FabSwingers.com forum: No female views in two days

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two year!?

On here or in general?

Hope just on here or your gonna need castors on your nuts to save the friction burns as you drag them about......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sucks donkey balls. When was the last time you uploaded a new pic? That usually grabs their attention if it's a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've looked and fabbed! X

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

How do you know there hasn't been? Plenty look at profiles in stealth mode

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm probably stealth perved to the hilt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending."

I dispute the fact I looked yesterday

sure I've nosied through last year too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealth mode is great! Give yourself away when you fab a pic though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried turning your penis into an ice lolly. Maybe a calipo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning your penis into an ice lolly. Maybe a calipo"

lol u muppet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive perved a few times & im not in stealth so you are a naughty fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning your penis into an ice lolly. Maybe a calipo

lol u muppet x "

I didn't think a banana mini milk would quite be sexy brains style

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The ladies may not be looking - but look on the bright side!

You've probably had plenty of men looking and probably knocking one out over your 'awesome cock'!

Every cloud............

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The ladies may not be looking - but look on the bright side!

You've probably had plenty of men looking and probably knocking one out over your 'awesome cock'!

Every cloud............

I think you two should have a sword fight one day. .....

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"How do you know there hasn't been? Plenty look at profiles in stealth mode "

That's a bit sneaky. Don't you think?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why not get out and about and let the women of Fab see the real you?

There's a night open to all at a club not to far from you that plenty of single Fab ladies are attending, including a few from the Forums!

And before anyone pipes up with the usual 'yeah, but clubs rip off guys' line - it's a non-membership night and a whopping £20 for single males.

Rather than rely on 'views' which you can't do anything about why not be proactive?

Just a thought!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

That's very impressive, how do you manage it, I'm constantly being looked at by ladies looking*

*and a Tv's starfish.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Based on the women I know on here and comments on threads about it, a high proportion of women browse in stealth mode. I do.

Of course, looking and not getting in touch is no more helpful than not looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I dispute the fact I looked yesterday

sure I've nosied through last year too"

Hey steady on now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I dispute the fact I looked yesterday

sure I've nosied through last year too

Hey steady on now!"

i browse in stealth mode also bu ti fabbed yer pic when i did lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I looked and fabbed too

maybe a trip to specsavers so you can see whose had a peek young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I dispute the fact I looked yesterday

sure I've nosied through last year too

Hey steady on now!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending."

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

I seem to get a fair bit of attention from Irish girls on here, perhaps they like my wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

I seem to get a fair bit of attention from Irish girls on here, perhaps they like my wit

You must be doing something right. In that 'fuck/meet/pass' thread a couple of days ago, BoldGirl said pass to every man there but you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

I seem to get a fair bit of attention from Irish girls on here, perhaps they like my wit

You must be doing something right. In that 'fuck/meet/pass' thread a couple of days ago, BoldGirl said pass to every man there but you."

Irish girls have fine taste then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

I seem to get a fair bit of attention from Irish girls on here, perhaps they like my wit

You must be doing something right. In that 'fuck/meet/pass' thread a couple of days ago, BoldGirl said pass to every man there but you.

Irish girls have fine taste then?

Evidently. I tell you what too, this thread has done you no harm whatsoever in your plight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

I seem to get a fair bit of attention from Irish girls on here, perhaps they like my wit

You must be doing something right. In that 'fuck/meet/pass' thread a couple of days ago, BoldGirl said pass to every man there but you.

Irish girls have fine taste then?

That is correct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning your penis into an ice lolly. Maybe a calipo"

You give the best advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

I've looked/perved a few times...

Just sayin'

I seem to get a fair bit of attention from Irish girls on here, perhaps they like my wit

You must be doing something right. In that 'fuck/meet/pass' thread a couple of days ago, BoldGirl said pass to every man there but you."

Maybe I'm just too damn fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know there hasn't been? Plenty look at profiles in stealth mode "

I stealth perve too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning your penis into an ice lolly. Maybe a calipo

You give the best advice."

Haha. In this weather it should stay hard too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried turning your penis into an ice lolly. Maybe a calipo

You give the best advice."

Keeping my penis hard long enough to write on was tricky, maintaining an erection for a sufficient level of time for fruit juice to freeze is probably beyond my erectile tissue blood engorging capabilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ladies may not be looking - but look on the bright side!

You've probably had plenty of men looking and probably knocking one out over your 'awesome cock'!

Every cloud............

I think you two should have a sword fight one day. .....

I'm howling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one."

Get out there man and stop harping on, I remember you always were so positive when I first joined the forums, now you seem a little down on stuff....get yoursel' up and back at 'em....they ain't gonna come looking for you....go and hunt mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

Ebs and flows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always look at your penis pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fab'd a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always look at your penis pictures!"

Thankyou, but my goal isn't to get fabs on my cock pics, I want the women I fancy to want to caress it in their hands, wrap their lips lovingly around it and taste it in their mouths, before feeling it deep, hard and throbbing inside them x

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending."

Two years??? Without sex? Do you mean two days as per the title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending.

Two years??? Without sex? Do you mean two days as per the title?"

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I've snooped, if the distance was a problem, I'd like to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've snooped, if the distance was a problem, I'd like to meet you

Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one."

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

Wait, this ISN'T a "look at me" thread??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

Wait, this ISN'T a "look at me" thread??"

Nope. I hadn't had so few views from women and couples in as long as I could remember prior, and wanted to comment upon that. My 'hence the thread' comment further up was actually inaccurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

Wait, this ISN'T a "look at me" thread??"

Of course it's a "look at me" thread, aren't we all on here for attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not bothered who views me. I rather have load of views, usually 50 to 70 aday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

Wait, this ISN'T a "look at me" thread??

Of course it's a "look at me" thread, aren't we all on here for attention? "

Some will argue otherwise (they always do), but good luck getting meets without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending."

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

Wait, this ISN'T a "look at me" thread??

Nope. I hadn't had so few views from women and couples in as long as I could remember prior, and wanted to comment upon that. My 'hence the thread' comment further up was actually inaccurate."

Thanks for sharing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it picked up for a couple of days thanks to this thread, alas, we now return to square one.

OP you have been on this site long enough to know how it works!

If your wanting to meet the ladies and get them to view your profile then do the leg work!

Hence the thread. I could simply have posted a 'Look at me!' one, but for some reason people don't like them - despite the standard advice to single males being to 'stand out'

Wait, this ISN'T a "look at me" thread??

Nope. I hadn't had so few views from women and couples in as long as I could remember prior, and wanted to comment upon that. My 'hence the thread' comment further up was actually inaccurate.

Thanks for sharing though"

Generous kinda guy you see

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Looks like a look at me but then every thread is a look at me. Whether they look at the profile or just the post it's still look at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like a look at me but then every thread is a look at me. Whether they look at the profile or just the post it's still look at me.

I don't entirely agree, I'm sure there are plenty of people who post topics otherwise unrelated to themselves purely in the interest of discussing them, and any extra profile views they attract as a result of either their pics or posts is simply a by-product of the discussion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My two year long lady drought shows no signs of ending."

2 years? Youve a verification from February 2014 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

By drought I don't mean no meets at all, only that they've been exceptionally rare and sporadic, I've been swinging for years now, but have never had less offers, meets or prospects than I have in this past couple of years.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

There's another thread running where you said you had sex in September.

So not a drought.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"There's another thread running where you said you had sex in September.

So not a drought.

Busted.

Not just a former three piece pop band from Southend-on-Sea !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There's another thread running where you said you had sex in September.

So not a drought.

Busted.

Not just a former three piece pop band from Southend-on-Sea !

Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's another thread running where you said you had sex in September.

So not a drought.

Busted.

Not just a former three piece pop band from Southend-on-Sea !

It didn't really need looking up. Forum regulars have long memories. Such as the threads that there are no women around that are of interest etc. However, you can post whatever you like within the rules and if you're willing to take the negative with the positive posts then all is well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's another thread running where you said you had sex in September.

So not a drought.

Busted.

Not just a former three piece pop band from Southend-on-Sea !

Not really given that I posted this seven hours prior:

"By drought I don't mean no meets at all, only that they've been exceptionally rare and sporadic"

Lol

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