FabSwingers.com forum: SEX

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Ah, but what a lovely two minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone is over tired...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

2 minutes???? Does that include time for a brew as well?

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."
you sound like you're a little bit jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in."

I laugheed tea out my nose reading this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh,you have just made me think about the last time I had sex. A most wonderful experience it was. You have brought a lovely smile to my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in.

I laugheed tea out my nose reading this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only two minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

You're doing it wrong, You're supposed to put your willy in."

Hahahaha... Awww first time using the forum section and that reply made my night 10 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was bliss

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll improve. Stay off the sarcasm.

It bites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How Rude

I do not Wobble i thrust

Ok its only one Thrust but its the thought that counts.

Gyrating Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh,you have just made me think about the last time I had sex. A most wonderful experience it was. You have brought a lovely smile to my face

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"2 minutes???? Does that include time for a brew as well?

Would hope that included post-coital cig as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

Jesus does that mean we tripled your personal best??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it! I'm getting the stop watch out next time. No cuming before two minutes or it's an epic fail and will be punished accordingly !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How Rude

I do not Wobble i thrust

Ok its only one Thrust but its the thought that counts.

Gyrating Gimp"

Good man

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That's it! I'm getting the stop watch out next time. No cuming before two minutes or it's an epic fail and will be punished accordingly !

Oh, in that case 1min 59sexs for me....pm me the graphic and detailed description of what's in store

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm interested if you're using the hippopotamus counting method OP - and if so, if that helps delay culmination and make the 90 seconds last 120?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How Rude

I do not Wobble i thrust

Ok its only one Thrust but its the thought that counts.

Gyrating Gimp

Good man

What can i say im a giving Person

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's sex ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can alwais dream lol but yes 2min wonder here too

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Only two minutes?

That would be a good session for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel charmed,my man lasted over an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm interested if you're using the hippopotamus counting method OP - and if so, if that helps delay culmination and make the 90 seconds last 120?"

What about the variation on the old Mississippi counting method.. "IsMissHappy, IsMissHappy....." Yes responses encouraged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can alwais dream lol but yes 2min wonder here too

2mins is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

I'm with you pal !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex ain't cheap thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel charmed,my man lasted over an hour

Nah, he has 29 clones, you just didn't notice the 2 minute swap over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still better than having a wank, if its with the RIGHT person though.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

your description of sex made me wonder why we bother all that effort lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

Well there's no need to boast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your description of sex made me wonder why we bother all that effort lol"

Well you need to do something while waiting for the kettle to boil

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

A whole 2 minutes!!!

I'm bloody jealous. LOL

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

Thats really going to bode well for a meet for you

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That's it! I'm getting the stop watch out next time. No cuming before two minutes or it's an epic fail and will be punished accordingly !

Punishment from you is shear pleasure.

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

Thats really going to bode well for a meet for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

wow that says a lot bout your sex life,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only two minutes?

that's what I thought . lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only two minutes?

why bother,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

Oh dear, someone's pissed off big time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one wobbling jelly,my men don't wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole 2 minutes!!!

I'm bloody jealous. LOL"

It's like married sex for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes..but what a perfect way to spend two minutes of your life

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A joy for those with a fetish for wobbling jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two minutes !! That must be doing it twice then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

You did it twice?? You lucky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one wobbling jelly,my men don't wobble

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

God,you're a joy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP What about weekends of sex not getting out of bed . lol

NOW that's what I call SEX.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

Shit that just genuinely gave me a semi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can alwais dream lol but yes 2min wonder here too

2mins is good.

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YEs ty as its quality x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondering out of interest, how many people actually took this seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering out of interest, how many people actually took this seriously?"

It must have been serious!! No Smiley Face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wondering out of interest, how many people actually took this seriously?

It must have been serious!! No Smiley Face

I don't do smiley faces. I'm drier than Ann Widecombe's vajay-jay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't take you seriously. I never do

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Note to self

Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Note to self

Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx

Note to self:

Must remember to have little/no sense of humour and be more of a smug, pretentious, stuck-up wannabe news reporter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Note to self

Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx

Note to self:

Must remember to have little/no sense of humour and be more of a smug, pretentious, stuck-up wannabe news reporter

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Note to self

Must write more nonsense attention seeking threads and stop writing ones about the resilience of journalists after a national tragedy xx

Note to self:

Must remember to have little/no sense of humour and be more of a smug, pretentious, stuck-up wannabe news reporter

Well it made me smile xx sorry did not realise only your humour was permitted on the forum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

Like the new username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two minutes in heaven are better than one minute in heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering out of interest, how many people actually took this seriously?"

Well I took it seriously... as demonstrated in my well thought out essays in the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

Like the new username

Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was bliss

Her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

Like the new username

Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it."

Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Get a time machine, you can last for months on a chrono-loop then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

Like the new username

Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.

Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest."

Like I said, I'm dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

Like the new username

Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.

Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest.

Like I said, I'm dry."

Chafing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you.

Like the new username

Someone suggested 'Ooh Matron' immediately after I changed it. Now I have to wait a bloody week before I can do anything about it.

Maybe the Fuck you at the end of the post that came across as slightly hostile. Fuck you too. No smiley face. That was in jest.

Like I said, I'm dry.

Chafing. "

Cock like a Pepperami.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a time machine, you can last for months on a chrono-loop then

Oi! See that second hand Ion-drive with the metric coupling (19mm) that you will put on Ebay next month? I bought in December last year and posted a best thread of 2015 thread as a result. I'll see you last week to discuss a refund

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week."

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!"

Already did one earlier in the week, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

Already did one earlier in the week, mate."

Damn!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

Already did one earlier in the week, mate.

Damn!!!"

What are your next two names then, out of interest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

Already did one earlier in the week, mate.

Damn!!!

What are your next two names then, out of interest?"

Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that twice in 2 mins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

Already did one earlier in the week, mate.

Damn!!!

What are your next two names then, out of interest?

Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket."

I considered 'Scrotie McBoogerballs' for a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had longer wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

Already did one earlier in the week, mate.

Damn!!!

What are your next two names then, out of interest?

Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket."

@ Moany McTwattyBollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week.

Open a suggestions thread and see what get's put forward. I'd do it but already know my next two!!

Already did one earlier in the week, mate.

Damn!!!

What are your next two names then, out of interest?

Moany McTwattyBollocks followed by Lord LoveRocket.

I considered 'Scrotie McBoogerballs' for a time."

Should have gone for it.

I'll be compiling a list and doing it weekly.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I love how these types of threads always seem to turn out to be joke! I was only kidding folks, I wasn't bitter at all! Just winding you all up

Yeah right, I believe ya

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

You last two minutes...fair play.....

I do it in thirty seconds flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, but what a lovely two minutes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, but what a lovely two minutes.

Better than cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Just two people...."

Oh bollox! I've been doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apart from the 2 minutes bit, this was a pretty appropriate description I thought. We all make a big deal about sex but let's face it, it's fun and it feels great, but it's also sweaty, wobbly and real and I wouldn't have it any other way. "

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence

Op you can be

However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule

Read my comment closer and your intelligence may notice , it was me a lil tongue in cheek , a lil dry a lil feeling sorry for myself a little self-deprecating and a slightly sarcastic swipe at forum users filling up moderately insignificant threads

I'll say again , it was not personal to you at all many many many people perfectly reasonably start look at me threads , as I said I was feeling sorry for my self so it made me smile , and maybe some others , it's not all about you

That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence

Op you can be

However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule

That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx"

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence

Op you can be

However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule

That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx"

TL;DR: no one posted on my thread that I thought was more important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended."

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs "

Bonus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs "

Completely irrelevant to me.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence

Op you can be

However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule

That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx

TL;DR: no one posted on my thread that I thought was more important? "

Definitely not more , however I did think it noteworthy

And I knew I'd look a twat , hence a lil tongue in cheek and a lil self deprecating xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!"

Uncle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Completely irrelevant to me."

However now you come to mention it, they're exactly like two wobbling jellies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Completely irrelevant to me."

As irrelevant as sunrise....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Festa?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Well I always have and still do like and fancy all your bits. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey two minutes as long as that it surely must include foreplay...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really is amazing. How do people / animals innately know what should go where?! (I don't mean people with animals!!!) Something so simple can create another being, ANOTHER BEING!

My mind can't cope with thinking about how amazing life and the Universe is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course op does appear to think he is unique with his brand of vis style humour wit and intelligence

Op you can be

However if you were not quite to egotistical you may have realised my comment was not an insult to your op , honestly it was not funny or worthy of ridicule

That said I like your profile hope you liked mine xx

TL;DR: no one posted on my thread that I thought was more important?

Definitely not more , however I did think it noteworthy

And I knew I'd look a twat , hence a lil tongue in cheek and a lil self deprecating xx "

There was another thread running today that people who wanted to debate that topic were already posting on though.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

So have just seen lol doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Festa?"

Heh heh....slurp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Well I always have and still do like and fancy all your bits. xx

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Festa?

Heh heh....slurp. "

Damn!! Just had images flashing through my tiny mind and lost my train of thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Festa?

Heh heh....slurp.

Damn!! Just had images flashing through my tiny mind and lost my train of thought

It's over here. Your one thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

LMFAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Someone who actually took the thread with a pinch of salt. As was intended.

Who just happens to have a nice boobs

Bonus!

Uncle?

Festa?

Heh heh....slurp.

Damn!! Just had images flashing through my tiny mind and lost my train of thought

It's over here. Your one thought.

Oh yeah so you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the sex, it's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a shite name.

My suggestions were waaaay better.

You don't know the story behind Peacock Dreams. Anyway, I might change it to Ooh Matron next week."

Oh only might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just two people gyrating against each other like two wobbling jellies, rubbing their genitals together for those cheap one and a half minutes of pleasure... or two minutes, whatever. Fuck you."

i think a yukky sloppy kiss beats that -

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I love kissing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes..but what a perfect way to spend two minutes of your life

High-five!

S x

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