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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries died on the wand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greek bollocks?

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

"

Will a complete tool do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a cordless drill you can borrow lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Batteries died on the wand? "

Ha...no. I don't possess such magical pleasure devices.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a cordless drill you can borrow lol "

Are you attached to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have my tool anytime, it has plenty of power

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm trying to do a spot of d.i.y.

It's not going well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to do a spot of d.i.y.

It's not going well.

"

I feel your pain, i tried earlier, I just couldn't hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Greek bollocks?

Hiya "

No Irish bollix.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'll go and get my left handed screw driver. I may be a minute. It was last seen in the pantry, holding down the lid on a tin of exploding treacle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?"

Only if he's local.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll go and get my left handed screw driver. I may be a minute. It was last seen in the pantry, holding down the lid on a tin of exploding treacle. "

Careful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local."

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a cordless drill you can borrow lol

Are you attached to it?"

Not currently, but that could make for an interesting time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then "

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

"

You can plug me in your socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un."

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

You can plug me in your socket "

Let me find your lead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours"

Excellent. An eager to please fellow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

Excellent. An eager to please fellow! "

Pleasing is my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

Excellent. An eager to please fellow!

Pleasing is my pleasure "

Receiving is required for ripples of rapture.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

"

Will the one on my profile do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will the one on my profile do?"

All fingers and thumb....pfft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

Excellent. An eager to please fellow!

Pleasing is my pleasure

Receiving is required for ripples of rapture."

Ripples of Rapture will be rigorously repeated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

Excellent. An eager to please fellow!

Pleasing is my pleasure

Receiving is required for ripples of rapture.

Ripples of Rapture will be rigorously repeated."

Rrrrreally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

Excellent. An eager to please fellow!

Pleasing is my pleasure

Receiving is required for ripples of rapture.

Ripples of Rapture will be rigorously repeated.

Rrrrreally? "

Really really really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Grr Eek bollix.

I need a power tool.

Will a complete tool do?

Only if he's local.

Oh Bugger, I'll put my BMX away then

I'll Meet ya halfway. Tool me up.

Jobs a good un.

So that's 50 miles each then. All powered up n ready to go.

See you in 2 hours

Excellent. An eager to please fellow!

Pleasing is my pleasure

Receiving is required for ripples of rapture.

Ripples of Rapture will be rigorously repeated.

Rrrrreally?

Really really really "

Right!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Some people think I'm a bit if a tool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people think I'm a bit if a tool!!"

A Bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people think I'm a bit if a tool!!

A Bit? "

Ah now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conjures up memories of Mrs Doyle telling Ted "Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people think I'm a bit if a tool!!

A Bit?

Ah now. "

Only Joshing.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I've got a tape dispenser if that'll help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a tape dispenser if that'll help "

That's weird.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Did you ever find the right tool for the job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you ever find the right tool for the job?"

No.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

My tape dispenser is now without tape too

Bulldog clips do ya!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The universal law is if you can't do it with Duct tape or WD40, then it didn't need doing

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Did you ever find the right tool for the job?"

Reminds me of a song from the Bob the Builder album. You can't fit a square peg in a round hole, and if you do then you're doing it wrong. You can't put a hole if they don't want a hole. And you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong.... Don't go blaming the tool box, you need the right tool for the job!

http://youtu.be/BrsNR2XGh-o

Ok I seriously need to grow up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most difficult thing is that find is a tiny screwdriver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a tiny screw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most difficult thing is that find is a tiny screwdriver "

I replaced the battery in my bikes iPhone 3 the other day, I didn't know they made screws so small! 1 mm long. 1 sneeze and I would have been without music as I ride....

Anyway what power tools were needed? I have lots, but mostly woodwork types.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My tape dispenser is now without tape too

Bulldog clips do ya!? "

Yes actually.

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