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"What do you lot want?? " I'm doing dry January! Although I fudged up Thursday night! | |||
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"One bottle of red plonk,one glass of lemon stuff and a glass of mothers ruin coming up... " Cheers - I've just popped my tip in your jar | |||
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"One cheeky vimto and one water coming right up...please see the tip jar on your right hand side " I'll give you a tip. Never run with a screwdriver. | |||
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"One bottle of red plonk,one glass of lemon stuff and a glass of mothers ruin coming up... Cheers - I've just popped my tip in your jar " Why thank you kind sir | |||
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"One cheeky vimto and one water coming right up...please see the tip jar on your right hand side I'll give you a tip. Never run with a screwdriver. " Boom boom | |||
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"Limoncello please, it comes highly recommended" Oh yes, it's so good. | |||
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"Shot of Galliano an a Southern Comfort n lemonade please barmaid x" A shot of the posh stuff and a glass of Southern style and a black caffeine fix coming up... | |||
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"One bottle of red plonk,one glass of lemon stuff and a glass of mothers ruin coming up... Service with a smile too. Will leave you a hefty tip on my departure! Thank you MissCheekyChops! x" No problem darlin | |||
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"A whiskey and for D please and give me a shout if you need help behind the bar, looks like its going to be busy! C " Oh yes please lovely share of the tips | |||
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"Got a coffee machine back there? Could murder a cup of hot black just now....." not EARL grey tea? lol | |||
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"A lovely Bloody Mary would be just the ticket right now please!" One glass of tomato drink coming up | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal" crystal i doubt anyone would need to be under the influence to be with you | |||
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"Can i have tequila please " One shot of who the fuck did I wake up next to juice coming up | |||
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"well that's my dry January out the window then, pint of lager and a shot of your choice please. " Ok a pint of it makes you piss drink along with a shot of blow job | |||
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"Vodka please " A glass of my kinda girl coming up | |||
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"I fancy a brandy and babycham blast from the past if you have it ?" Coming right up....would the vicar like more tea? | |||
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"Yaaayyy Jager Jager Jager can we ave some tunes on too please? x" As long as it's country | |||
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"Vodka please A glass of my kinda girl coming up " I forgot to say a little splash of diet please and thank you very much | |||
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"Omg can I have a babycham too. I used to love that stuff " A glass of it was in your heyday juice coming up... | |||
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"Vodka please A glass of my kinda girl coming up I forgot to say a little splash of diet please and thank you very much " Of course with a squirt of lime juice | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal" My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again | |||
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"Omg can I have a babycham too. I used to love that stuff A glass of it was in your heyday juice coming up... " Stuff that I want the bottle | |||
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"Bottle of rose please darling....... " Here you go....you don't need a glass do you? | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal crystal i doubt anyone would need to be under the influence to be with you " Would you like a Jager? And they will when they realise what I have in my toy bag crystal x | |||
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"well that's my dry January out the window then, pint of lager and a shot of your choice please. Ok a pint of it makes you piss drink along with a shot of blow job " Well that's my kinda shot, not sure about piss drink though mind | |||
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"Red bull and relentless please" A glass of heart palpitations coming up... | |||
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"Vodka please A glass of my kinda girl coming up I forgot to say a little splash of diet please and thank you very much Of course with a squirt of lime juice " Ooh squirt.... | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again " So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal | |||
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"Vodka please A glass of my kinda girl coming up I forgot to say a little splash of diet please and thank you very much Of course with a squirt of lime juice Ooh squirt.... " Get your mind out the gutter young lady... | |||
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"Vodka please A glass of my kinda girl coming up I forgot to say a little splash of diet please and thank you very much Of course with a squirt of lime juice " Haven't tried that. yes please | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal" Love to.. Do you have any nibbles? | |||
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"Can i have tequila please " A man after my own heart! Vodka lemon & lime please | |||
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"Can i have tequila please A man after my own heart! Vodka lemon & lime please " Coming right up a gallon of vodka lime and lemonade | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal Love to.. Do you have any nibbles? " Eating is cheating!!! | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal Love to.. Do you have any nibbles? Eating is cheating!!!" Is it? | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal Love to.. Do you have any nibbles? Eating is cheating!!! Is it? " Another shot?! crystal | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal Love to.. Do you have any nibbles? Eating is cheating!!! Is it? Another shot?! crystal" With no food? What are you trying to do | |||
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"I'll have a beer, or rum and . Oh and something to catch up with you lot " Double rum and for you my dear | |||
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"Can't have the vodka at the mo, so just a lime and soda please with a slice of freak lime please. " * fresh not freak ! | |||
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"Dying of thirst here gonna get my own " Sorry a double coming up on the house | |||
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"a very large glass of Sauvignon Blanc. with some salty nuts on the side please " Here you go darlin | |||
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"Dying of thirst here gonna get my own Sorry a double coming up on the house " Thanks, very kind of ya | |||
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"Bottle of rose please darling....... Here you go....you don't need a glass do you? " Just a straw | |||
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"Can I have a tray of Jager shots please. I'm going to carry them round and get everyone hammered so I can have my wicked way with them crystal My daughter and I were drinking half pints of that new years eve. Never again So a shot of Jager wouldn't do any harm... care to join me for one?! crystal Love to.. Do you have any nibbles? Eating is cheating!!! Is it? Another shot?! crystal With no food? What are you trying to do " Nothing... | |||
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"Long Island ice tea svp" My kinda guy it's one of my favourite drinks | |||
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"A glass of Muscadet white wine and a Long Island iced tea for us guys, please. " Oh good choice here you go lovely... | |||
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"a very large glass of Sauvignon Blanc. with some salty nuts on the side please Here you go darlin " fabulous service, have one on me | |||
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"Got a coffee machine back there? Could murder a cup of hot black just now..... not EARL grey tea? lol " Ha........ha.........ha! Need a loan?! | |||
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"Any shots? Feel like doing some shots tonight " Crystal has half a tray of Jager. Hick | |||
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"Any shots? Feel like doing some shots tonight Crystal has half a tray of Jager. Hick " Question is...... Will crystal share? | |||
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"Another bottle of White Zinfandel please cheeky " Anything for you | |||
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"I quite fancy a bar meal with a glass of rose " Me too I like pub grub | |||
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"Amaretto over ice with fresh lime juice please - heavy on the lime" Oh nice | |||
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"Any shots? Feel like doing some shots tonight Crystal has half a tray of Jager. Hick Question is...... Will crystal share? " She did with me.. But your not allowed food | |||
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"Did someone say tequila " Lime and salt at the ready | |||
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"Did someone say tequila Lime and salt at the ready " Line them up cheeky! I'll bring the salt | |||
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"Did someone say tequila Lime and salt at the ready Line them up cheeky! I'll bring the salt " Woo hoo | |||
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"CC is there any more wine left.... " Just for you I have a box full | |||
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"CC is there any more wine left.... Just for you I have a box full " You had me at box full and we haven't even met | |||
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"CC is there any more wine left.... Just for you I have a box full You had me at box full and we haven't even met " She didn't say what it was full of | |||
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"Any shots? Feel like doing some shots tonight Crystal has half a tray of Jager. Hick Question is...... Will crystal share? She did with me.. But your not allowed food " Shhhhhh but I snuck a few more bottles of Jager in! Have you seen the prices in here?!!! Here you go, a bottle each crystal | |||
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"Any shots? Feel like doing some shots tonight Crystal has half a tray of Jager. Hick Question is...... Will crystal share? She did with me.. But your not allowed food Shhhhhh but I snuck a few more bottles of Jager in! Have you seen the prices in here?!!! Here you go, a bottle each crystal" I'm going to take mine and hide behind the sofa, just incase | |||
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"CC is there any more wine left.... Just for you I have a box full You had me at box full and we haven't even met She didn't say what it was full of " | |||
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"Ahh cheeky can I have a very large of the usual please xx" Coming right up | |||
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" Lime and salt at the ready " I've seen the pics from last time...... | |||
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"Ahh cheeky can I have a very large of the usual please xx Coming right up " Oooh dirty girl , I meant V&C | |||
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"Ahh cheeky can I have a very large of the usual please xx" Haven't you had enough tonight | |||
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"A lovely Bloody Mary would be just the ticket right now please! One glass of tomato drink coming up " Thank you barkeep - and have something for yourself too... when you knocking off? | |||
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"Ahh cheeky can I have a very large of the usual please xx Haven't you had enough tonight " Nope | |||
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"Ahh cheeky can I have a very large of the usual please xx Haven't you had enough tonight Nope " Good....here have some wine | |||
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