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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

as a Blacksmith. Was asked "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off"

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went out for a great meal tonight. For the starter I had 'Korean Dumplings.'

They were the dog's bollocks...

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Went for a job, didn't know that a gangbang doesn't count as teamwork

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went for a job, didn't know that a gangbang doesn't count as teamwork"

It does, but only for the men involved. The woman is gaining the benefit of others' work, which makes hers more of a senior management position

By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Went for a job, didn't know that a gangbang doesn't count as teamwork

It does, but only for the men involved. The woman is gaining the benefit of others' work, which makes hers more of a senior management position

Just how it should be

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went for a job as a conductor... the bastards nailed me to a chimney

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.

AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.

AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?