FabSwingers.com forum: To do or not to do ....... again.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once had sex with a bloke who sweat so much that I thought I was in a 'Hold that Slippery Hog Competition' Never seen so much water leaking from a body in my life!

As nice as he was - and he was - I won't do a return match.

Has anything that wasn't really that persons fault put you off ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lots of things, depends mainly on how tolerant im feeling at the time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i once went round to a guys house late at night and he had a house cat.

his house STUNK of cat piss and although he was rather good in bed there is no chance i am going back there again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo sweat would put me off big time, ooo im shivering just reading what you have written, im not good with sweat.

I wasnt keen on this guys pubic hair once, it was very bushy and wiry. He was a nice enough guy, friendly, witty etc. Things got a little heated and he was pleasuring me on the edge of the jacuzzi. It was only when i thought id be nice and return the favour that he got on the edge for a bj and he was very wiry. I couldnt do the bj properly, only concentrated on the top inch or so cos i didnt want my nose or mouth touch the wiry hair.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I met a guy with his wife socially and he turned up(after driving for an hour to get there) with a clear damp patch on his tshirt and a certain smell radianting from him.

There was no way I was going near him anyway so the smell just nailed the coffin for me.

If he knew that he gets a touch smelly when driving a fresh shirt and deodrant once they arrived would be good.

Not even sure if he showered before meeting socially??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

I feels sick now

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great."

Crystal balls silly !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !"

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great."

A thing that slices cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i had this one time I did think he may die on the job told him to rest...... seen nothing like it before after he said was fist time he had taken viagra .... yes worried me a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" yes i had this one time I did think he may die on the job told him to rest...... seen nothing like it before after he said was fist time he had taken viagra .... yes worried me a bit."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! Thanks. How STUPID am I

Maybe he was on the ole tabs.......awwwwwwww - Never again I needed flippers.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.

A thing that slices cheese. "

Don't get me started on processed cows!

Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.

A thing that slices cheese.

Don't get me started on processed cows!

Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce."

You were supposed to say

A thing that slices cheese ? that sounds grate!

You spoiled it.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.

A thing that slices cheese.

Don't get me started on processed cows!

Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce."

I dunno, depends if there are chunks of cheese contained in the vomit.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.

A thing that slices cheese. "

A thing that slices cheese? That sounds grate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"clinkers..... that's all I'm saying!

boak!!

What's a clinker? They sound great.

Crystal balls silly !

What are crystal balls silly? They sound great.

A thing that slices cheese.

Don't get me started on processed cows!

Thanks to a kindly forum user who PM'd me I now know what a clinker is and it has nothing to do with dairy produce.

I dunno, depends if there are chunks of cheese contained in the vomit."

(((shudder)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I'll say is the guy that had a water meter and didn't flush his toilet until the end of each day, which I found out when I went to use it!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

I regret asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

I regret asking."

In that case I don't want to know now.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

I regret asking."

It pales into insignificance alongside seeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

I regret asking.

It pales into insignificance alongside seeing."

Must...not...Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

I regret asking.

It pales into insignificance alongside seeing.

Must...not...Google

If you aint got a hairy bum, you wont get any clinkers, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half of me wants to know what a "clinker" is and the other half doesn't

I regret asking.

It pales into insignificance alongside seeing.

Must...not...Google

If you aint got a hairy bum, you wont get any clinkers, lol

I've just realised what they are, feel physically sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a rather energetic romp with a lovely lady, from one of the nicest couples we have ever met, but I can't go there again

We've played twice, and each time I've felt like I've been run over, or kicked shitless by a herd of hosses.

I couldn't even stand up straight after the second time, so I'm gonna admit defeat

I'm getting too fookin' old for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a rather energetic romp with a lovely lady, from one of the nicest couples we have ever met, but I can't go there again

We've played twice, and each time I've felt like I've been run over, or kicked shitless by a herd of hosses.

I couldn't even stand up straight after the second time, so I'm gonna admit defeat

I'm getting too fookin' old for this

How about slow sensual screwing Jack ? One woman at a time ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a rather energetic romp with a lovely lady, from one of the nicest couples we have ever met, but I can't go there again

We've played twice, and each time I've felt like I've been run over, or kicked shitless by a herd of hosses.

I couldn't even stand up straight after the second time, so I'm gonna admit defeat

I'm getting too fookin' old for this

How about slow sensual screwing Jack ? One woman at a time ... "

Yeah.. I can do slow sensual

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