FabSwingers.com forum: Chinese Whisper Game

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This probably won't work, but lets try it anyway. Simply rewrite whatever the person directly above you has written, starting with these rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This probably won't wank, but lets try it anyway. Simply ignore whatever the pervert directly above you has written, starting with these tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This probably won't wank, but lets try it anal. Simply ignore whatever the pervert directly behind you has written, starting with these tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This probably won't wank, but lets fuck this asshole. Simply fuck whoever the pervert directly behind you is, starting with their sphincter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This profile is wank, but lets fuck this asshole. Stretch and fuck whoever the pervert directly behind you is, starting with their sister.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This profile is wank, but lets fuck this asshole. Stretch and fuck whoever the pervert directly behind you is, starting with their sister."

This asshole is rank, so lets fuck their sister. Stretch that funky perverts behind, directly starting now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently some rank areshole is having a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parent in a taxi rank was buying some rank dover soles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wanker in dover is collecting souls and taxing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wanker in Dover, is stealing souls and keeping them

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

A banker in Denver is baking tiles and eating them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear that John Denver is planning a comeback tour

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I hear that John Denver is planning a comeback tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke from Denver like bareback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear that John Denver is planning a comeback tour. Ryan air have hired him as their new pilot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A deviant in denver likes bareback. What a pervert, he'll die etc etc. All aboard the outrage bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A deviant in denver likes bareback. What a pervert, at least he won't die from a latex allergy! All aboard the outrage bus, come sit by the driver, the knob is missing from the gear stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bus driver has caused outrage by dying his hair. I think he's from Dover.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

A bus driver travelling to outrage, Fabville was so busy playing with his nob he missed a sharp bend and hit a cow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bus driver travelling to outrage, Fabville was so busy playing with his nob he missed a sharp bend and hit a cow.."

A busy diver travelling to Fabville burst his knob, shit in a bend a bit a crow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/01/15 21:04:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bus driver travelling to outrage, Fabville was so busy playing with his nob he missed a sharp bend and hit a cow..

A busy diver travelling to Fabville burst his knob, shit in a bend a bit a crow."

A busty biker travailing fabville bruised bob, shopped for a new eye brow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A busy hairdresser shaved off someone's eye brow while distracted by a crow.

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

A bored barber cut off someone's cock and shoved it up a cow??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored barbie cut off Ken's cock and shoved it up a cow called Daisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daisy the cow bit of kens cock because she was bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored cow choked on cock and now she's pushing up daisies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored cow choked on cock and now she's pushing up daisies."

A cock grew too big and exploded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored cow called Edwina choked on John's cock and now she's pushing trolleys in Tesco's car park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored cow called Edwina choked on John's cock and now she's pushing trolleys in Tesco's car park."

A bloke called John got his wiener out but his mrs got trollied in Tess's parked bra.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Tess of the D'urbevilles was really a bloke called bob who like counting crows..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored cow called Edwina choked on John's cock and now she's pushing trolleys in Tesco's car park.

A bloke called John got his wiener out but his mrs got trollied in Tess's parked bra."

Excuse me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bored cow called Edwina choked on John's cock and now she's pushing trolleys in Tesco's car park.

A bloke called John got his wiener out but his mrs got trollied in Tess's parked bra."

Fatima got trollied, so when a bloke called John got his javelin out in Tessa's parked car, she was sat with her mouth agape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tess the dirty bitch was fucking a bloke called Bob who really liked cuckolds hoe's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bitch got dirty by bobbing about in cock shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bitch got dirty by bobbing about in cock shoes. "

A bitch called Robyn, got wet, bobbing up and down on Dr Who's cock in his tardis.

*he wasn't wearing blue suede shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bitch got dirty by bobbing about in cock shoes.

A bitch called Robyn, got wet, bobbing up and down on Dr Who's cock in his tardis.

*he wasn't wearing blue suede shoes."

A butch bitch was robbin' Dr Who, stole his cock, then bounced up and down on his teddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A butch cyberman was robbing Dr Who, stole his sonic screwdriver then bounced up and down on his Glamourous assistant.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A butcher was nobbing Dr Who, stole sonic the hedgehog then bounced up and down on his Glamourous assistant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A glamorous Cyberman was screwing Dr Sonic, assisted by a butch Robin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rectum filled bucket of sex sauce.....

Sorry thats what i read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rectum filled bucket of sex sauce.....

Sorry thats what i read

Aspectrum filed to suck it by bex a horse, .....a tory?? is that what i sed??? hehe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SEND RE INFORCEMENTS WERE GOING TO ADVANCE..!!!!

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

Send for the forces. Re incarnation has happened and made advances at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend on corsets, we are going to France....

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

speed in the Corsa, we're off to the dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurt your seed into the corset then show her your ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spurt your seed into the corset then show her your ass"

Hurtle to Dorset and sow your seed in her ass.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

It hurts in dorset when they do you in the ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It hurts if you force it when you're doing someones ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey has forced himself on John Hurt.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

A donkey has fucked himself on John's hut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an ass in a hut waiting to be fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jabba the Hutt is waiting to be fucked in the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass. "

A coffee enema is a wise course of action for anyone whose fucked a tube of Pringle crisps and left a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hoff has an ass like a blood orange after some 'prison love' cos Mr Big heard he was a grass

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass.

A coffee enema is a wise course of action for anyone whose fucked a tube of Pringle crisps and left a mess. "

The tosser is wanking over a box of tea cakes he takes it in the Ass at sundown.

A toffee butt plug is a dumb idea for anyone in summer as it'll melt and make a mess of his Pringle boxers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass.

A coffee enema is a wise course of action for anyone whose fucked a tube of Pringle crisps and left a mess. "

Of course a coffee is all that I meant. Now let me help you out of that basque...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass.

A coffee enema is a wise course of action for anyone whose fucked a tube of Pringle crisps and left a mess.

Of course a coffee is all that I meant. Now let me help you out of that basque..."

A forceful knee to your balls will quench that need to undrape her ass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass.

A coffee enema is a wise course of action for anyone whose fucked a tube of Pringle crisps and left a mess.

Of course a coffee is all that I meant. Now let me help you out of that basque...

A forceful knee to your balls will quench that need to undrape her ass..."

They have a fearful need to unload their balls in the wench who posts on here last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Hoff is waiting for a box of Jaffa cakes to be used to fuck him in a total eclipse of the ass.

A coffee enema is a wise course of action for anyone whose fucked a tube of Pringle crisps and left a mess.

Of course a coffee is all that I meant. Now let me help you out of that basque...

A forceful knee to your balls will quench that need to undrape her ass...

They have a fearful need to unload their balls in the wench who posts on here last"

The fear to unload was quite opposed. As the spanner could only tighten his nuts disabling him from ejaculating over that slut

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

some perverts asshole has ejaculated in John Denvers sister and the Hof used a jaffa cake to clean it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some perverts asshole has ejaculated in John Denvers sister and the Hof used a jaffa cake to clean it out!

a previously arranged gang-bang went south due to the ejection of Arsene Wenger's fister, in a huff, as the cream cakes eaters were behaving like louts...

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Arsene Wenger fisted his gang because they were eating cream cakes before playing a lute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They re- arranged the gang bang via word of mouth, due to the erection of the awesome Avengers sister's brother. Then disappeared, In a puff, as the Alien pussy eaters looked like trouts.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Aliens have landed and are eating all the cats and fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allan banged a Pussy on the landing that smelled Fishy

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anna's pussy got fucked by a flying fish after landing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal puss got worse after inserting a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anabel winced at the thought of the fist

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Alan's bus got verse altering an interesting fish

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Anne and Al are feeling worse - perhaps it was the fish they ate?

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Alans ass got ripped after inserting a fist

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Alans horse got the snip after inserting a fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nun slipped and lost her fist up a horse.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

a horse slipped and a nun got fisted by the vet while trying to free her head that was stuck up its arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a horse slipped and a nun got fisted by the vet while trying to free her head that was stuck up its arse."

Inspector morse stripped for a nun who twisted her knee while trying to free her hand which found its way up his arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a horse slipped and a nun got fisted by the vet while trying to free her head that was stuck up its arse.

Inspector morse stripped for a nun who twisted her knee while trying to free her hand which found its way up his arse."

Inspector Gadget ripped his Mac off to reveal his big guns, he'd twisted his cock whilst trying to free it from an elastic band attached to the plug up his arse.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

There is a new chilly arse lube on the market that is shooting up the SM charts...

It's getting shit hot reviews!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a new chilly arse lube on the market that is shooting up the SM charts...

It's getting shit hot reviews!

Chile is now exporting up market ladies who M&S shoot to harvest their farts...

Their fragrance is said to clear blocked flues.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

High street adds will featuring Marks & Spencers new range:

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S&M at M&S

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Is a stroke of genius!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

meryl streep sex aids featuring in Marks & Spencers new range:

..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"meryl streep sex aids featuring in Marks & Spencers new range:

.........."

Mamma Mia, those sex maids riding out on the range , sure know how to light a spark in suspenders.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Mamma Mia, those sex maids riding out on the range , sure know how to light a spark in suspenders. "

Mumma me and the maids need sex aids and a spa wearing suspenders

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Mummy, the maid's wearing latex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mummy..iv shit the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit , I've hit mummy.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

This mummy is shit, the bandages are falling apart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mummy cant cook for shit..pot noodle again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cunt cooked mummy

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Some pervert is shitting in the Bombay bad boy pot noodles!

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By *ady SalfordWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Pot noodle is best eaten not worn

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Police fist mummy into gushing to recover pot after perverted noodle incident!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pal's noodle dick looks ore like a worm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls worm from noodle dick for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Removed breakfast from postman

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Parcel removed from postmans arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parcel removed from postmans arse"

Pork scratchings required for wolf bagging anal shenanigans

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Sheep flocks anal wool stolen by pervert!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Sheep flocks anal wool stolen by pervert!"

Steely folks arsehole stole a bi pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheep flocks anal wool stolen by pervert!

Steely folks arsehole stole a bi pervert"

pervert gaoled for stealing old womans woolen kinckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spartacus stole wool n knitted a balaclava n tried robbing a sinking ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spartacus stole wool n knitted a balaclava n tried robbing a sinking ship "

bi girl in balaclava steals Spartacus wooly willy warmer

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Willy warmers outlawed!

flashing perverts told to shrivel in the cold weather.

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Cold weather makes flashing small penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold weather makes flashing small penis"

A small pen is no good in cold weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A small penis is no good in holes either.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Cream of pizzle soup is too salty claim pie lovers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cream of pizzle soup is too salty claim pie lovers!"

Creampie Sue somersaulted across the pooltable to be plied in salty tributes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue assaulted a cross Paul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sue assaulted a cross Paul. "

A cross Paul, chilled, once Sue swallowed a salty substance of his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sue assaulted a cross Paul.

A cross Paul, chilled, once Sue swallowed a salty substance of his."

Appalled at the frosty response, she swallowed her pride and sued him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue had a bowl of frosties but couldn't swallow them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sue had a bowl of frosties but couldn't swallow them. "

Sue's bowl of frosties were covered in cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue's bowl of frosties were covered in cum"

So bored of feeling frumpy, Sue's crochet knickers brought back the fun

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Snap, Crackle and Pop find Tony the Tiger in Miss Piggy's crotchless knickers!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Smash bang wallop , Tony the tiger found sniffing miss piggies y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ib ob bobble Tigger stuffing Piglet up Pooh

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

Tigger, Piglet and Poo bear had a 3sum.... was very hot and horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigger, Delboy and Rodney were caught by the Fuzz whilst out flashing their plonkers...

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

He has a hair trigger after catching his pubes in his fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After last night he had a fly in his pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After that last flight all he could see was boobs.

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