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I put a grape in her bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See a girl for sex.. On and off 10 years, she's filthy (which I love)

Have literally run out of ideas of things to try with her..

Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seen very inventive, the thread title is marvellous!

What sort of things have you done so far and we'll see if we can offer some suggestions. I've had a nanna nap too close to bed time so I'm gonna be awake for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum grapes. Get her Anusol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I but a grape in her bum

Classic

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

how about trying an apple? Just for the stretch factor of her anus.

Maybe a banana?

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

Bums grapes - preparation h is good cure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of a grape try an anal pear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Involved others, toys, tying, whipping, candle wax. Threesomes, foursomes, role play the lot.. Outdoors, indoors, on a door. U name it lol.

Any suggestions welcome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she clench her cheeks and wine come out?

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth


"Bum grapes. Get her Anusol.

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Then you get sour grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not leave a few grapes on the stalk, insert stalk into her arse and go for that ready made piles look?

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth

Pips or not pips ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"See a girl for sex.. On and off 10 years, she's filthy (which I love)

Have literally run out of ideas of things to try with her..

Any suggestions? "
How about you try letting her stick a grape up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a true gent OP, as when one of my grapes pop out i pop it back in myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did she clench her cheeks and wine come out?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

english mustard on the fanny is always good...you might wanna try it on your bellend too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try sticking some jelly and custard up her arse but that might be a trifle difficult.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See a girl for sex.. On and off 10 years, she's filthy (which I love)

Have literally run out of ideas of things to try with her..

Any suggestions? How about you try letting her stick a grape up your bum "
maybe the pips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that vino has gone to your head, dear god what is this all about tonight?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"english mustard on the fanny is always good...you might wanna try it on your bellend too"

Or Dijon! The seeds add friction

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By *ecketwaitMan
over a year ago

London


"You could try sticking some jelly and custard up her arse but that might be a trifle difficult."

As a bad a joke as that was it made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could try sticking some jelly and custard up her arse but that might be a trifle difficult.

As a bad a joke as that was it made me laugh out loud"
yea that made me chuckle to. Welldone mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albas oil on the chocolate starfish.

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By *1paljungMan
over a year ago

Richmond


"english mustard on the fanny is always good...you might wanna try it on your bellend too"

Op,nettles on the clit hood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"english mustard on the fanny is always good...you might wanna try it on your bellend too

Op,nettles on the clit hood?"

why stop at nettles, barbed wire on your ass cheeks!

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By *ajandroseMan
over a year ago

tamworth


"Albas oil on the chocolate starfish. "

No sniffles for the star fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A goldfish in the fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she wanna keep trying new things or is this some sort of sexual bucket list for you?

You say you've done role play but surely you haven't exhausted every type of scenario? Scenarios are my favourite, I'll share my top 4....

1) guy pretends he is incapacitated from an injury and needs a carer to help him. I chuck him in the bath, wash him and sexually abuse him whilst he pretends to protest.

2) I'm a lil d*unk and passed out on a bed at a house party, guy comes in and gets in beside me, feels my boobs, puts hands inside my knickers, rubs his willy over my nose and wipes precum on my face and then starts fucking whilst I pretend to protest.

3) guy uses medical speculums and pretends he's doing a gynaecological examination on me but he's a naughty Dr and puts fingers inside me and eventually his cock.

4) I pretend that I'm a sports physiotherapist that has to massage his back and the backs of his thighs but whilst doing it I stick a blob of petroleum jelly on my finger and insert it inside his arse hole to milk his prostate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does she wanna keep trying new things or is this some sort of sexual bucket list for you?

You say you've done role play but surely you haven't exhausted every type of scenario? Scenarios are my favourite, I'll share my top 4....

1) guy pretends he is incapacitated from an injury and needs a carer to help him. I chuck him in the bath, wash him and sexually abuse him whilst he pretends to protest.

2) I'm a lil d*unk and passed out on a bed at a house party, guy comes in and gets in beside me, feels my boobs, puts hands inside my knickers, rubs his willy over my nose and wipes precum on my face and then starts fucking whilst I pretend to protest.

3) guy uses medical speculums and pretends he's doing a gynaecological examination on me but he's a naughty Dr and puts fingers inside me and eventually his cock.

4) I pretend that I'm a sports physiotherapist that has to massage his back and the backs of his thighs but whilst doing it I stick a blob of petroleum jelly on my finger and insert it inside his arse hole to milk his prostate.

"
you would write great children's books, such imagination! Lol

Not really a bucket list.. If you have a willing partner then why not try everything conceivably possible right?!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land


"Does she wanna keep trying new things or is this some sort of sexual bucket list for you?

You say you've done role play but surely you haven't exhausted every type of scenario? Scenarios are my favourite, I'll share my top 4....

1) guy pretends he is incapacitated from an injury and needs a carer to help him. I chuck him in the bath, wash him and sexually abuse him whilst he pretends to protest.

2) I'm a lil d*unk and passed out on a bed at a house party, guy comes in and gets in beside me, feels my boobs, puts hands inside my knickers, rubs his willy over my nose and wipes precum on my face and then starts fucking whilst I pretend to protest.

3) guy uses medical speculums and pretends he's doing a gynaecological examination on me but he's a naughty Dr and puts fingers inside me and eventually his cock.

4) I pretend that I'm a sports physiotherapist that has to massage his back and the backs of his thighs but whilst doing it I stick a blob of petroleum jelly on my finger and insert it inside his arse hole to milk his prostate.

"

You need to write a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to write a book, I'd take the Pepsi challenge over that 50 shades bollox!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land


"I'd love to write a book, I'd take the Pepsi challenge over that 50 shades bollox!"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a Crocodile Sock Puppet Fisting

Gimp

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