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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police were called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You woke up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Police were called"
no

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You woke up? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a paper cut

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

She'd swapped shifts with a male postman so she could go to the opticians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'd swapped shifts with a male postman so she could go to the opticians?"
this is a true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The postwoman got her bag of mail and whacked it over your cock which got dismembered. They couldn't sew your cock back on. It got lost in the post.

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Was she one of the 98%?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"She'd swapped shifts with a male postman so she could go to the opticians?this is a true story"
if that's a true story I'm the queen of Sheba. Only thing you will be getting stuck in the letter box is your nose if it gets any bigger

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Benny Hill came running up the street being chased whilst some quick sax music was played, the post lady joined in the chase, leaving you there for the next person to arrive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nearby dog thought it was a wee bit of meat and began to chew the end of your cock off. You had the end replaced by skin grafted from your nose and you have an upcoming show on Channel 5 called Cock Face.

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

she sang 2 u ,,dreamer nothing but a dreamer ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You became the newest edition of 2015 to be put on the register??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Benny Hill came running up the street being chased whilst some quick sax music was played, the post lady joined in the chase, leaving you there for the next person to arrive? "

Crying with laughter !!!! Mwah!!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

She realised that she was never meant to be a postwoman and decided to go back to her previous career as a stripper/porn star/prostitute, stripped off all her clothes, booped you on the willy and ran off down the street in glee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to a fusing of foreskin on the letterbox you can't be removed from it. Therefore, you now are living life permanently wandering around behind a door with parts cut our for your arms to go through and your wee face being seen behind a window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she seen how big it was and got down on her knees.Her pussy was soaking as she slowly pushed your cock in her salivating mouth.She licked and teased whikle trying to deepthroat it, but the letter box was stopping her from getting close to those big juicy balls, so she said,"I must cum in and fuck u".You opened the door and you lifted her..

part two later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she seen how big it was and got down on her knees.Her pussy was soaking as she slowly pushed your cock in her salivating mouth.She licked and teased whikle trying to deepthroat it, but the letter box was stopping her from getting close to those big juicy balls, so she said,"I must cum in and fuck u".You opened the door and you lifted her..

part two later"

Ummmm 3 out of 10

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"she seen how big it was and got down on her knees.Her pussy was soaking as she slowly pushed your cock in her salivating mouth.She licked and teased whikle trying to deepthroat it, but the letter box was stopping her from getting close to those big juicy balls, so she said,"I must cum in and fuck u".You opened the door and you lifted her..

part two later"

Lifted her off her knees, dragged her into the hall....then saw all the unsolicited junkmail she was planning on delivering so told her to shove off!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It got stuck, your neighbours called the fire brigade, who then removed the door, carrying you on it to A&E, where you had to wait longer than 4 hours to your disgust and you never even received the £250 from You've Been Framed your post lady said you would get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog came by and attempted penile amputation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never seen a female postie in my life. I wonder if this story is why

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Did she look down and say o dear looks like you got your finger trapped in the letterbox and walked off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The postwoman got her bag of mail and whacked it over your cock which got dismembered. They couldn't sew your cock back on. It got lost in the post. "
love that reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was she one of the 98%?"
don't be like that lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She'd swapped shifts with a male postman so she could go to the opticians?this is a true storyif that's a true story I'm the queen of Sheba. Only thing you will be getting stuck in the letter box is your nose if it gets any bigger

"
honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nearby dog thought it was a wee bit of meat and began to chew the end of your cock off. You had the end replaced by skin grafted from your nose and you have an upcoming show on Channel 5 called Cock Face."
nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Due to a fusing of foreskin on the letterbox you can't be removed from it. Therefore, you now are living life permanently wandering around behind a door with parts cut our for your arms to go through and your wee face being seen behind a window. "
you are a good Un, a right imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat a tat tat

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next."

Did you tell the court that you were unhinged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She asked you to sign it first as recorded delivery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is true, why would you do that in the first place ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right this is a real story, of an old fella I met in the pub the other Day, 78 yrs old. As he thought she was coming to his door, she never and he was found by a friend over 2hrs later with his cocktail still stuck in the letter box

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Right this is a real story, of an old fella I met in the pub the other Day, 78 yrs old. As he thought she was coming to his door, she never and he was found by a friend over 2hrs later with his cocktail still stuck in the letter box"
but you said in the op that it was you, now its some 78 year old guy

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"but you said in the op that it was you, now its some 78 year old guy "

You expect this tall tale to be consistent????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next."

she slapped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The postwoman was arriving at my door to post some letters, as she got to the door I put my cock through the letterbox and got it stuck by the flap on the box. What happened next."

"by the flap"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The neighbours cat spotted it poking through.........thinking it was a poor copy of a scratching post, said cat proceeded to sharpen his claws on turning your cock into a scene from the popular gory franchise 'Saw'

Your cock now resembles one of those awful cheese string things now, a ragged mess of ribbons made from flesh and muscle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The neighbours cat spotted it poking through.........thinking it was a poor copy of a scratching post, said cat proceeded to sharpen his claws on turning your cock into a scene from the popular gory franchise 'Saw'

Your cock now resembles one of those awful cheese string things now, a ragged mess of ribbons made from flesh and muscle."

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It got stuck, your neighbours called the fire brigade, who then removed the door, carrying you on it to A&E, where you had to wait longer than 4 hours to your disgust and you never even received the £250 from You've Been Framed your post lady said you would get. "

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

She went down on her knees and gave you a bj used your jizz to help you release your cock

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did you get angry and Hulk Out? You transformed into the green monster, the door exploded off your cock, you went on a gamma ray fuelled rampage, solving a few crimes, causing the insurance companies a lot of bother and only transformed back into a meek mannered scientist when the post lady offered you a calming cup of tea?

I now claim my 5 pounds for being correct, Dr Banner.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

You have some imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol fucking creepy thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this is the first Glory "Slot" thread I've read?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she whip the roya lmail package size sorter out? and with a door and letterbox flap in the way are you sure she didn't measure wrong under charge?, nothing worse than getting something from them with a added charge because the size and weight was wrong.

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think this is the first Glory "Slot" thread I've read?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police were called"

Should have been..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it swell to 3 inches....

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By *aymackCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Did you get angry and Hulk Out? You transformed into the green monster, the door exploded off your cock, you went on a gamma ray fuelled rampage, solving a few crimes, causing the insurance companies a lot of bother and only transformed back into a meek mannered scientist when the post lady offered you a calming cup of tea?

I now claim my 5 pounds for being correct, Dr Banner. "

Hahahahaha

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

She went to put the mail through the box and felt your cock then bent over for you to fuck her up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the OP might just have ruined his chances of ever getting a meet from this site by posting this...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You got billed for having insufficient 'postage'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think the OP might just have ruined his chances of ever getting a meet from this site by posting this..."

Read his previous posts...thonk he's already done that lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

she called pest control thinking maggots were loose in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. "

Imagine their surprise as they go for a meet, find the house, head up the path, go to press the door bell and the letterbox opens....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms.

Imagine their surprise as they go for a meet, find the house, head up the path, go to press the door bell and the letterbox opens.... "

It's an icebreaker if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol fucking creepy thing to do "

Yea but the man was 78 though. You know what those dirty old men are like

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms.

Imagine their surprise as they go for a meet, find the house, head up the path, go to press the door bell and the letterbox opens....

It's an icebreaker if nothing else "

In the same way the Titanic was an icebreaker, but I don't think anyone will go down this time

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

The post woman did

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"The post woman did "

On one knee? I hope it was a leap year

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Its no wonder my bloody post keeps getting delivered later and later if the postmen and women are being delayed by cocks poking through letterboxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was she one of the 98%?"

Hahaaaaaaa

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I heard you confused a peephole with a glory hole.... Now you're cockeyed..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. "
there's no Wonder You live in Stoke is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. there's no Wonder You live in Stoke is there"

Could be worse, could live in Thirsk

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Not really, only a small % of fab members frequent the forums so there'll be some that are oblivious to the charms. there's no Wonder You live in Stoke is there"

Friendly folk us northerners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never seen a female postie in my life. I wonder if this story is why"

You haven't seen the mid-twenties, tall, slim, HOTTIE that delivers here......

Shame she's engaged

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By *ackiekenny twoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Being an ex postie this was in the papers a few years back think the guu got thrown in jail cause the postie felt his cock as she pushed the mail in his box

do luv some of the comments on this one tho funny funny haha

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