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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't they look lovely,gracefull things,pah,the fuckers flap at ya hiss at ya,,,,,,,,,,,, bastard swans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They roast up a treat though.

Lord Marmite

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Personally; I cant stand the fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only use them when I can't find my lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitches when they have babies. I much prefer the little birds that look pretty and stay away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down. "

Lol they're weird, sly and terrifying! Plural of swan? Swine

S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

their like the pretty girls at school,look nice but,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like feeding the ducks in Windsor cos there's a mallard that eats out of my hand. The swans and geese always end up chasing her away, hissing and pecking her. Annoys me but if I do anything, they hiss and chase me instead.

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Yup beautiful, gracefull creatures, except they appear to have a wee tad of an issue with our blades when we row past them - darn things go into attack mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me started on Canada Geese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't the Queen own them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They scare me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't the Queen own them ? "

She owns all unmarked ones in open water.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Id fight one.

In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.

Anyone top that?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down. "

Bevy of Swans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on Canada Geese!"

I live fairly near a lake that they like. They make a right racket when they all fly over going to and from said lake ! I do like to see them though.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

One dogging site north east of Glasgow has what seem to be the most aggressive swans in the world.

Stay in the car and all is well. Get out ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently they can break your arm!!

Ever walked up to anyone with their arm in a sling, asked them how they did it , and got the reply 'Swan broke it mate!'

No me neither!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.

Bevy of Swans"

Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id fight one.

In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.

Anyone top that?"

How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Id fight one.

In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.

Anyone top that?

How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed! "

Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.

Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.

Bevy of Swans

Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers."

Thanks. Our language really is quirky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them there's 2 adults and 6 babies in the moat and I handfeed them all x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.

Bevy of Swans

Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.

Thanks. Our language really is quirky! "

Swans don't swing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id fight one.

In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.

Anyone top that?

How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!

Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.

Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it."

What a man,what a man what a mighty big man,,your so macho,,,,just what I needed as I was hissed at whilst out jogging today

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Id fight one.

In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.

Anyone top that?

How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!

Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.

Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it.

What a man,what a man what a mighty big man,,your so macho,,,,just what I needed as I was hissed at whilst out jogging today "

Yeah hang on I cant jog. Got a bike so I could keep up?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You fucking want some you filthy fucking swan

I'll give it to ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id fight one.

In fact fuck it, I reckon I could handle 3.

Anyone top that?

How do you fight with broken arms? Because they can you know. There isn't aby true anecdotal evidence of it, but I heard someone say it in a pub. I think it was swans. It might have been kangaroos. I was pissed!

Yes they can break your arms but I have no intentions of getting flapped by one.

Id go fucking nuts on them, Id be to fast, blink and you'd miss it.

What a man,what a man what a mighty big man,,your so macho,,,,just what I needed as I was hissed at whilst out jogging today

Yeah hang on I cant jog. Got a bike so I could keep up?"

the speed I ran at you,d need a motor bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.

Bevy of Swans

Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.

Thanks. Our language really is quirky!

Swans don't swing. "

Maybe there are deviant swans.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


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Swans don't swing. "

How can you say that. Don't you mean they are discrete and don't tell us about their private lives...........????

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?"

My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


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Swans don't swing.

How can you say that. Don't you mean they are discrete and don't tell us about their private lives...........????

"

I talk to the swans but they don't listen to me. Jeez this thread is quacking me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?

My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks"

If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?

My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks

If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it."

Its only right we mention 'Tag team' on a swingers site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Swans don't swing.

How can you say that. Don't you mean they are discrete and don't tell us about their private lives...........????

"

They mate for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to sort my eyes ! I recently pointed out what I thought was a group of swans (what's the word for a group of swans ?) to everyone else in the car - on closer inspection it was a flock of sheep! I still haven't lived that down.

Bevy of Swans

Unles they are in flight, in which case it is a wedge of swans. Gotta love names for groups. Obviously, it is an orgy of swingers.

Thanks. Our language really is quirky! "

It darned well is, isn't it? I was thinking the other day how difficult it must be for people to learn to speak our language. I run, he runs, they run. I might run, he might run .... Is there any logic to it all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?

My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks

If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it."

What if it turns out to be a red heron ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Would you do that crane move from karate kid, just to confuse them?

My balance is fucked mate, I now regret having a go on the wii when I was younger trying to build it up - so no, no crane move. Just a half nelson and a few head locks

If it gets a bit too heavy, I know a stork that's mental. Hates swans. He'd be well up for it.

What if it turns out to be a red heron ?"

Id send him the bill for wasting my time

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