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I am the Son of God. Official.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's now been confirmed that I AM the Son of God. Allow me to elaborate.

We had 11 baby Mollies in our nursery tank that are approx 10 weeks old (we did have two loaves of garlic bread but we had them for dinner). Four of the baby fish were getting pretty fat and picking on the smaller ones so I decided to welease them into the main tank. I caught them one by one in my little baby fish net (easy!! you mucky devils), and tipped them out into the main tank with all the other fish we have. I then did a head count and could clearly see the four little ones swimming around and then I counted the ones left in the nursery.

There should have been 7 of them.

Nope.

8!

Got my daughter to count them.

8!

Siren counted them.

8!

4 in the main tank, 8 in the nursey. 12.

We had 11 babies an hour ago and now we have 12.

I am officially the Son of God.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You missed it as it was hiding under a rock before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you do it with tenners too?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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So you finally found Nemo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You missed it as it was hiding under a rock before "

For 10 weeks?

It's a little tiddler, a new born.

The other fish would have eaten it.

Fish are bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can you do it with tenners too? "

I would have tried but Pavarotti died a few years ago. No chance now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you finally found Nemo"

We've named the new one 'Mac' - short for Fookin Immaculate Conception!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx "

Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx

Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost "

BOO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx

Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost

BOO! "

Boo?

Ya don't scare me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx

Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost

BOO!

Boo?

Ya don't scare me! "

I wouldn't know - no mirrors in my house (pointless when your a ghost hehe)

- saw that one coming - as the son of god did Mary have anything to say about the birth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you claiming to be my son blasphemer ?? xx

Father, son all we need now is the flaming holy ghost

BOO!

Boo?

Ya don't scare me! "

I wouldn't know - no mirrors in my house (pointless when your a ghost hehe)

- saw that one coming - as the son of god did Mary have anything to say about the birth!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yup, she said, "FOR FUCKS SAKE! IF IT'S GONNA HURT THIS MUCH NEXT TIME AT LEAST LET ME HAVE A FUCKING SHAG!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish and chips anyone

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Never had you down as a David Vine follower Wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have called it "wanda"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had you down as a David Vine follower Wishy "

Got me purple shell suit all pressed n ready for Sunday.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Never had you down as a David Vine follower Wishy

Got me purple shell suit all pressed n ready for Sunday. "
now il be really disappointed if you dont wear said purple shell suit and have scary hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is much written about the miracle works of Gods' Son, Jesus; but why don't we hear much about the rest of his relatives? Like any 'show' family, the expectation of similar traits throughout the other branches of the tree, should be pretty high?

I for one would like to see more publicized about the necromantic powers of Jesus' second cousin, Barry; who is actually credited with bringing Lazarus back from the dead, although Jesus (ever the crowd pleaser) took credit for that one too....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"There is much written about the miracle works of Gods' Son, Jesus; but why don't we hear much about the rest of his relatives? Like any 'show' family, the expectation of similar traits throughout the other branches of the tree, should be pretty high?

I for one would like to see more publicized about the necromantic powers of Jesus' second cousin, Barry; who is actually credited with bringing Lazarus back from the dead, although Jesus (ever the crowd pleaser) took credit for that one too.... "
what about his dad n mam~?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gods' or Jesus'? Or Barrys', for that matter?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Gods' or Jesus'? Or Barrys', for that matter?"
well the father the son and the holy spirit who are one and the same of course, ya silly billy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit like Perceived, Experienced and Created Reality, you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had you down as a David Vine follower Wishy

Got me purple shell suit all pressed n ready for Sunday. now il be really disappointed if you dont wear said purple shell suit and have scary hair "

I have all my own hair tyvm! Not grey either, all dark. Not bad for a 45y/o.

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