FabSwingers.com forum: you know you're getting old....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As a man in my fifties who thinks WTF when did that happen. I was given a rude awakening by my ads in goggle being for walk-in showers and best valve funeral plans. What makes you feel older. I need to fuck a younger woman.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

having trouble get my boots on in the morning.used to bend down now i have to sit down and pull my legs up ..that and finding hairs growing out of your ears

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

General aches and pains.

Being called madam in shops.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When my son says , "Dad , in the olden days , when you were young ...."

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Finding a picture of my cycling shoes online, the caption underneath says these were popular back in the 90's.

Having a youngster tell you How old they were when you mention a year, it was funny when I did it, not when they do it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that most my friends hadn't even been born when I left school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now being in the 45-60 age category for surveys.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When we've been married longer than some of the men who contact us have been alive.

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"having trouble get my boots on in the morning.used to bend down now i have to sit down and pull my legs up ..that and finding hairs growing out of your ears"

The hair coming from my ears made me cry.

Bugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google adverts rely on your search history (and cookies) and return relative results to ensure a targeted approach for their clients.

You must've been looking for old age stuff and forgotten it, you senile old git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey hairs slowly creeping in,having to set about my nostril hair with tweezers(ouch!) n having to ask the Turkish barber to burn off ever thickening ear lug hair

Happy enough growing old disgracefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realizing my daughter is 23 next month and my son is 21 the month after......how on earth did I bring up such lovely adults

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when people ask if you can walk that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees constantly remind me of my age and my youngest baby turning 28 tomorrow. Add to that my eldest grandson will be 15 this year and my hair is going very grey. Then my young grandson asking if there were cars when I was born. I have sex with younger men,it doesn't help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when people ask if you can walk that far "

And realising you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a man in my fifties who thinks WTF when did that happen. I was given a rude awakening by my ads in goggle being for walk-in showers and best valve funeral plans. What makes you feel older. I need to fuck a younger woman. "

I think I'm young.

Screw time flying by and creaky left knees and hangovers that are so bad I want to chop my head off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask whatever happened to Spangles.

When the thought of getting naked with someone under 30 makes you fear their laughter.

When you boast that your sporting exploits were brilliant ....and you know that no one else is around these days to contradict you.

When you tell your daughter that guy from the boy band is a long haired lout....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm young.

Screw time flying by and creaky left knees and hangovers that are so bad I want to chop my head off. "

Wow, you never cease to surprise me. Exactly how many left knees do you have creaky or otherwise? Spiderwoman your secret is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a 23 year old couple message you and you think they don't look old enough to be legal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you aren't wanted anymore, for anything other than the practical stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise how long ago the 80's were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the practical stuff isnt that practical sometimes ..lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

When a young lady with an older guy fetish contacts you and you realise that you have socks older than her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck an older women that way you will be her toy boy and she will be tired first so that will make you feel better (stud) . Apart from that old man it's all down hill so give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you aren't wanted anymore, for anything other than the practical stuff

If I lived closer I have taken that baited hook you've thrown out there

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I must sort that sock drawer out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u start having prostrate trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is just a number but your number is getting bigger and everything else is getting smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you talk to a 20 year old and wonder what their mum is like......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you aren't wanted anymore, for anything other than the practical stuff

If I lived closer I have taken that baited hook you've thrown out there

I just say it how it is. No hook but thank you and but for the distance, Id have accepted

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

When you can have sex with someone half your age and they are in there twenties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You think saga holidays are a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck an older women that way you will be her toy boy and she will be tired first so that will make you feel better (stud) . Apart from that old man it's all down hill so give up"

In reality that doesn't happen. Men cum and have to sleep. Many a time I've been laid next to a young,snoring man thinking "Wake up!" I want more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You think saga holidays are a good idea"

They are. No children,no more explanation needed

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

When you look at mens ages on here and think they are closer to my kids ages than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can have sex with someone half your age and they are in there twenties! "

Or thirties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that, I'm going to be young till the day I die, must remember to remove all mirrors lol

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

When tena ladies sent me a free sample , I didn't want it or ask for it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Saga start sending you junk mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you watch Michael Parkinson in an ad and think 'I could do with a new pen.....'

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By *orseydaveMan
over a year ago

Norwich NR5

attending more funerals than weddings

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

When my kids were young they used to watch the teletubbies - it made me feel old when I found out the other week that the baby whose face was used in the sun in the programme, is now 20 years old. Eek!

Also films like Toy Story (the first one) are also approx 20 years old

Where did all of those years go??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you discover that your belly button has been replaced by a sad looking smiley!
"I have sex with younger men,it doesn't help

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Dang, that was my plan A!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When every time you go to talk to your kids you sound like your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's getting old...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called Sir by strangers in shops and stuff, makes me feel old - there are other situations where expect to be called Sir though

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

when going with anyone under 30 feels odd

when you feel stupid wearing trainers

you haven't got a clue who anyone in the top 30 is and the "music" starts to really annoy you.

you realise theres not much to look forward to

the doctors/policeman look so young.

you cant do the things u used to

you start planning for your funeral.

more and more visits to the hospital

and they start removing bits of you

you have to have a magnifying glass in the kitchen drawer to read the labels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my son says , "Dad , in the olden days , when you were young ....""

Same as this. My 10 year old daughter thinks I'm absolutely ancient!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck an older women that way you will be her toy boy and she will be tired first so that will make you feel better (stud) . Apart from that old man it's all down hill so give up

In reality that doesn't happen. Men cum and have to sleep. Many a time I've been laid next to a young,snoring man thinking "Wake up!" I want more! "

Your just gready

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

I ordered two pairs of varifocals yesterday...officially old now!

Got fed up of swapping specs about 30 times an hour in lectures.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Nope nope nope. I am not old. I may be 54 but I'm 28 in my head.

The wrinkles and grey hair I just ignore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

54 gosh that's old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself thinking a cardigan and corduroys are a fashion statement

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"When we've been married longer than some of the men who contact us have been alive. "

You've been in your job that long that when there's new starts aged 18-20 you say to yourself "goodness I've been working in this place when they were born".

Your chuffed when you come across clothes you bought about 20odd years ago and they still fit, and the clothing has even came back into fashion.

You've never heard/know of anyone in the top 20 music charts.

You watch re-runs of top of the pops from 20-25years ago and tell your wee nieces/nephews ..."now that's when music was music"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"54 gosh that's old

No it bloody isn't!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

OLD= when your eldest will be 40 in 12 weeks .

Nowadays just about everything makes you feel old and past it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"54 gosh that's old

No it bloody isn't!"

Hush, Methuselah speaks

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Being told my chosen occupation is "a young mans game and I am no longer employable due to health and safety insurance restrictions..."

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

when i talk to scouse about what i got up to in the USA in the 60's and she points out she was not born then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopping at the widow of Dunn & Co, and admiring their flat caps.

Taking twice as long in the pub toilet as your younger mates.

Not being looked at by women anymore.

Admiring a young woman's figure and being called an old perv.

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