FabSwingers.com forum: NEW USERNAME

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a little thought earlier tonight about perhaps changing my username. 'LF13' is a little flat and does make me sound like a sex offender, which obviously you all know I'm not (she didn't press charges/no evidence, etc).

One alternative suggested to me was 'Rusty Spoon', but I don't want to appear too highbrow, so have you peeps got a name that would appeal to the masses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think rusty spoon was meant complimentary, more a reference to the implement to be used to cool your ardour...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

'rusty trombone' would be better....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is good, this is good, keep 'em coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

karaoke diva

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"karaoke diva "

I would like to have sexual intercourse with a woman again at some point in my life, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ilovehoneyflower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meetseeker missile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha oh go on be rusty spoon for a bit

better than rusty cajones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock snot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lager lout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fan club...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lager lout "

Wouldn't work, tee-total

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fan club..."

'Fanny Club'

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

'SW1A 1AA'

Well if 'LF13 is a little flat', this may be more of an impressive alternative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager lout

Wouldn't work, tee-total

Irony

How about Figgingfun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SingleBiFemale

Sit back and watch your inbox fill up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dorset Desperado

Complete with rusty sheriffs badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should keep this profile and open another : LF15

This one you can keep for any member, but LF15 is an upgrade, available to gold members only.

Only those upgrading to LF15 should have access to your youtube videos and other 'multimedia' activities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SingleBiFemale

Sit back and watch your inbox fill up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Dorset Desperado

Complete with rusty sheriffs badge"

'Rusty Sheriff's Badge' is good actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SingleBiFemale

Sit back and watch your inbox fill up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer"

Guessing you don't want to meet anyone then

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Yeah..any of those will work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer"

you will beating them off with a shitty stick with those names

Try something that suits your personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer

Guessing you don't want to meet anyone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May as well go for Megathrustorgasmatron

or Make your hole weak

or My clap has almost cleared...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about 'Rapist Wit'? I forsee no problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about 'Rapist Wit'? I forsee no problems."

Now you're talking...... Fill in the rest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

SixPackSwinger, if only to piss Shag off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer

you will beating them off with a shitty stick with those names

Try something that suits your personality?"

He would be sarcasticlittlebugger would probably get rejected..

Before anyone gets worried he is my mate and this is me being polite he knows when speaking to him id use the c word hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer

you will beating them off with a shitty stick with those names

Try something that suits your personality?

He would be sarcasticlittlebugger would probably get rejected..

Before anyone gets worried he is my mate and this is me being polite he knows when speaking to him id use the c word hahaha

She's so good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer

you will beating them off with a shitty stick with those names

Try something that suits your personality?

He would be sarcasticlittlebugger would probably get rejected..

Before anyone gets worried he is my mate and this is me being polite he knows when speaking to him id use the c word hahaha

She's so good to me

Only the best dude!

Oooh what about cockmuncher.. That will get the ladies lining up you little stud muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Genetic Jackhammer'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Spunk Bubble'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'6..

Aka short arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5'6..

Aka short arse

I'm just as God made me, ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer

you will beating them off with a shitty stick with those names

MRSHOUTY

like his capitals

Try something that suits your personality?"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

After reading your profile and noting your location, how about ChurchOfThePoisonedMind

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

Originally from Reading funnily enough, but lived here a fair while.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

All the best ones do. Sooner or later.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

We really need to change ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

All the best ones do. Sooner or later.

If I've fallen into the category of 'best ones', then I must be doing something wrong.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cuntybollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuntybollocks

You don't think that will give off a hermaphroditey vibe?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cuntybollocks

You don't think that will give off a hermaphroditey vibe?"

Not really

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

All the best ones do. Sooner or later.

If I've fallen into the category of 'best ones', then I must be doing something wrong."

Indeed. You moved away!

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Ilovehoneyflower?

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BushBeater!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CLIVE thst has a good ring to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

All the best ones do. Sooner or later.

If I've fallen into the category of 'best ones', then I must be doing something wrong.

Indeed. You moved away!

A-hem, YOU also moved away. You should return to the bright lights of the south. You could pop round for tea and cunnilingus.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

All the best ones do. Sooner or later.

If I've fallen into the category of 'best ones', then I must be doing something wrong.

Indeed. You moved away!

A-hem, YOU also moved away. You should return to the bright lights of the south. You could pop round for tea and cunnilingus."

Thanks but no. I enjoy the fat rascals up here too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ihaveaneightpack

It would piss off Shag Tonight something wicked.

I couldn't do that to him, he is the king of the abdomens. You from York? I'm originally from there

You're originally from York and you haven't shagged Wyrd? You must have moved away some time ago

All the best ones do. Sooner or later.

If I've fallen into the category of 'best ones', then I must be doing something wrong.

Indeed. You moved away!

A-hem, YOU also moved away. You should return to the bright lights of the south. You could pop round for tea and cunnilingus.

Thanks but no. I enjoy the fat rascals up here too much.

Some people have all the class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Pulveriser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Pulveriser

Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave you a username guaranteed to get interest. Why oh why do I bover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I gave you a username guaranteed to get interest. Why oh why do I bover

You know I'm not all about that false advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seasonal Swinger.

You have 4 verifications....one for each season....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

BatteriesIncluded

I know not why it just tickled me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are a few I thought of:

Purple Headed Warrior

Jizzy Dawg

Clunge Plunger

The Anal Destroyer"

Clunge plunger.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Fan club...

'Fanny Club'

Joan Collins'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave you a username guaranteed to get interest. Why oh why do I bover

You know I'm not all about that false advertising

I am! Have you seen my tits?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fan club...

'Fanny Club'

Joan Collins'

Fanny the Wonder Dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I gave you a username guaranteed to get interest. Why oh why do I bover

You know I'm not all about that false advertising

I am! Have you seen my tits?

Don't batter your eyelashes at me, wicked fiend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about 'Tight Arse'? It would fit my profile picture and also my lifestyle according to my friends who constantly refer to me as a 'fucking Jew' (regarding my stubbornness with money).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm a definite possibility

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'The Impregnator'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg NOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about 'Tight Arse'? It would fit my profile picture and also my lifestyle according to my friends who constantly refer to me as a 'fucking Jew' (regarding my stubbornness with money)."

1. trickydicky

2. meatinmypie

3. pervertpete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OH!!! I just thought of a BRILLIANT one!

'Butter My Arse'.

(If you watch Alan Partridge, you'll know).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave you a username guaranteed to get interest. Why oh why do I bover

You know I'm not all about that false advertising

I am! Have you seen my tits?

Don't batter your eyelashes at me, wicked fiend!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Pulveriser

Marry me."

lol such an offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Pulveriser

Marry me.

lol such an offer

C'mon, stick your finger in my ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/01/15 00:31:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baron Von Fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Pulveriser

Marry me.

lol such an offer

C'mon, stick your finger in my ring."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always thought Norris mcsquirter would be a good one

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