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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.

Question: what country borders Wales?

Joey's 1st guess: London

Joey's 2nd guess: Russia

Finally got it on the third attempt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.

Question: what country borders Wales?

Joey's 1st guess: London

Joey's 2nd guess: Russia

Finally got it on the third attempt.

"
That's an old one...........

More recently asked who was Jesus's mother, his reply.................zesus

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God "

Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God

Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"

The lads making some good cash out of it no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely. That's what good PR representatives can do for even the most talentless people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Name a beatles member, he said Michael....

Yeah know it's an old one but the xmas special he didn't even get the cracker joke ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bless him, I think he's a good kid. If he is making a fortune from it then fair play. Better than being a whining quitter like her who was on I'm a celeb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive met him and hes actually a really nice guy, i do love his joeyisms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God

Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"

Yes

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh bless him, I think he's a good kid. If he is making a fortune from it then fair play. Better than being a whining quitter like her who was on I'm a celeb..."

Im waiting for the punchline

Gimpus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last seen raring up the A127 in his capri ghia.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God

Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"

Oh i don't know...... I have an 18 year old niece that has the same number of brain cells as joey essex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh bless him, I think he's a good kid. If he is making a fortune from it then fair play. Better than being a whining quitter like her who was on I'm a celeb...

Im waiting for the punchline

Gimpus"

sorry, just can't for the life of me remember her name, I'll take her gag off and ask her...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

He has made a fortune from being joey fair play to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like him,he has a lovely personality on screen,unlike some of the TOWIE cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I sound like him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met him before fame.....no act...bless him !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, he seems an allright bloke even if he's not the sharpest, and that's the most important thing. I don't think I could 'hang out' with him regularly though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I sound like him... "

When you put on an Essex accent?

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

That's one of the things that puts the Great in Britain. How we elevate to fame and fortune those who are very likable, talentless and thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen Flanagan is the same....or actually even worse...

Met her a few times as Emma Rigby was a mate of two of my daughters.

Thick doesn't even come close....and two Bacardi breezes sees her under the table....total lightweight too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like him,he has a lovely personality on screen,unlike some of the TOWIE cast"

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

He makes us Irish look intelligent

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like a decent enough chap to me.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

His other shows were classic. The one about ghost hunting had us crying and the one about the place they held the world cup was informative but very "joey". I don't think you could put that on all the time

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.

Question: what country borders Wales?

Joey's 1st guess: London

Joey's 2nd guess: Russia

Finally got it on the third attempt.

"

Dont be gullable and believe what comes out of his mouth, he pauses to answer questions, in that time he comes up with stupid answers - some of the time

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I think hes cute in all ways very funny

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By *onitoMan
over a year ago

Milton of Campsie


"Have watched some celeb juice the other day and we though, "is Joey Essex really that thick or is it an act?" we both agreed that if it was an act then he deserves an Oscar.

Question: what country borders Wales?

Joey's 1st guess: London

Joey's 2nd guess: Russia

Finally got it on the third attempt.

"

What is the answer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the Christmas one Keith asked what's another name for Santa and he said God

Priceless, I'd really love to know if he's that much of a moron. Surely it's not possible for a person to be that stupid"

Yes it is look at the audience of towie doesn't send out a very good message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talentless prick imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a character off a soap opera.

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