FabSwingers.com forum: bad films

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ive been watching konga on horror channel soooo funny

hes a chimp who gets injected and grows to gigantic proportions turns into a gorilla !!!! anyone watched it? or seen a bad film

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love films like that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Prometheus.

Two hours of our lives we'll never get back!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster comes to mind. Awful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im still chuckling after watching konga lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starship troopers, cheese of Gorgonzola proportions.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't get all the fuss about Gravity!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monsters...a really fucking terrible independant art sci-fi movie..it went down well with cinema critics...fucking awful..beautifully shot...but UTTERLY pish.

apart from the whizzbang special effects...the avengers was terrible...ridiculous aspects just made me cringe(I know its a very very scifi/fantasy movie),but within the universe it created...it was lacklustre and had so many things I just thought..."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie"

Monsters is what I meant!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't get all the fuss about Gravity! "

george clooney keeping her talking while she was running outta oxygen.....twat lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

The ones that make me chuckle are on Sky scifi/horror.

Sharknado

Mansquito

Dino croc vs Supergator

And loads more comedy efforts like that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much"

I kept waiting for it to get going. . . Then it finished!! I was

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Pacific Rim.

Totally misleading title and complete tosh to boot.

Summary of the plot: Massive robots fight monsters from the deep. Crowbar in a romance, feeble "comedy" and special effects which are disproportionately better than the film deserves and you have one unholy pile of doo-doo.

Directed by Guillermo Del Toro and starring Idris Elba and you wonder how they could go wrong.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that make me chuckle are on Sky scifi/horror.

Sharknado

Mansquito

Dino croc vs Supergator

And loads more comedy efforts like that"

they are essentially kitsch movies...even the directors/actors probably never took them that seriously..

its the big movies that get rave critic reviews that get me.

trailer of cloud atlas WOWED me..i thought...film event of the year.

I watched the early american release before it came here...and was amazed how fucking terrible it was...especially tom hanks...a useless story and to top it off...i later went to see it in the cinema with a date, i pretended i'd never seen it..she wanted to walk out half way through..thank fuck we did lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much

I kept waiting for it to get going. . . Then it finished!! I was

giant jelly fish floating above a garage...YAy...the end lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Check out 'strays' with vin diesel...one of his earlier works and just horrific.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The interview shite movie!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think clockwork orange was terrible...nothing to do with the controversial aspects..I just think its shit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piraña (could be spelt wrong) with Kelly Brook!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Plan 9 from Outer Space was supposed to be the best ever "bad" film they even mage a movie about the making of it ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

had the misfortune to watch The Interview over xmass..30mins into it i stopped watching ..biggest pile of shit ive seen 4 a while

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American muscle , Mrs Browns boys da movie , utter crap flicked both off after 15 minutes .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Full English Breakfast, the worst film in the history of worst films

Utter utter garbage

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/15 16:51:46]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much

I kept waiting for it to get going. . . Then it finished!! I was

giant jelly fish floating above a garage...YAy...the end lol"

They filmed it in three weeks, with six production crew members with improvised extras. Gareth Edwards went from directing that to Godzilla. Yeah it wasn't excellent but you've got to give it a little credit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought monsters was really good! Inventive storyline, great production values, well paced story that was shot beautifully and portrayed very well. For its meagre 500,000 cost its better than most of the stuff on general release now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much

I kept waiting for it to get going. . . Then it finished!! I was

giant jelly fish floating above a garage...YAy...the end lol

ragardless it ranks as the one of the worst sci-fi films I've ever seen...its messages were very obvious..it was about 'the war on terror'...I cant stand over hyped films pretending to be one thing when their agenda is quite different...maybe its classed as the thinking mans sci-fi...too me its the thinking mans pile of pish.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst film ever is troll 2, shot by a director who didn't understand the subject or the language... Its hilarious

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much

I kept waiting for it to get going. . . Then it finished!! I was

giant jelly fish floating above a garage...YAy...the end lol

It wasn't about the war on terror! It was about immigration!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monster comes to mind. Awful

oops wrong movie

Monsters is what I meant!

"its like looking at america from the outside but within..."

best cunty line ever...its close to that i think

I HATED it so much

I kept waiting for it to get going. . . Then it finished!! I was

giant jelly fish floating above a garage...YAy...the end lol

It wasn't about the war on terror! It was about immigration!!"

I think the links to that are obvious too though lol....as I say, the film was beautifully shot but it was a pile of shit for me...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

anything where Jim Carey spends half the film gurning at the camera was funny ,,,, once

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"ive been watching konga on horror channel soooo funny

hes a chimp who gets injected and grows to gigantic proportions turns into a gorilla !!!! anyone watched it? or seen a bad film"

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"ive been watching konga on horror channel soooo funny

hes a chimp who gets injected and grows to gigantic proportions turns into a gorilla !!!! anyone watched it? or seen a bad film"

No, but I want to now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There is no film worse than Manos: Hands of Fate.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Crib"

Was *so* bad, I was crying with laughter!! And in quite a lot of pain after the first 15 mins, so switched it off as I genuinely feared I might die of laughter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I believe it was actually "Tha Crib"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Watching Superman III at the mo and its pretty grim.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 10/01/15 18:30:01]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I didn't get all the fuss about Gravity! "

I thought I was the only one to think that lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Boxing Helena is the worst film ever made...ever!

Starship Troopers on the other hand is a superb satire on Fascism.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last air bender

a bag of dog doo

2012 complete pony ,just don't bother

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread