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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)"

Champagne bj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need rules and boundaries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

Champagne bj."
yes please :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

Champagne bj.yes please :0)"

I'm sick of sycophants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not you arp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

massage hard sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just done some meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just done some meatballs "

Up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not you arp. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenager

That's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just done some meatballs

Up the bum?"
No grilled some for dinner later lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/15 17:40:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you, I don't want to be a part of your sex festival.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not you arp. lol "

Tits up...hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore cock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone honest and who won't mess with your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a reg fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teenager

That's all "

Three teenagers with one having an attitude the size of a small country

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd like to be near a place called Naughty Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teenager

That's all

Three teenagers with one having an attitude the size of a small country"

they belong to you....

hides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm sick of sycophants."

Whereas I am syc of sickophants......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)"

Bacon.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Bogies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)"

An older women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be near a place called Naughty Lane "

I can walk from here to Cock Shot Road. Round the corner from that is Horny Old Road. I also have a friend who lives a few miles away just off Minge Lane....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm obsessed with rugby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep swimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken & beans was Alan Shearers secret weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I have an 'airy annie.

Yet it doesn't matter cause no one sees me fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be near a place called Naughty Lane

I can walk from here to Cock Shot Road. Round the corner from that is Horny Old Road. I also have a friend who lives a few miles away just off Minge Lane...."

I used to live near Six Mile Bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sneak into the forest late at night in my Mankini Poking Badgers with spoons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

Bacon. "

Mmmmmm. Topped with grated cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)"

To login to loads of messages from Fab Girls and Couples all wanting my attention. If only LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just nice ordinary sex with nice people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up of liars and dishonesty . . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just nice ordinary sex with nice people"

agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teenager

That's all

Three teenagers with one having an attitude the size of a small country"

Two teenagers and two small children ....enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id get banned if i said what i wanted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamper Friday

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I'm obsessed with rugby. "

Its not that great a place...trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id get banned if i said what i wanted lol "

i almost was in chat LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything's gonna be alright...

Just kidding, I wanna fist some hookers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you work, I hate you and you stupid senior managers and their unachievable targets and deadlines

Furthermore

I could not live without cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Returns are Taxing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id get banned if i said what i wanted lol "

I'll second that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything's gonna be alright...

Just kidding, I wanna fist some hookers "

Your half way there fella.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Just nice ordinary sex with nice people

agreed!"

Why not fanatic sex with a happy end followed by a soapy bath and then a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck you work, I hate you and you stupid senior managers and their unachievable targets and deadlines

Furthermore

I could not live without cheese! "

excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my beard!

Kinky

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

By the time you realise this post is inane you will have already read it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teenager

That's all

Three teenagers with one having an attitude the size of a small country

they belong to you....

hides "

Lol! I blame Hex If I had spoken to my mother the way the oldest speaks to me, I would have been belted into next week!


"Teenager

That's all

Three teenagers with one having an attitude the size of a small country

Two teenagers and two small children ....enough said "

Ouch!

I need to expand on mine - three teenagers and a 7 year old awake from 2.45am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Returns are Taxing!"

No. I haven't done mine yet! Shhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

Bacon.

Mmmmmm. Topped with grated cheese "

No...with home made baked beans on soda bread.

Bloody great.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Say what I want to say? or state what I would like right now?

There's some dick on the forum who thinks he's classy, but he's a walking lump of knobcheese and for once I'm actually really fucked off by him and by jove if I ever met him I'd be inclined to clip him around his ear.

What I would love right now is toblerone...but we ate it all already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calum Best

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My hovercraft is full of eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say what I want to say? or state what I would like right now?

There's some dick on the forum who thinks he's classy, but he's a walking lump of knobcheese and for once I'm actually really fucked off by him and by jove if I ever met him I'd be inclined to clip him around his ear.

What I would love right now is toblerone...but we ate it all already "

You're too kind

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I need a good ramming from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a good ramming from behind "

so do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id get banned if i said what i wanted lol

I'll second that......"

I'll third that but will add...

some people need to lighten up and get a grip on reality!

phew that feels a lot better

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I would like to getva grip on you my lovely CL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple clamps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like big butts and I can not lie.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

The Euro lottery numbers a week in advance would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate textspeak and shite spelling.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)"

I CAN NOT BELIEVE EASTER EGGS ARE OUT ALREADY!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another beer. Bugger it's Dryanuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrepancy...learnt a new word and your thread cane handy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some company would be nice this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discrepancy...learnt a new word and your thread cane handy ??"

Oh it's the researcher.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Meeting a sexy playmate and enjoying something memorable, full on sex or even just sex of the 'less is more' variety as a taster. BUT this is also combined with both of us having an aching sides, difficult to breathe belly laugh about something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teenager

That's all

Three teenagers with one having an attitude the size of a small country"

Two 7 year olds and a 10 year old who act like teenagers IM DREADING IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

I CAN NOT BELIEVE EASTER EGGS ARE OUT ALREADY!! "

Boxing day they were out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

"

I'm calling bs on that

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that"

If we're talking actual shoes, I only own 1 pair (soon to be 2). However, I do own numerour pairs of sandals, boots & trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that"

It's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that

If we're talking actual shoes, I only own 1 pair (soon to be 2). However, I do own numerour pairs of sandals, boots & trainers "

It's all in the semantics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............"

Really?

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that

It's true."

It's unusual for a lady, that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Houses for feet. Encasements...moulds for toes.

I have 4 pairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that

It's true.

It's unusual for a lady, that's all. "

I'm unusual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SpunkyMcFuckKnuckle is by far THE best fab name I have ever seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that

It's true.

It's unusual for a lady, that's all.

I'm unusual."

You've got a lovely bum though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Jaffa cakes "

I hope you brought enough for everyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SpunkyMcFuckKnuckle is by far THE best fab name I have ever seen!"

I think yours is very good to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that

It's true.

It's unusual for a lady, that's all.

I'm unusual.

You've got a lovely bum though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trillion pound in my bank please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SpunkyMcFuckKnuckle is by far THE best fab name I have ever seen!

I think yours is very good to be fair. "

Why thank you very much kind lady {tips her hat}

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have Jaffa cakes

I hope you brought enough for everyone??"

2 boxes, well 1 1/2 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only own 4 pairs of shoes.

I'm calling bs on that

It's true.

It's unusual for a lady, that's all.

I'm unusual.

You've got a lovely bum though

"

Well if I don't tell you now, I might forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nipple clamps. "

Vibrating ones.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nipple clamps.

Vibrating ones....."

Oooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake."

Lemon with double cream.

Creme brûlée ... Perfection in a dessert!

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

citroen sm [around £40,000] if we are talking inanimate objects...

generally though, i am happy with what i can manage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea. ( I am so easily pleased )

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Relaxing massage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake."

With a nekkid laydee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to work with me to make me cum instead of a smart arse who just wants to make me squirt, then fuck me hard.

Thing is, the squirts I get when not aroused enough are nuthin compared to the fountains when I'm really turned on properly but nobody has taken the time or had the patience to do it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to work with me to make me cum instead of a smart arse who just wants to make me squirt, then fuck me hard.

Thing is, the squirts I get when not aroused enough are nuthin compared to the fountains when I'm really turned on properly but nobody has taken the time or had the patience to do it right

"
you do realise you are now gonna get 200 messages all telling you how they can do it great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want all forumites to get along without aggression or antagonism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest the chocolate bits at the bottom of Cornettos.... Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost 3 veris in a week.. 1 unlos, 2 blocks ..

Wasn't me !

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

The ability to understand why some people who praise you to the stars after a meet then decline future invitations. What's all that about? If we were that shit, tell us in a pm and refuse to verify us: we've done it when necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to work with me to make me cum instead of a smart arse who just wants to make me squirt, then fuck me hard.

Thing is, the squirts I get when not aroused enough are nuthin compared to the fountains when I'm really turned on properly but nobody has taken the time or had the patience to do it right

you do realise you are now gonna get 200 messages all telling you how they can do it great "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake.

With a nekkid laydee? "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake.

With a nekkid laydee?

Yes please."

I'm nekkid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake.

With a nekkid laydee?

Yes please.

I'm nekkid... "

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

Champagne bj.yes please :0)

I'm sick of sycophants."

I always like what you say.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I have just done some meatballs

Up the bum?No grilled some for dinner later lol."

Were they faggots?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

To login to loads of messages from Fab Girls and Couples all wanting my attention. If only LOL"

It's not all it's cracked up to be mate. LOL

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I hate textspeak and shite spelling. "

Sew du eye luv.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Someone to work with me to make me cum instead of a smart arse who just wants to make me squirt, then fuck me hard.

Thing is, the squirts I get when not aroused enough are nuthin compared to the fountains when I'm really turned on properly but nobody has taken the time or had the patience to do it right

"

I'm willing to take instruction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women complaining about time wasters yet wont sit on my face go figure

Also it crowd is perfect late night tv.

Her sweet voice awakens a might tiger behind my fly

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I want all forumites to get along without aggression or antagonism."

FFS, that's bullshit and you bloody know it. Statements like that make my blood boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chimp Paradox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to fuck my arse, male or female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone give me some advice as what to write in first messages. I find conversation starters difficult the best of times, so this is made worse by me having dyslexia. As I struggle to put my thoughts into words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What! Are you insane? That's just wrong!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Someone honest and who won't mess with your head "

O yes i'd like one of those !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First play meet today & nervous as hell but excited too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When all's said and done, at the end of the day it's as broad as it is long

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over a year ago

Morning horn!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)"

I've changed my profile to a shit one to see if I can get a meet on personality alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego!,,Barefoot!,,Ouch!,,Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just after breakfast and I'm looking forward to lunchtime already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I squirt??

Yes but you have to do your thing right for that to happen..I'm not a performing seal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken & beans was Alan Shearers secret weapon"

To combat hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip me slowly and watch me crawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow is falling, all around, children playing, having fun... oh, eh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking nob jockey trains...

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

An older women "

Here I am

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I don't want to get out of bed!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work soon & feeling horny DAM!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that good at eating pussy I think I'm going to give myself a blue peter badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a good seeing too will snap me out of my bad mood!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thud Udders!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a good seeing too will snap me out of my bad mood!!"
a good seeing to sounds great

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Give someone a sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sneak into the forest late at night in my Mankini Poking Badgers with spoons!"

You too, thought I was alone in this hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself I'm going for the TW200.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalafradgalisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sress relief required here !! It's becoming urgent !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab me I'm yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

An older women

Here I am "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done this a few times and was funny so say what you want :0)

Bacon. "

And eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be very careful saying what you want around here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A world full of used panties and knickers and draws and bloomers and mmmmmmmmmmm to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parcel arrived from Lovehoney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Parcel arrived from Lovehoney "

What you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've calmed down now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A world full of used panties and knickers and draws and bloomers and mmmmmmmmmmm to late"

Who the fuck says bloomers?

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By *hell82Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

To be less nervous and just grab it by the horns with both hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slightly ranty.. part of a couple yet all the pics are selfies.. why not just get your partner to take pictures of you without the need of a full length mirror?

photographer for a living? so why are your profile pics so shockingly bad? or low quality webcam pics?

grrrr thank you for reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cute needs a glass of wine

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By *inkyminky69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

Wibble.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Maybe a good seeing too will snap me out of my bad mood!!"

Did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cute needs a glass of wine"

if by 'glass' you mean 'bottle' i agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A repeat of lunchtime, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cute needs a glass of wine

if by 'glass' you mean 'bottle' i agree "

the glass that takes the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh i got it wrong,, its say what you want (like a need).. not say whats on your mind kinda thing

well right now i want a foot spa as my feet are like ice blocks and cant warm my tootsies up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ahhh i got it wrong,, its say what you want (like a need).. not say whats on your mind kinda thing

well right now i want a foot spa as my feet are like ice blocks and cant warm my tootsies up "

I think it's both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sneak into the forest late at night in my Mankini Poking Badgers with spoons!

You too, thought I was alone in this hobby"

Just to clarify, do you use a spoon to poke badgers or poke badgers with spoons .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone to work with me to make me cum instead of a smart arse who just wants to make me squirt, then fuck me hard.

Thing is, the squirts I get when not aroused enough are nuthin compared to the fountains when I'm really turned on properly but nobody has taken the time or had the patience to do it right

I'm willing to take instruction. "

Ooh wish I still lived in Hough Green ! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too sexy for this this thread, so sexy, up yours Right Said Fred.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I'm too sexy for this this thread, so sexy, up yours Right Said Fred."

But now I'm singing

Right said Fred .

both of us together, one each end and steady as we go

Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye xx

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