FabSwingers.com forum: Bum crack hair

By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

How do you get rid of it

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowtorch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Wax strips?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

apparently some people shave, some use hair removal cream and some wax. You pays your money and you takes your choice, there is another option of leaving as is

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Attach wax strips to your bannister then slide down it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attach wax strips to your bannister then slide down it?"

Oooooooh. I winced at that.

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By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

All of the above answers lol

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By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

Especially blowtorch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and Dettol

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By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

"Wire brush and Dettol

Bugger off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweezers done by a women on the change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emery cloth?

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By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

"Tweezers done by a women on the change

Double bugger off lol it's got to be diy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attach wax strips to your bannister then slide down it?"

That one made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epilator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweezers done by a women on the change

Double bugger off lol it's got to be diy

As I tell the mrs no pain no gain !!!! I can also supply the tweezers and the women lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/01/15 21:18:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Epilator. "

Ouch! Bad enough on my legs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet or some other hair removal brand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attach wax strips to your bannister then slide down it?"

Oooooh, ouch.

Just clenched my bum cheeks reading that!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ask a very close friend to pull it out with their teeth

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

WAX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric sander , piece of cake well you wanted diy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric sander , piece of cake well you wanted diy

Or an Angle Grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wax strips are best but get some one to do it for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I shave..just be very careful..if using veet..watch your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonfire

Her

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I dare you to go up to one of those Threading women, the ones who get rid of womens' top lip and eyebrow hairs by using a big long thread they hold in their teeth. Ask her if she can remove a couple of unwanted hairs then drop your duds and show her your starfish! Go on man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just trim it. Human beings have body hair, nothing to stress about.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"How do you get rid of it

lol"

Go to a barber i hear some of them use lighters to remove hairs from your ears i am sure they will do your bum crack too if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alcohol gel and a violet wand

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just trim it. Human beings have body hair, nothing to stress about."

yep!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A cheese grater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need

1,lighter

2,reasonably priced brandy

3,wooden mop

4,fire extinguisher

5,a friend

Ok ,lay on your back then place your feet either side of head ,you should then have your arse raised up .

Biting down on the wooden mop you then get your friend to pour the brandy over your arse and light it ,this is where the extinguisher comes in ,also try not to fart at this point or your friend may get a face full ,

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair removal cream is good, just don't leave it on to long, might burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is extremely funny

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By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

Will veet not sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will veet not sting

try it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Before you embark on this spare a thought for regrowth.......

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By *icky-disco OP Man
over a year ago

oxford

"Will veet not sting

try it

EVIL lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attach wax strips to your bannister then slide down it?"

Pmsl

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

"Veet or some other hair removal brand. "

i would imagine if u got it on your chocolate starfish it would do serious harm.. get your best mate to help out with the scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Epilator. "

Trim v short THEN epilator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll need

1,lighter

2,reasonably priced brandy

3,wooden mop

4,fire extinguisher

5,a friend

Ok ,lay on your back then place your feet either side of head ,you should then have your arse raised up .

Good luck

I actually cried with laughter reading that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll need

1,lighter

2,reasonably priced brandy

3,wooden mop

4,fire extinguisher

5,a friend

Ok ,lay on your back then place your feet either side of head ,you should then have your arse raised up .

Good luck

I actually cried with laughter reading that!

Wondering if he's in A&E ,hasn't got back to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowtorch?"

You might as well seat on gas stove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will veet not sting

try it

EVIL lol

Veet for men reviews on amazon

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Am being serious here (a bit of a novelty for me) if any of you want to know about getting rid of the hair on your bits. Google "Mumsnet pubic hair removal" I found the site over Xmas and found the entire site to he filled with info from the ladies who contribute to its advice columns, everything from pegging to fellatio. Give it a try you might learn something, I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get rid of it

lol"

Ask your barber to trim it.

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