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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm really sorry but due to the sheer amount of imaginary messages I'm getting from people who obviously haven't read my profile I will no longer waste my imaginary time reading them unless you address me as "Moany McTwattyBollocks or Lord Love Rocket"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Will do

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You should get a time machine. I read all my future messages last week. Job done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will do "

Much Appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really sorry but due to the sheer amount of imaginary messages I'm getting from people who obviously haven't read my profile I will no longer waste my imaginary time reading them unless you address me as "Moany McTwattyBollocks or Lord Love Rocket"

"

I imaginary reply to my messages making me imaginarily happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/01/15 14:43:24]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really sorry but due to the sheer amount of imaginary messages I'm getting from people who obviously haven't read my profile I will no longer waste my imaginary time reading them unless you address me as "Moany McTwattyBollocks or Lord Love Rocket"

I imaginary reply to my messages making me imaginarily happy. "

I message myself quite regularly. Still waiting for a reply

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Just think if you did have imaginary messages. You could imaginary read them and respond imaginary and have imaginary meets with imaginary people. Leave imaginary verification and then you wouldnt have time to meet anyone anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think if you did have imaginary messages. You could imaginary read them and respond imaginary and have imaginary meets with imaginary people. Leave imaginary verification and then you wouldnt have time to meet anyone anyway "

Tried that but my imaginary meet didn't show up, I waited an imaginary hour. No imaginary text or anything....Bloody timewasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think if you did have imaginary messages. You could imaginary read them and respond imaginary and have imaginary meets with imaginary people. Leave imaginary verification and then you wouldnt have time to meet anyone anyway

Tried that but my imaginary meet didn't show up, I waited an imaginary hour. No imaginary text or anything....Bloody timewasters."

It's imaginary time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think if you did have imaginary messages. You could imaginary read them and respond imaginary and have imaginary meets with imaginary people. Leave imaginary verification and then you wouldnt have time to meet anyone anyway

Tried that but my imaginary meet didn't show up, I waited an imaginary hour. No imaginary text or anything....Bloody timewasters.

It's imaginary time. "

Yes but still an imaginary pain in the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think if you did have imaginary messages. You could imaginary read them and respond imaginary and have imaginary meets with imaginary people. Leave imaginary verification and then you wouldnt have time to meet anyone anyway

Tried that but my imaginary meet didn't show up, I waited an imaginary hour. No imaginary text or anything....Bloody timewasters.

It's imaginary time.

Yes but still an imaginary pain in the arse."

Which can be soothed with an imaginary kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine this is one of those imaginery posts moaning about not getting any imaginery meets winks or friends invites also not getting any imaginery replies to his imaginery mails which he imagines just pisses him off, just think what it would be like in the real world, just imagine that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagine this is one of those imaginery posts moaning about not getting any imaginery meets winks or friends invites also not getting any imaginery replies to his imaginery mails which he imagines just pisses him off, just think what it would be like in the real world, just imagine that "

I imagine it'd be quite upsetting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think if you did have imaginary messages. You could imaginary read them and respond imaginary and have imaginary meets with imaginary people. Leave imaginary verification and then you wouldnt have time to meet anyone anyway

Tried that but my imaginary meet didn't show up, I waited an imaginary hour. No imaginary text or anything....Bloody timewasters.

It's imaginary time.

Yes but still an imaginary pain in the arse.

Which can be soothed with an imaginary kiss."

And it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I imagine this is one of those imaginery posts moaning about not getting any imaginery meets winks or friends invites also not getting any imaginery replies to his imaginery mails which he imagines just pisses him off, just think what it would be like in the real world, just imagine that "

I'm imsginary giving a shit.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?! "

He's gonna breed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?! "

I'll probably slip on my mankini and have a little jaunt on my space hopper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

He's gonna breed. "

Now there's a scary thought.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?! "

Pretend he's listening to a song by John Lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

Pretend he's listening to a song by John Lennon "

Imagine that.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

I'll probably slip on my mankini and have a little jaunt on my space hopper "

At fab sports day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

I'll probably slip on my mankini and have a little jaunt on my space hopper

At fab sports day? "

Yeah but doing a bit of training until then

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

I'll probably slip on my mankini and have a little jaunt on my space hopper

At fab sports day?

Yeah but doing a bit of training until then "

Must really want that prize, Tis a tad cold for a mankini!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

west ham beat everton.......its TRUE!

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

He's gonna breed.

Now there's a scary thought."

Someone will have send you in imaginary messages to keep you otherwise occupied lmao

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Unimaginary even. Darn Iphone.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tootles off to update the small print of FORUM INSURANCE regarding future messages received in the past or present, in other dimensions, or originating in Penge....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired, Lord Love Rocket, inspired. All that time saved. What will you do with it all?!

I'll probably slip on my mankini and have a little jaunt on my space hopper

At fab sports day?

Yeah but doing a bit of training until then

Must really want that prize, Tis a tad cold for a mankini! "

At least it'll make it easier to stay decent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unimaginary even. Darn Iphone. "

Unimaginary messages don't exist and are therefore Imaginary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant wait to read your veris from your meets - i imagine they will be awesome Sx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cant wait to read your veris from your meets - i imagine they will be awesome Sx"

Feel free. I've got loads and they're all awesome

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