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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i'm shit at dirty chat, anyway when a meet wants you tell them what they want (and i never met them before) well my mind goes blank.

give me some stuff to copy and paste lol...

things i like, cock in my pussy, cum, two guys at once, oral on me and him, erm yeah i'm shit at thinking about things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read phone book to him lol. If he's it horny enough meeting a lovely like you then theres no hope.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Definitely not what you say but how you say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm exactly the same x my mind just goes somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just read phone book to him lol. If he's it horny enough meeting a lovely like you then theres no hope."

i know some guys like this stuff as foreplay, i do as well if it's someone i know and already fucked coz i can imagine stuff better. :/

i give up already lol, gonna imagine previous encounters i enjoyed and recount them.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can never do that with a straight face, I always go off on a big comedy tangent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can never do that with a straight face, I always go off on a big comedy tangent "

hehe, aw i want it to be sexy.

when i wasn't having any sex i used to go on the internet and dirty chat with about 8 guys at once, have lost that mojo now. i never fantasize about anything any more coz i'm busy fucking or thinking about my next meet but not much more than i'm gonna get fucked later...

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I can't dirty chat either....

"I'm going to ram my thingy into your whatsit and pump it hard and fast until stuff happens"

Saying that, one of my mottos in life is... those who can, do. Those who can't, talk about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit at dirty talk and I hate using the word pussy I feel embarrassed just writing it.

Just write in detail the things you like doing and you can't go wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dirty chat either....

"I'm going to ram my thingy into your whatsit and pump it hard and fast until stuff happens"

Saying that, one of my mottos in life is... those who can, do. Those who can't, talk about it "

Gonna copy and paste that hehe...

Glad it's not just me crap at this stuff guys, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if it was me, I'd say something like this:

I'd pin you down on the bed by the wrists...

Then grab your face by the chin and whisper in your ear "I'm gonna fuck you now, little girl... and you're gonna like it"...

Then I would force your legs apart and slide my hand straight into your underwear...

I would then force my tongue into your mouth whether you liked it or not...

My body is on top of yours, pressed firmly against you. You can feel my bulge pressing up against your inner thigh...

I remove my trousers, my fully-erect cock instantly pokes through the side of my tight boxers...

I grab the back of your head by the hair and tell you "You're gonna be a good, little slut. And you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"...

You nod quietly and I thrust my cock deep down your throat without hesitation, moaning loudly in the process...

Just when I think I'm about to cum, I pull out and flip you over onto your knees. I grab a fistful of hair, wrap it around my knuckles and pull you to me from behind for a passionate kiss before throwing you back down again to be fucked...

I enter you deep and fuck you hard and fast whilst I grit my teeth and growl as I pull harder and harder on your hair...

The sound of my groin slapping against your arse gets louder and louder, as do our moans...

I tell you with what little breath I have left that I'm gonna cum, you voluntarily pull out and turn around so you can get a mouthful of all of my juice...

You wrap your lips all around my cock and furiously rub your clit to an orgasm whilst I pump your cheeks full of my hot cum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if it was me, I'd say something like this:

I'd pin you down on the bed by the wrists...

Then grab your face by the chin and whisper in your ear "I'm gonna fuck you now, little girl... and you're gonna like it"...

Then I would force your legs apart and slide my hand straight into your underwear...

I would then force my tongue into your mouth whether you liked it or not...

My body is on top of yours, pressed firmly against you. You can feel my bulge pressing up against your inner thigh...

I remove my trousers, my fully-erect cock instantly pokes through the side of my tight boxers...

I grab the back of your head by the hair and tell you "You're gonna be a good, little slut. And you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"...

You nod quietly and I thrust my cock deep down your throat without hesitation, moaning loudly in the process...

Just when I think I'm about to cum, I pull out and flip you over onto your knees. I grab a fistful of hair, wrap it around my knuckles and pull you to me from behind for a passionate kiss before throwing you back down again to be fucked...

I enter you deep and fuck you hard and fast whilst I grit my teeth and growl as I pull harder and harder on your hair...

The sound of my groin slapping against your arse gets louder and louder, as do our moans...

I tell you with what little breath I have left that I'm gonna cum, you voluntarily pull out and turn around so you can get a mouthful of all of my juice...

You wrap your lips all around my cock and furiously rub your clit to an orgasm whilst I pump your cheeks full of my hot cum."

haha i'm female and he's male.

not doing to bad anyway, according to the replies i'm getting from him. just about winging it here now, and having fun thanks to this topic so have relaxed a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it was me, I'd say something like this:

I'd pin you down on the bed by the wrists...

Then grab your face by the chin and whisper in your ear "I'm gonna fuck you now, little girl... and you're gonna like it"...

Then I would force your legs apart and slide my hand straight into your underwear...

I would then force my tongue into your mouth whether you liked it or not...

My body is on top of yours, pressed firmly against you. You can feel my bulge pressing up against your inner thigh...

I remove my trousers, my fully-erect cock instantly pokes through the side of my tight boxers...

I grab the back of your head by the hair and tell you "You're gonna be a good, little slut. And you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"...

You nod quietly and I thrust my cock deep down your throat without hesitation, moaning loudly in the process...

Just when I think I'm about to cum, I pull out and flip you over onto your knees. I grab a fistful of hair, wrap it around my knuckles and pull you to me from behind for a passionate kiss before throwing you back down again to be fucked...

I enter you deep and fuck you hard and fast whilst I grit my teeth and growl as I pull harder and harder on your hair...

The sound of my groin slapping against your arse gets louder and louder, as do our moans...

I tell you with what little breath I have left that I'm gonna cum, you voluntarily pull out and turn around so you can get a mouthful of all of my juice...

You wrap your lips all around my cock and furiously rub your clit to an orgasm whilst I pump your cheeks full of my hot cum."

Different things appeal to different people, that would make me giggle, all the talk of growling and describing exactly how it's gonna go doesn't do anything for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it was me, I'd say something like this:

I'd pin you down on the bed by the wrists...

Then grab your face by the chin and whisper in your ear "I'm gonna fuck you now, little girl... and you're gonna like it"...

Then I would force your legs apart and slide my hand straight into your underwear...

I would then force my tongue into your mouth whether you liked it or not...

My body is on top of yours, pressed firmly against you. You can feel my bulge pressing up against your inner thigh...

I remove my trousers, my fully-erect cock instantly pokes through the side of my tight boxers...

I grab the back of your head by the hair and tell you "You're gonna be a good, little slut. And you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"...

You nod quietly and I thrust my cock deep down your throat without hesitation, moaning loudly in the process...

Just when I think I'm about to cum, I pull out and flip you over onto your knees. I grab a fistful of hair, wrap it around my knuckles and pull you to me from behind for a passionate kiss before throwing you back down again to be fucked...

I enter you deep and fuck you hard and fast whilst I grit my teeth and growl as I pull harder and harder on your hair...

The sound of my groin slapping against your arse gets louder and louder, as do our moans...

I tell you with what little breath I have left that I'm gonna cum, you voluntarily pull out and turn around so you can get a mouthful of all of my juice...

You wrap your lips all around my cock and furiously rub your clit to an orgasm whilst I pump your cheeks full of my hot cum.

haha i'm female and he's male.

not doing to bad anyway, according to the replies i'm getting from him. just about winging it here now, and having fun thanks to this topic so have relaxed a bit."

Well I did say if it was me. You can tailor it to your own specifics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cyber chat and phone sex bores me much like c2c

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

As she sat there in ecstasy, each orgasm more powerful than the last, she screamed, "yes, yes, yes"

When she calmed down, she stood up and sorted herself.

As she was leaving the room, she said, "Until next time". The washing machine didn't reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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haha i'm female and he's male.

not doing to bad anyway, according to the replies i'm getting from him. just about winging it here now, and having fun thanks to this topic so have relaxed a bit."

I like to keep it simple and just describe things I do and like doing.

Oral for you, could say I'm gonna climb on your face but facing your feet so I can fuck your nose and chin, put my arse hole on your nose and my cunt over your mouth so I can look down and watch you struggling to breath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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haha i'm female and he's male.

not doing to bad anyway, according to the replies i'm getting from him. just about winging it here now, and having fun thanks to this topic so have relaxed a bit.

I like to keep it simple and just describe things I do and like doing.

Oral for you, could say I'm gonna climb on your face but facing your feet so I can fuck your nose and chin, put my arse hole on your nose and my cunt over your mouth so I can look down and watch you struggling to breath.

"

do love smothering a guy, good tip there.

uploaded pics to give me some relief and keep him busy, hope it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find 'dirty talk' Makes me cringe a little....via text or phone or whatever....when lasses try it in the bedroom too I try to run with it but inside I'm giggling like a tit to the point I'm quite put off and just wishing they'd shut up....

Tell him your not a text wank service and he'll get what he gets when he gets there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find 'dirty talk' Makes me cringe a little....via text or phone or whatever....when lasses try it in the bedroom too I try to run with it but inside I'm giggling like a tit to the point I'm quite put off and just wishing they'd shut up....

Tell him your not a text wank service and he'll get what he gets when he gets there "

it's alright, i do like dirty chat if it's good and sexy. i've done it with meets before and it adds to the build up if done right. just got out of the habit of it because i get fucked too much i think and that switched off my fantasizing about sex.

plus if he has a wank before he gets here i'm gonna get longer out of him haha, actually that's a downside isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty talk is nice in the right environment but if your not comfortable saying it, it's probably going to sound laboured. It's as much about how you say it as anything, I don't get phone cybersex at all but enjoy a women talking dirty sexy face to face. The way she says it and stares with sexy eyes are very much a part of it for me too though...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If you wanted a dirty joke.. .. Dirty talk sorry not my forte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read him footy stats in a sexy voice..

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I find not being specific helps, let them fill in the gaps.... so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read him footy stats in a sexy voice.. "

Now you're talking!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa-Loompas"

"I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret"

*Courtesy of Kate Winslet!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Whisper in his ear...will you put your sausage in my mcladymuffin that will get him going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrust your purple-headed warrior into my quivering mound of love pudding.

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

If someone asks you that, say:

"I want to fuck someone who is confident enough to not have to ask me that exact question"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well it backfired on him anyway, am gonna have to have a meet right now coz of all the dirty chat.

yeah am giving dirty chat a miss from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well it backfired on him anyway, am gonna have to have a meet right now coz of all the dirty chat.

yeah am giving dirty chat a miss from now on."

Why did it backfire?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As it says on ma profile, "Actions speak louder than words"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well it backfired on him anyway, am gonna have to have a meet right now coz of all the dirty chat.

yeah am giving dirty chat a miss from now on.

Why did it backfire? "

i stopped talking to him and started arranging a hookup instead, lol.

am sure half the dirty chatters aren't interested in meeting tbh. will find out tonight if i'm right or not though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you tell him something then don't do it on the meet, will he sue you for false advertising ?! Not into all that dirty talk, if I click with someone then the fun will flow along with other things !

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"

am sure half the dirty chatters aren't interested in meeting tbh. will find out tonight if i'm right or not though."

We wait with baited breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if you tell him something then don't do it on the meet, will he sue you for false advertising ?! Not into all that dirty talk, if I click with someone then the fun will flow along with other things !"

he said something about grabbing my hair when he fucks my face so i told him i don't want my head pushing when he does that? think it was him anyway, might have been someone else. i never say i like something when i don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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am sure half the dirty chatters aren't interested in meeting tbh. will find out tonight if i'm right or not though.

We wait with baited breath "

not that arsed now. just had a really good fuck hehe. but yeah i'll be back to say whether he was all chat or not.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not into it myself op, its the same really, pussey licking, cock hard in pussey, what new is there really to chat about in sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it was me, I'd say something like this:

I'd pin you down on the bed by the wrists...

Then grab your face by the chin and whisper in your ear "I'm gonna fuck you now, little girl... and you're gonna like it"...

Then I would force your legs apart and slide my hand straight into your underwear...

I would then force my tongue into your mouth whether you liked it or not...

My body is on top of yours, pressed firmly against you. You can feel my bulge pressing up against your inner thigh...

I remove my trousers, my fully-erect cock instantly pokes through the side of my tight boxers...

I grab the back of your head by the hair and tell you "You're gonna be a good, little slut. And you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"...

You nod quietly and I thrust my cock deep down your throat without hesitation, moaning loudly in the process...

Just when I think I'm about to cum, I pull out and flip you over onto your knees. I grab a fistful of hair, wrap it around my knuckles and pull you to me from behind for a passionate kiss before throwing you back down again to be fucked...

I enter you deep and fuck you hard and fast whilst I grit my teeth and growl as I pull harder and harder on your hair...

The sound of my groin slapping against your arse gets louder and louder, as do our moans...

I tell you with what little breath I have left that I'm gonna cum, you voluntarily pull out and turn around so you can get a mouthful of all of my juice...

You wrap your lips all around my cock and furiously rub your clit to an orgasm whilst I pump your cheeks full of my hot cum.

haha i'm female and he's male.

not doing to bad anyway, according to the replies i'm getting from him. just about winging it here now, and having fun thanks to this topic so have relaxed a bit.

Well I did say if it was me. You can tailor it to your own specifics."

The little girl comment would mean a block from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if it was me, I'd say something like this:

I'd pin you down on the bed by the wrists...

Then grab your face by the chin and whisper in your ear "I'm gonna fuck you now, little girl... and you're gonna like it"...

Then I would force your legs apart and slide my hand straight into your underwear...

I would then force my tongue into your mouth whether you liked it or not...

My body is on top of yours, pressed firmly against you. You can feel my bulge pressing up against your inner thigh...

I remove my trousers, my fully-erect cock instantly pokes through the side of my tight boxers...

I grab the back of your head by the hair and tell you "You're gonna be a good, little slut. And you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"...

You nod quietly and I thrust my cock deep down your throat without hesitation, moaning loudly in the process...

Just when I think I'm about to cum, I pull out and flip you over onto your knees. I grab a fistful of hair, wrap it around my knuckles and pull you to me from behind for a passionate kiss before throwing you back down again to be fucked...

I enter you deep and fuck you hard and fast whilst I grit my teeth and growl as I pull harder and harder on your hair...

The sound of my groin slapping against your arse gets louder and louder, as do our moans...

I tell you with what little breath I have left that I'm gonna cum, you voluntarily pull out and turn around so you can get a mouthful of all of my juice...

You wrap your lips all around my cock and furiously rub your clit to an orgasm whilst I pump your cheeks full of my hot cum.

haha i'm female and he's male.

not doing to bad anyway, according to the replies i'm getting from him. just about winging it here now, and having fun thanks to this topic so have relaxed a bit.

Well I did say if it was me. You can tailor it to your own specifics.

The little girl comment would mean a block from me "

Tut, there's no pleasing some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am not into it myself op, its the same really, pussey licking, cock hard in pussey, what new is there really to chat about in sex? "

all sorts, if you can get going thinking about it. unfortunately it got me thinking about it and then wanting sex right there and then haha. oh well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't trust people who want to talk dirty in messages, not that many women ever ask me to do it, if they do I often think they're men on fake profiles ! I just feel actions speak louder than words and often think ones that are all talk never want to meet anyway although I may be wrong.

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