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"Will u be providing the prozac lol" Only for myself! | |||
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"FFS no point going then   "I am bringing my own umbrella and not supplying spares!  | |||
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"are you enjoying your 'retirement'???? lol" Hhhuuuummmmmppppfffffhhhh | |||
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"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new "Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few? | |||
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"will u be providing feedback sheets lol" Soapy would probably use them as a costume...... Moan to a Mod............ | |||
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"wasn't gonna moan lol i think u have done a fantastic job " You can start a 'Thank you to Maddie and now you can have a peaceful retirement' thread when it's over! | |||
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Mod hat is always off for parties"Same as ya knickers then! **Forgot.... you don't wear them** | |||
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"u serious do some people have no brains talking of which can i use urs as mine is broken " I am very serious!!! Not as bad as last year, when the Vegans complained directly to the club because I wasn't doing a vegan buffet......! apparently, I was a disgrace to party planning
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"some people hope u take my questions in the spirit they are inteneded " Please keep your brain in your speedo's next time. I hear nothing will escape from them | |||
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"The party starts at 2pm. The party ends at 1am. The list will be at the club by 1pm. I will be there from 2pm. I am NOT your personal check in girl. I am NOT your maid. I am NOT your mother. I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out. I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else. I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake. I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury. I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers. I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club. It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan. It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed. It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in. It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance. I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out. I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag. I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up. NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity. NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South. NO I don't know how many black men will turn up. NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there. There are over 350+ on our list. NO I will NOT publish the list. YES there will be name tags. YES there will be music. YES the new deck is No Smoking YES the old deck is still Smoking. NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess) YES I know which staff are working. NO I am not responsible for the cocktails. NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get. And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad. If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer!" So you don't do fuck all then. Call yeself an organiser. Pah!
p.s. The old jacuzzi holds at least 22. Trust me.
p.p.s. Mads has done a fookin great job so leave the miserable old bugger alone in the corner to recuperate.  | |||
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"The party starts at 2pm. The party ends at 1am. The list will be at the club by 1pm. I will be there from 2pm. I am NOT your personal check in girl. I am NOT your maid. I am NOT your mother. I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out. I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else. I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake. I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury. I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers. I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club. It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan. It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed. It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in. It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance. I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out. I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag. I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up. NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity. NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South. NO I don't know how many black men will turn up. NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there. There are over 350+ on our list. NO I will NOT publish the list. YES there will be name tags. YES there will be music. YES the new deck is No Smoking YES the old deck is still Smoking. NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess) YES I know which staff are working. NO I am not responsible for the cocktails. NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get. And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad. If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer!" So are ya going then or what?? xx  | |||
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"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday! "Nope she said that hun near the top lol xx | |||
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"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
Nope she said that hun near the top lol xx ". Oh shite, I failed to notice that bit!  | |||
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"Do you know what the square footage of the building" NO ",water temperature" Hot " and Saturday nights lotto numbers please Madone? "1, 2, 10, 13, 15, 19 and the fonus ball will be 21.................. yeah right | |||
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"well im not going then if you not arranging me a shag "YOU don't need any help...... although, may I suggest if you wear a corset you loosen it a tad cus otherwise ya knockers block the light | |||
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"can you tell me what to wear as i still havent got a frigging clue!!!!!" heels...... sarong and coconut bra! failing that...... Mankini with sequins on it | |||
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"The party starts at 2pm. The party ends at 1am. The list will be at the club by 1pm. I will be there from 2pm. I am NOT your personal check in girl. I am NOT your maid. I am NOT your mother. I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out. I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else. I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake. I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury. I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers. I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club. It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan. It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed. It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in. It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance. I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out. I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag. I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up. NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity. NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South. NO I don't know how many black men will turn up. NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there. There are over 350+ on our list. NO I will NOT publish the list. YES there will be name tags. YES there will be music. YES the new deck is No Smoking YES the old deck is still Smoking. NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess) YES I know which staff are working. NO I am not responsible for the cocktails. NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get. And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad. If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer! So are ya going then or what?? xx "I might put in an appearance, just to see who's shorter...... Soapy or Wishy | |||
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See you Sunday! "The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first | |||
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"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first ". Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex! | |||
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"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
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Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex! "Me too,I can't bare latex ones 
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"Mankini with sequins on it i put it in the washing machines and all the sequins fell off "I suggest prit stick and a tube of glitter | |||
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"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
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Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex! "NO waving ya wondoms at Pearl boys, unless you've bought your own waterbased ones! Cus otherwise, you'll have to beg her for one of her own private stash..... and begging Pearl ain't pretty | |||
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"The party starts at 2pm. The party ends at 1am. The list will be at the club by 1pm. I will be there from 2pm. I am NOT your personal check in girl. I am NOT your maid. I am NOT your mother. I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out. I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else. I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol. I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake. I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury. I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers. I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club. It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan. It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed. It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in. It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance. I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out. I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag. I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up. NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity. NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South. NO I don't know how many black men will turn up. NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there. There are over 350+ on our list. NO I will NOT publish the list. YES there will be name tags. YES there will be music. YES the new deck is No Smoking YES the old deck is still Smoking. NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess) YES I know which staff are working. NO I am not responsible for the cocktails. NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get. And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad. If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer! So are ya going then or what?? xx
I might put in an appearance, just to see who's shorter......
Soapy or Wishy "Me lol xx | |||
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"how strong is the puch going to be xmas was way over the top more please "It's cocktails this year........ Ask DiamondSmiles how strong last years were........ **As if she could remember - the lightweight only had 3 before she forgot her name** | |||
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"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
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Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex!
Me too,I can't bare latex ones
Maddie...........*blows a big raspberry at ya*"**Under my umberelllaaa, ella ella ella.......** | |||
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mind you ive seen the effect they have on people so maybe thats a good thing
Will my heels get stuck in the decking? have I got to get Rob to carry me everywhere | |||
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"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few? "Lmao  | |||
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"well im not going then if you not arranging me a shag "You need help?!!!...lol x | |||
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"A smile! x Just a smile?....brave man "It was a suggestion for Evesham Girl. I don't think anyone would object to you wearing just a smile either. x | |||
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"I always miss the cocktails
mind you ive seen the effect they have on people so maybe thats a good thing
Will my heels get stuck in the decking? have I got to get Rob to carry me everywhere "Wear flip flops......... like Femme
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" can't wait to see and meet all you lovely people :P xx" You're certifiably insane then? | |||
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"A smile! x Just a smile?....brave man
It was a suggestion for Evesham Girl. I don't think anyone would object to you wearing just a smile either. x"Mankini for you then? | |||
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" can't wait to see and meet all you lovely people :P xx You're certifiably insane then? "You talking about yaself again lol xx | |||
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" can't wait to see and meet all you lovely people :P xx You're certifiably insane then?
You talking about yaself again lol xx
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" can't wait to see and meet all you lovely people :P xx You're certifiably insane then?
You talking about yaself again lol xx
You're my mate..... I must be insane! " xx | |||
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"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few? "we aren't exactly small are we? | |||
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"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few?
we aren't exactly small are we?"Please do not stand on the heads of the jacuzzi occupants...... drowned swingers are such a mess to clean up... and the management object | |||
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"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few?
we aren't exactly small are we?
Please do not stand on the heads of the jacuzzi occupants...... drowned swingers are such a mess to clean up... and the management object "they wont find em until we leave | |||
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"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun! "YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight! **2.30 ish ok??** | |||
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"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few?
we aren't exactly small are we?
Please do not stand on the heads of the jacuzzi occupants...... drowned swingers are such a mess to clean up... and the management object
they wont find em until we leave "We could play........ find the corpse with Carl! | |||
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"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun!
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??** "oh and I won't stand on Pearl lol | |||
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"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun!
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??** ". Bring it on!
BTW, would the staff looking after parking outside accept bribes and keep my space for me when I go and check up on the dog back at the hotel please?
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"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun!
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??**
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Bring it on!
BTW, would the staff looking after parking outside accept bribes and keep my space for me when I go and check up on the dog back at the hotel please?
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"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story" All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man! | |||
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"Um.... please.... um... request.... puuuurleeeeaseee... are any/ALL of these girls going on Sunday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNBFY5uthU I need a cold shower!! "You have the lovely Siren........ Stop being a greedy git | |||
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"I'm not arriving until 6pm but i expect the red carpet laid out from 5 pm onwards just in case "I can not be held responsible if you are late and Honeypot and Pearl have worn out all the men before you get there. . . . . . . . . | |||
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"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man! "will u be providing lube xx | |||
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"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out! "Ohhh and it's Jem typing hehe  | |||
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"I'm not arriving until 6pm but i expect the red carpet laid out from 5 pm onwards just in case "oooh!, cutting it fine lisa!,
the sun outside will be dying down over darlaston,you will be fishing for scraps and the latecummers!. | |||
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will u be providing lube xx "NO I will not be providing lube. But Chameleons provide it, if you can get to the staff to ask before said bottle of champagne is rammed up your deriere | |||
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"I think secretly The Madster is excited "I don't get excited these days. Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life | |||
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"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out! "Have you seen those two in action? Sloppy thirds for you then
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"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life "Yea told ya ya were old lol and now ya admitted it Got me socks fa tomorra xx | |||
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"It's a misconception! I only have one gent on the list to play with for definite so far! Now he may tire me out!!! "NO, I will not be supplying the Red Bull. But it can be purchased behind the bar | |||
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",you will be fishing for scraps and the latecummers!. "You been talking to Soapy? | |||
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",you will be fishing for scraps and the latecummers!.
You been talking to Soapy? " xx | |||
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"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
Yea told ya ya were old lol and now ya admitted it
Got me socks fa tomorra xx "NO, I will not be providing a therapist to help you all get over the trauma of Soapy's socks. ......... get ya own! | |||
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"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man!
will u be providing lube xx
NO I will not be providing lube.
But Chameleons provide it, if you can get to the staff to ask before said bottle of champagne is rammed up your deriere "Please could it be a quality champayne please i don't let any old muck up there lol x | |||
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"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life "My lil profit of joy xxxx | |||
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I still have not recovered from seeing him in his cupid outfit at Barnsley!
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"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
My lil profit of joy xxxx"Who rattled you cage xx | |||
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"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
My lil profit of joy xxxx
Who rattled you cage xx "what it short stuff...i have a very long momeory and im bringing a very sharp sword......me lil chippolata | |||
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Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
My lil profit of joy xxxx
Who rattled you cage xx
what it short stuff...i have a very long momeory and im bringing a very sharp sword......me lil chippolata"Like ive said many many times promises promises the pissy posse are a bunch a old has beens that smell a wee and have bus passes xx | |||
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"Quick, what lube should I get? Got to be something that I can get from Superdrug, LOL! "beef dripping from the butchers Pearl | |||
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"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?"And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx | |||
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"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?
And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx "man slut | |||
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"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?
And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx
man slut "You called??? xxx | |||
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"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out!
Have you seen those two in action?
Sloppy thirds for you then
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"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man!
will u be providing lube xx
NO I will not be providing lube.
But Chameleons provide it, if you can get to the staff to ask before said bottle of champagne is rammed up your deriere
Please could it be a quality champayne please
i don't let any old muck up there lol x"Cheap fizz is good enough for the Doris's | |||
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"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out!
Have you seen those two in action?
Sloppy thirds for you then
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" Cheap fizz is good enough for the Doris's "Ahem fine quality only please, the Dorise's have rather discerning palates ill have you know xx | |||
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"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?
And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx "Is that the same as a champagne shower? I'm new to this sorta thing, y'see. | |||
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I just want to say to all of those going ... HAVE A BLOODY WONDERFULL TIME!!! | |||
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"Sadly, because of annual family commitments, I was never even able to consider putting my name down for this
I just want to say to all of those going ... HAVE A BLOODY WONDERFULL TIME!!! "Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx | |||
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"Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx" . Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc... | |||
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"Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx . Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc... "I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday. | |||
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"Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx . Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday."Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx | |||
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"Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx . Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday.
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx "NO I won't be supplying crutches! | |||
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"Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx . Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday.
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx
NO I won't be supplying crutches! "Ya would let me borra ya Zimmer thou wouldnt ya?? xx | |||
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"Please note.... I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx . Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday.
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx
NO I won't be supplying crutches!
Ya would let me borra ya Zimmer thou wouldnt ya?? xx "You'll have to nick one from another Doris........... The posse have no need for such acutruments .... unless it's to chain a short Doris to ...... | |||
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"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx "you may be requiring an orthopaedic surgeon yaself verrrry soon so behave!! | |||
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"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx "Piss off to bed ya little fart....... You need your sleep ready for being whipped, chastised and generally abused tomorrow. | |||
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"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx you may be requiring an orthopaedic surgeon yaself verrrry soon so behave!! "OMG im quakin in me flip flops xx | |||
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"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx
Piss off to bed ya little fart.......
You need your sleep ready for being whipped, chastised and generally abused tomorrow.
"Ya wont recognise me im in disguise xx | |||
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"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx you may be requiring an orthopaedic surgeon yaself verrrry soon so behave!!
OMG im quakin in me flip flops xx "stop swearing at me ya bugger | |||
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"Damn it...thought my flips would look nice with my stockings!!! "Dont you start lol | |||
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