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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I once had a sexual encounter, good it was, really enjoyed it, and I used Mini Eggs in that situation.

Now the Mini Egg is better than the Malteser, because the Malteser, it can't cut it when it gets to the rough stuff. Whereas the Mini Egg has got a hardened shell which gives it an extra 20 seconds of what I like to call 'bum life'. But the difficulty is, with the Mini Egg, is that on its journey in, it goes in all colourful and jolly and upbeat, and then when it comes out, it's all pale and jaded like a Vietnam vet.

But enough of my yapping, you guys must have dozens of stories exactly like mine... right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on, statistically I can't have been the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say ive had a mini egg in my hooha lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cant say ive had a mini egg in my hooha lol"

Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are all the threads about chocolate tonight, I have serious sugar cravings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a fair bit of sugar in a fab lolly

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

How many Mini Eggs Can You Fit Into a Vagina..

I Managed 16..

And only found 15..

Hours later Hubby admitted to eating one.. pheww lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are all the threads about chocolate tonight, I have serious sugar cravings "

Lick your luscious sugar coated lips

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Will you all please stop talking about chocolate! I am back on the sensible eating bandwagon and have given up actual cigarettes (not as a New Year resolution by the way). Wanting to eat Maltesers and Mini Eggs is not helping my normally chipper mood!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you all please stop talking about chocolate! I am back on the sensible eating bandwagon and have given up actual cigarettes (not as a New Year resolution by the way). Wanting to eat Maltesers and Mini Eggs is not helping my normally chipper mood!"

The post is about anally-inserted Mini Eggs if that helps.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"The post is about anally-inserted Mini Eggs if that helps."

Whoops.. I was talking front bum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say ive had a mini egg in my hooha lol

Yet."

If i see you with a bag of minu eggs you are getting a spank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cant say ive had a mini egg in my hooha lol

Yet.

If i see you with a bag of minu eggs you are getting a spank"

Ooh matron! Not if I spank you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant say ive had a mini egg in my hooha lol

Yet.

If i see you with a bag of minu eggs you are getting a spank

Ooh matron! Not if I spank you first "

Haha naughty.. I need to go cool down now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, for goodness sake..!!!!

My New Year's Resolution was to eat less chocolate..

... you lot are just not helping...!!!!!

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