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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

1/The movies - sneaking in to all the free movies you can watch.

2/Sneaking into go see you favorite celebrities in person.

3/The local Gym. (opposite sexes locker room of course).

4/The local pub making unsuspecting patrons drinks magically disappear.

5/Somewhere else (But you must say)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

1/The movies - sneaking in to all the free movies you can watch.

2/Sneaking into go see you favorite celebrities in person.

3/The local Gym. (opposite sexes locker room of course).

4/The local pub making unsuspecting patrons drinks magically disappear.

5/Somewhere else (But you must say) "

in the mens loo so i cud scare them all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The England football team bath xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

1/The movies - sneaking in to all the free movies you can watch.

2/Sneaking into go see you favorite celebrities in person.

3/The local Gym. (opposite sexes locker room of course).

4/The local pub making unsuspecting patrons drinks magically disappear.

5/Somewhere else (But you must say)

in the mens loo so i cud scare them all lol "

Surprising them so they miss the pan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masterminding robberies to make me rich.

Have to think big in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

1/The movies - sneaking in to all the free movies you can watch.

2/Sneaking into go see you favorite celebrities in person.

3/The local Gym. (opposite sexes locker room of course).

4/The local pub making unsuspecting patrons drinks magically disappear.

5/Somewhere else (But you must say)

in the mens loo so i cud scare them all lol

Surprising them so they miss the pan? "

if we were invisible you wouldn't be able to find us anywhere. we're invisible.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think apart from spying on naked women If I was invisible I would probably buy a tortoise and then run around with it in my hand. Imagine the ooos and arrrrs as passers by witness the magic flying tortoise.

This works with turtles also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think apart from spying on naked women If I was invisible I would probably buy a tortoise and then run around with it in my hand. Imagine the ooos and arrrrs as passers by witness the magic flying tortoise.

This works with turtles also."

Forum post of the day. No. Week. Possibly month.

You could put a cape on the turtle, even, and paint an S in a triangle on the shell.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I think apart from spying on naked women If I was invisible I would probably buy a tortoise and then run around with it in my hand. Imagine the ooos and arrrrs as passers by witness the magic flying tortoise.

This works with turtles also.

Forum post of the day. No. Week. Possibly month.

You could put a cape on the turtle, even, and paint an S in a triangle on the shell.

"

LOL Now you're just being silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think apart from spying on naked women If I was invisible I would probably buy a tortoise and then run around with it in my hand. Imagine the ooos and arrrrs as passers by witness the magic flying tortoise.

This works with turtles also.

Forum post of the day. No. Week. Possibly month.

You could put a cape on the turtle, even, and paint an S in a triangle on the shell.

LOL Now you're just being silly"

Yeah you are right. I forgot the tights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

1/The movies - sneaking in to all the free movies you can watch.

2/Sneaking into go see you favorite celebrities in person.

3/The local Gym. (opposite sexes locker room of course).

4/The local pub making unsuspecting patrons drinks magically disappear.

5/Somewhere else (But you must say)

in the mens loo so i cud scare them all lol

Surprising them so they miss the pan? "

yeah lol not very pervy i know but it wud amuse me for hours

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

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You wouldn't.... I'd be invisible

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

De Bagging MPs and judges whenever there were cameras around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking revenge

Wealth, kinks, fun etc can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think apart from spying on naked women If I was invisible I would probably buy a tortoise and then run around with it in my hand. Imagine the ooos and arrrrs as passers by witness the magic flying tortoise.

This works with turtles also.

Forum post of the day. No. Week. Possibly month.

Hilarious!

You could put a cape on the turtle, even, and paint an S in a triangle on the shell.

LOL Now you're just being silly

Yeah you are right. I forgot the tights."

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. Royal Ordnance factory. with entry and exit codes.

2. MI5 altering as many records to T Blair as possible

3. HMRC messing with tax codes, refunds , demands etc, free fridges with every box of chocolates, i say

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

jumping up and down on presure pads and sneaking up on people and whispering in their ears after going

"MMMMWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Laine's house.

But not the smallest room when it's siling it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Laine's house.

But not the smallest room when it's siling it down. "

Eeeeeep I better dust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be sitting amongst groups listening to their conversations.

Nothing interests me more than group dynamics.

If I was invisible I would could stop specualting and imagining and i'd KNOW what they were saying.

I would NEVER let on I knew. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that every time I'm in the pub granny, eavesdrop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could be invisible but still be able to touch and feel,I'd probably alternate my spare time between the ladies shower room at the gym and the local banks.

In all honesty,I'd be an absolute scoundrel! R

XX

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By *avfavMan
over a year ago

south lincs north cambs

Doesn't matter if you can see my or not the only place I want to be is in a nice ladys mind

really though stood next to Darren Brown whispering wrong answers into his mind lmao. If I can't be there i person I don't think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you where invisible, where would we find you most of the time.

1/The movies - sneaking in to all the free movies you can watch.

2/Sneaking into go see you favorite celebrities in person.

3/The local Gym. (opposite sexes locker room of course).

4/The local pub making unsuspecting patrons drinks magically disappear.

5/Somewhere else (But you must say) "

Dont know where Visible is....

But if I was in Visible, I guess thats where you'd find me...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Vatican city - Messing with the Pope.

AFTER i'd been through my list of women to see naked.

Which i'd do AFTER my list of "i wonder what she looks like when she's fucking"? list.

The Pope has some time before i get to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do that every time I'm in the pub granny, eavesdrop "

Me too Laine...... love it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vatican city - Messing with the Pope.

AFTER i'd been through my list of women to see naked.

Which i'd do AFTER my list of "i wonder what she looks like when she's fucking"? list.

The Pope has some time before i get to him."

Clarify 'messing with'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm...vaults of the Bank of England with an invisible team to help me with the ill gotten gains.

Fort Knox with an invisible...see where I'm going here?!!

Oh, David Beckham's bathroom as he strips for the shower...yum, yum!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Vatican city - Messing with the Pope.

AFTER i'd been through my list of women to see naked.

Which i'd do AFTER my list of "i wonder what she looks like when she's fucking"? list.

The Pope has some time before i get to him.

Clarify 'messing with'"

Pretending to be God, The Baby Jesus, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, that kind of thing.

And then making him suck me off. So he was gay.

And then making have unprotected anal sex with an african villager who was infected with full blown aids.

You know the kind of thing, a little light banter, "messing with his head".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sams would be set of twilight yummy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would my clothes be invisible too, or would I have to go everywhere I want to perv totally naked?

Don't want to 'bump' into anyone unexpectedly you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work; invisible people got bills to pay too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaking into the kitchens of top restaurants and sample the delicious food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be just sidling into me lovely tarkans bed and having a grope

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