FabSwingers.com forum: Strange but true..........i think ..

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

Yes i was always led to believe it was around 4" as for the whales just glad im not a whale lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

On what an elephant lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whilst there is the age old question ... where do you start to measure from.... I am pretty sure mine is just a smig under 6 inches deep as I measured it once.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Who was recording it lol, im sure some of mine are much longer lol. When are they measuring it from and to lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Whilst there is the age old question ... where do you start to measure from.... I am pretty sure mine is just a smig under 6 inches deep as I measured it once."

Plumb line , led weight and count the knots as it goes in.........Or is that how sailors test the depth of the sea?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Who was recording it lol, im sure some of mine are much longer lol. When are they measuring it from and to lol"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What i do recall from an impromptu and unofficial physics lesson, on the Archimedes principle, is measuring the volume of yer dick and balls.

Lesson to be learnt ? Use warm water.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

On what an elephant lol"

Noooooooo apparently it was a human! Talk about dental floss!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Whilst there is the age old question ... where do you start to measure from.... I am pretty sure mine is just a smig under 6 inches deep as I measured it once.

Plumb line , led weight and count the knots as it goes in.........Or is that how sailors test the depth of the sea?

I just used a dildo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

That's my contribution

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records?"

I don't remember where i got them. I found a word doc on my laptop with them in from Xmas and never put them up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

Wow!!! Do you know if whales are into anything kinky like fisting?

I'm just trying to imagine the male Whale's hands, they must be bloody massive!

I'm not an expert on marine life I just want to make that clear.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records?

I don't remember where i got them. I found a word doc on my laptop with them in from Xmas and never put them up

A marketing opportunity for you. A pervoid factoid with each christmas cracker you pull, better than the shite "jokes" they have.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Wow!!! Do you know if whales are into anything kinky like fisting?

I'm just trying to imagine the male Whale's hands, they must be bloody massive!

I'm not an expert on marine life I just want to make that clear."

You'd never guess.

Can you imagine the mares getting fisted at say the Grand National, some of them horses have 17 hands.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

On what an elephant lol

Noooooooo apparently it was a human! Talk about dental floss!

Oh imagine getting that stuck in ya teeth and ya throat at the same time lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.

On what an elephant lol

Noooooooo apparently it was a human! Talk about dental floss!

Oh imagine getting that stuck in ya teeth and ya throat at the same time lol"

If i came across anything that long i would probably gip. Must have taken years to grow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

" Big Bad. Would it not be simpler posting a link to the pervy chapter of the Guiness Book of Records? I don't remember where i got them. I found a word doc on my laptop with them in from Xmas and never put them up

"
I feel cheated now. Santa only left me socks and a dressing gown

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

Wow!!! Do you know if whales are into anything kinky like fisting?

I'm just trying to imagine the male Whale's hands, they must be bloody massive!

I'm not an expert on marine life I just want to make that clear."

I thin kits safe to say you could probably get your head in never mind a fist

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 26/08/10 17:51:05]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ you lot....class

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BB, you have too much time on your hands.

How about whittling Femme a shoe tree or something!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck these forums are funny sometimes! exception to the bit about longest pube Yuk! what a minger

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

How the hell do you broach the subject with a woman who's that tall?

"Err.. scuse me luv, but seeing as you're so tall can we measure the depth of ya chuff please?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

How the hell do you broach the subject with a woman who's that tall?

"Err.. scuse me luv, but seeing as you're so tall can we measure the depth of ya chuff please?"

See what i mean! pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So, would it be fair to say it's best to avoid very wide women?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the average penis length?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the average penis length?"

Not that old chestnut .......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter.

"
thats a cock!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whats the average penis length?"
on here??? VWE

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define vwe? in inches

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Thats so weird

last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So

do you have the facts i am searching for ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define vwe? in inches

10?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he googled the facts or carried out the experiment?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats so weird

last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So

do you have the facts i am searching for ? "

There`s a couple of blokes on redtube called the insane brothers, they could be close

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats so weird

last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So

do you have the facts i am searching for ?

There`s a couple of blokes on redtube called the insane brothers, they could be close "

theres a guy on here with 14 inches ...its awesome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Define vwe? in inches

"
more than enough to fill a hole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define vwe? in inches

10?"

So where does well endowed fit in? 3 to 10 or more like 8 to 10?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define vwe? in inches

more than enough to fill a hole

so no specific length just depends on depth of hole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told by a few women I had the biggest cock they'd seen!!!!

Oh no hang on, it was I was the biggest cock they'd seen!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Thats so weird

last night we goggled the world's biggest cock . With pictures of course lol but couldn't find any. So

do you have the facts i am searching for ?

There`s a couple of blokes on redtube called the insane brothers, they could be close

theres a guy on here with 14 inches ...its awesome"

So have i, length + breadth + circumference + 20%. That's the new maths aint it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told by a few women I had the biggest cock they'd seen!!!!

Oh no hang on, it was I was the biggest cock they'd seen!"

I`d of kept that quiet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Reminds me of Jeremy Paxman tapping up a rather delightful Cambridge student. They got down to the nitty gritty and the girl said "But Jermey, it's only 5"

"That's your starter for ten"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I was told by a few women I had the biggest cock they'd seen!!!!

Oh no hang on, it was I was the biggest cock they'd seen!"
well i dont know about that as i dont know you but i reckon theres a few more that could give you a run for your money for the biggest cock on here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was told by a few women I had the biggest cock they'd seen!!!!

Oh no hang on, it was I was the biggest cock they'd seen!

I`d of kept that quiet "

And you did!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread