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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why can't they make onesies with easy access to the nether regions. It would stop sleeves falling down the loo and fostbite from having to strip off to go for a pee. Hubby says they are like contraceptives and he takes it as a sign of "you ain't getting near me tonight" when I put mine on.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why can't they make onesies with easy access to the nether regions. It would stop sleeves falling down the loo and fostbite from having to strip off to go for a pee. Hubby says they are like contraceptives and he takes it as a sign of "you ain't getting near me tonight" when I put mine on."
You need one with a trapdoor like they wear in the cowboy movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't they make onesies with easy access to the nether regions. It would stop sleeves falling down the loo and fostbite from having to strip off to go for a pee. Hubby says they are like contraceptives and he takes it as a sign of "you ain't getting near me tonight" when I put mine on.You need one with a trapdoor like they wear in the cowboy movies. "

I was just trying to remember what these were called

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

You get them with a Bum flap in USA .. we all know everything is bigger and better over there

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why can't they make onesies with easy access to the nether regions. It would stop sleeves falling down the loo and fostbite from having to strip off to go for a pee. Hubby says they are like contraceptives and he takes it as a sign of "you ain't getting near me tonight" when I put mine on.You need one with a trapdoor like they wear in the cowboy movies.

I was just trying to remember what these were called "

Cowboy long johns.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have an all in one PVC catsuit that zips in two directions if that counts as a onesie. The zip is a handy feature, it must be said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an all in one PVC catsuit that zips in two directions if that counts as a onesie. The zip is a handy feature, it must be said."

Finally a onesie which I'd like to see!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an all in one PVC catsuit that zips in two directions if that counts as a onesie. The zip is a handy feature, it must be said."
Now that I would love to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we forming a queue here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont wear onesies for bed the for lounging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an all in one PVC catsuit that zips in two directions if that counts as a onesie. The zip is a handy feature, it must be said."

Yeah I'm not sure that technically counts as a onesie....sounds hot tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear god I'm thinking of my onese with a flap. Hanging down the bog? Eww slapping around my legs, whilst peeing? Bloody good idea when use ran out of bog roll though! Skiddddiessss

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh dear god I'm thinking of my onese with a flap. Hanging down the bog? Eww slapping around my legs, whilst peeing? Bloody good idea when use ran out of bog roll though! Skiddddiessss "
Trust you to lower the tone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an all in one PVC catsuit that zips in two directions if that counts as a onesie. The zip is a handy feature, it must be said."

Dirty mare! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear god I'm thinking of my onese with a flap. Hanging down the bog? Eww slapping around my legs, whilst peeing? Bloody good idea when use ran out of bog roll though! Skiddddiessss Trust you to lower the tone. "

Meeeeee I have visions of it flapping round me ankles

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh dear god I'm thinking of my onese with a flap. Hanging down the bog? Eww slapping around my legs, whilst peeing? Bloody good idea when use ran out of bog roll though! Skiddddiessss Trust you to lower the tone.

Meeeeee I have visions of it flapping round me ankles "

Thats called a pro lapse dear, go to your DR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear god I'm thinking of my onese with a flap. Hanging down the bog? Eww slapping around my legs, whilst peeing? Bloody good idea when use ran out of bog roll though! Skiddddiessss Trust you to lower the tone.

Meeeeee I have visions of it flapping round me ankles Thats called a pro lapse dear, go to your DR. "

I have sleeves resembling a prolapse! Shurrup you I don't wonder I'm confused cunt, and rubber cat suits are wonderful, sticky but wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres how to make a onesie more accessible...

Take it off

Put it in the bin

Job done

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

'Onesie' pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Onesie' pic."
Lush x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a few strange visions in my mind right now - some are strangely arousing and some downright weird Sx

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