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By *uss Puss OP   Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

1.2.3

yeap all seems fine here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please hold. We'll shortly be available to dispatch someone to your thread to disagree with your and any opinion you may have recently made.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"1.2.3

yeap all seems fine here "

A bit loud LOL

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By *uss Puss OP   Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

FFS on hold and not even playing Greensleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do apologise. Our services are usually as fast as vultures hovering over a carcass.

We will endeavour to dispatch an agent a.s.a.p.

In the meantime, please feel free to imagine the on-hold music as being whatever pleases you best.

If not, you may prefer to hum the theme tune to Jeremy Kyle.

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By *uss Puss OP   Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,

To cast me off discourteously.

For I have loved you well and long,

Delighting in your company.

Chorus:

Greensleeves was all my joy

Greensleeves was my delight,

Greensleeves was my heart of gold,

And who but my lady greensleeves.

Alas, my love, that you should own

A heart of wanton vanity,

So must I meditate alone

Upon your insincerity.

(Chorus)

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,

Oh, why did you so enrapture me?

Now I remain in a world apart

But my heart remains in captivity.

(Chorus)

If you intend thus to disdain,

It does the more enrapture me,

And even so, I still remain

A lover in captivity.

(Chorus)

I have been ready at your hand,

To grant whatever you would crave,

I have both wagered life and land,

Your love and good-will for to have.

(Chorus)

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,

But still thou hadst it readily.

Thy music still to play and sing;

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

(Chorus)

I bought thee kerchiefs for thy head,

That were wrought fine and gallantly;

I kept thee at both board and bed,

Which cost my purse well-favoredly.

(Chorus)

I bought thee petticoats of the best,

The cloth so fine as it might be;

I gave thee jewels for thy chest,

And all this cost I spent on thee.

(Chorus)

Thy smock of silk, both fair and white,

With gold embroidered gorgeously;

Thy petticoat of sendal right,

And these I bought thee gladly.

(Chorus)

My men were clothed all in green,

And they did ever wait on thee;

All this was gallant to be seen,

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

(Chorus)

They set thee up, they took thee down,

They served thee with humility;

Thy foot might not once touch the ground,

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

(Chorus)

'Tis, I will pray to God on high,

That thou my constancy mayst see,

And that yet once before I die,

Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

(Chorus)

Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,

To God I pray to prosper thee,

For I am still thy lover true,

Come once again and love me.

Greensleeves was all my joy

Greensleeves was my delight,

Greensleeves was my heart of gold,

And who but my lady greensleeves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please hold,your post is important to us,we will have a fellow poster to post to you soon,you are number 999,in the queue.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"We do apologise. Our services are usually as fast as vultures hovering over a carcass.

We will endeavour to dispatch an agent a.s.a.p.

In the meantime, please feel free to imagine the on-hold music as being whatever pleases you best.

If not, you may prefer to hum the theme tune to Jeremy Kyle."

HUM the theme tune?

You saying i'm too thick to know the words?

EH?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Alas, my love, you do me wrong,

To cast me off discourteously.

For I have loved you well and long,

Delighting in your company.

Chorus:

Greensleeves was all my joy

Greensleeves was my delight,

Greensleeves was my heart of gold,

And who but my lady greensleeves.

Alas, my love, that you should own

A heart of wanton vanity,

So must I meditate alone

Upon your insincerity.

(Chorus)

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,

Oh, why did you so enrapture me?

Now I remain in a world apart

But my heart remains in captivity.

(Chorus)

If you intend thus to disdain,

It does the more enrapture me,

And even so, I still remain

A lover in captivity.

(Chorus)

I have been ready at your hand,

To grant whatever you would crave,

I have both wagered life and land,

Your love and good-will for to have.

(Chorus)

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,

But still thou hadst it readily.

Thy music still to play and sing;

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

(Chorus)

I bought thee kerchiefs for thy head,

That were wrought fine and gallantly;

I kept thee at both board and bed,

Which cost my purse well-favoredly.

(Chorus)

I bought thee petticoats of the best,

The cloth so fine as it might be;

I gave thee jewels for thy chest,

And all this cost I spent on thee.

(Chorus)

Thy smock of silk, both fair and white,

With gold embroidered gorgeously;

Thy petticoat of sendal right,

And these I bought thee gladly.

(Chorus)

My men were clothed all in green,

And they did ever wait on thee;

All this was gallant to be seen,

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

(Chorus)

They set thee up, they took thee down,

They served thee with humility;

Thy foot might not once touch the ground,

And yet thou wouldst not love me.

(Chorus)

'Tis, I will pray to God on high,

That thou my constancy mayst see,

And that yet once before I die,

Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

(Chorus)

Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,

To God I pray to prosper thee,

For I am still thy lover true,

Come once again and love me.

Greensleeves was all my joy

Greensleeves was my delight,

Greensleeves was my heart of gold,

And who but my lady greensleeves"

Can you not use a hanky like the rest of us, sniff, sniff.

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