo!! "

Clackety clack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can smell when I ovulate. This smell makes me even hornier. I taste really sweet too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can smell when I ovulate. This smell makes me even hornier. I taste really sweet too."

Also true and my eyes sparkle with the darker side of my life.

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just a horny bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im just a horny bitch

Bad girl!

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?

Wonderful name don't you think?

German I presume?"

Probably Dr Mittelschmerz

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?

Wonderful name don't you think?

German I presume?

Probably Dr Mittelschmerz

Sounds like a German delicacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im just a horny bitch

Bad girl!

been told im good

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

Did you know the pain on ovulation is called Mittelschmerz?

Wonderful name don't you think?

German I presume?

Probably Dr Mittelschmerz

Sounds like a German delicacy

You're very welcome to some "middle pain" if that's your sort of delicacy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying

I'm like a demon from hell before mine.

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I know when I ovulate

Oh I do.

It's fucking painful and then the massive horn.

I should be horny all the time then as I'm having a period every 2 fucking weeks!! Very annoying

I'm like a demon from hell before mine.

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bitch few days before I'm due then I'm horny as hell.....but no one I want to play with then as would have to be with someone regular who wouldn't mind .....thank god for rechargeable batteries

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