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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shocking events of the last day or so have put a downer on most of us I think. Why not pm someone a lift - send a lovely message, pic, invite... whatever, the world's your oyster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah ! and we all know what happens to Oysters...

Dragged away from their family and loved ones....

Suffering the humiliation of being segregated according to size ....

Then torn from their homes and eaten alive .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not to mention the humiliation of being dowsed in Tabasco before being swallowed - oh the humanity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not to mention the humiliation of being dowsed in Tabasco before being swallowed - oh the humanity! "

Swilled with champagne

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

a touch of lemon juice, champagne, small canapes with caviar, and most importantly, good company

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again! "

Poor guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again! "

Awwwwww. I had similar in Belgium.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just realised this post is not about oysters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just realised this post is not about oysters! "

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love oysters with a nice chilled glass of champagne, I feel a visit to whitstable is on the cards soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again! "

You certainly made an impression all over him huh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just realised this post is not about oysters! "

I'll let you off Pumpkin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just realised this post is not about oysters!

Hahaha.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again!

You certainly made an impression all over him huh!"

Of course I did. I always do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again!

You certainly made an impression all over him huh!

Of course I did. I always do "

There are subtler approaches to removing a mans trousers but i admire your spunk (is that right?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tried oysters , am I missing out ? I just think they look like an odd consistency to me.

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Had a bad one once and lost 3st in weight from food poisoning. Not a recomended idea to lose weight fast

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again!

You certainly made an impression all over him huh!

Of course I did. I always do

There are subtler approaches to removing a mans trousers but i admire your spunk (is that right?) "

I thought we had agreed not to mention my cum face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went on a meet once to a very expensive restaurant in Brighton and the bloke (keen to make an impression) decided to order some oysters. They were expensive and whilst I knew I wouldn't like them felt obliged to eat them. I managed one before projectile vomiting directly into his lap.

I never saw him again!

You certainly made an impression all over him huh!

Of course I did. I always do

There are subtler approaches to removing a mans trousers but i admire your spunk (is that right?)

I thought we had agreed not to mention my cum face? "

Sorry, Vegas and all that....

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