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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Left for work this morning still half asleep. Noticed some leaves fluttering in the bottom right hand corner of my windscreen as I drove along. I just assumed they had fallen from a tree or something.

I got to the garage and as I got out I noticed it was a pink rose that had been placed deliberately on my windscreen (the stem had been put beneath the bonnet at the bottom of the windscreen to secure it) but I have no idea by who.

It can't have been letsbe as i am sure it wasn't there yesterday! Quite a nice yet puzzling start to friday

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Always good to know someone thinks you are worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooo secret admirers. A sweet thing to do.........

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There was probably a note that flew off as you sped along .......I bet it was declaring undying love and now we shall never know

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry"

Eh?

Not noticing a rose at the bottom of one's windscreen makes one unsafe to drive?

A small flower which looked like a few leaves in the very corner of the screen makes a vehicle unsafe to drive?

Wow.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry"

No fit state to drive?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry"

Can we just be friendly for once or am I missing the point?!

Sorry Evie

I am very excited for you but puzzling indeed. Hope you find out who it is from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's lovely. Hope its someone you may like in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry"

Wow, I imagine you going through the house every evening with a clipboard undertaking your daily safety checks....nothing above head height unsecured....check

No loose objects on the floor....check

Sheaths on all kitchen knives and sharp utensils.....check.

All fire guards in their proper position....check.

All alarms tested and inspected.....check.

All stairway bannisters and handrails checked for fitness of purpose.....check.

Stairway babygate top and bottom tested and locked.....check.

Probably more stuff than that but you get the idea....must be a right joy to be around.....

Someone has a possible mystery admirer and your thinking pre start motor vehicle checks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How exciting! Keep us updated

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry"

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Frigged

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand "

Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand

Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80. "

stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand

Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.

stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand"

I'd never thought of that.

This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand

Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.

stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand

I'd never thought of that.

This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid "

and so you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frigged "

I was imagining a large pair of scissors and almighty bangs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was in someone's butt crack and you ran them over

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand

Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.

stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand

I'd never thought of that.

This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid "

Please let it be the Mr who posted this!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Sorry but to me this says you were in no fit state to drive, and you did not ensure your vehicle was safe to drive before you drove off.

But that is a sign of the times nobody bothers with basic drivers checks before driving these days, hence the number of accidents on the roads.

As I said at the start sorry

Christ, if you think that makes me unfit to drive, I best not tell you I was driving with my knees as i applied my mascara and fringed myself off with my free hand

Evie! You should never do that it's very, very dangerous I have poked myself in the eye with the mascara brush countless times when I've gone over a speed bump at 80.

stop looking at the road while your'e doing it then concentrate on the task at hand

I'd never thought of that.

This is true, I once looked in my rear view mirror to see the woman behind me curling her eyelashes , we were in slow moving traffic but really. I also got shouted at by a van driver for stopping in traffic because he was reading his newspaper and hadn't seen my brake lights...obviously that was my fault and I apologised and gave him an immediate blow job for being so stupid

Please let it be the Mr who posted this! "

I'd like to be able to say it was, but no

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

at these comments

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"How exciting! Keep us updated "

Amy news or ideas yet ? nearly Valentines day maybe you will get red ones next time.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"How exciting! Keep us updated

Amy news or ideas yet ? nearly Valentines day maybe you will get red ones next time. "

Nope. My friend at work thinks they got the wrong car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How exciting! Keep us updated

Amy news or ideas yet ? nearly Valentines day maybe you will get red ones next time.

Nope. My friend at work thinks they got the wrong car "

Bollocks.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Awww, nice story. Pretty sure you'll have more to tell us soon, no one goes to those measures without a follow up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"How exciting! Keep us updated

Amy news or ideas yet ? nearly Valentines day maybe you will get red ones next time.

Nope. My friend at work thinks they got the wrong car "

there's one very disappointed person waiting to be thanked for their gesture then

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Maybe it is one of your fitness aquaintances .. heavens Your work mates are mean.. of course it was for you

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Maybe it was in someone's butt crack and you ran them over"

That made me laugh

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