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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

well it can't be jizz as none of them do bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of sugar and spice and all things nice?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

98% have you done a survey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ooh I know the answer to this one. Is it 'cum'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanuts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says who??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

This will go well, I can tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanuts ?"

I've just eaten peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh ooh I know the answer to this one. Is it 'cum'?"
i imagined you jumping up and down with your hand raised saying that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can usually tell the ones that are 'Out of Order' as there's a sign on the Bedroom door. Or a cone...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a brown colour

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's a brown colour

Have you had some let downs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanuts ?

I've just eaten peanuts

I knew it. I'm always right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I really really need to, I very doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Is it 'coffee, from all the social meets'?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

More to the point, how did you calculate that full of you know what, percentage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Dry roasted peanuts ?

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By *ommander DomMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Full of sugar and spice and all things nice?

Isn't it Baileys after the Christmas and NY celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

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coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Dry roasted peanuts ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm full of toast with chocolate spread right now , that's brown does it count ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmm and it should, so many women complain about men, well they are ten times worse.

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ME"
98% of women on here are full of you?

Well don't fella, thought this was gonna end badly for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Is it Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a joke?.... or a game??....or one of those riddles?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ME"

They are full of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas pud. It has been on offer in the shops. I know it isn't turkey as more than 2% are vegetablists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of toast with chocolate spread right now , that's brown does it count ? "

Mucky moo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This will go well, I can tell!"
and so it should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm and it should, so many women complain about men, well they are ten times worse."

Oh well such is life!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Vim, vigour and delightful wit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a joke?.... or a game??....or one of those riddles?...."

Yes to all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whiskas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of toast with chocolate spread right now , that's brown does it count ?

Mucky moo "

Just licked the crumbs from round me gob , lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ME98% of women on here are full of you?

Well don't fella, thought this was gonna end badly for you

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** well done fella**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can usually tell the ones that are 'Out of Order' as there's a sign on the Bedroom door. Or a cone..."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I haven't been for a couple of days but after some senna I should clear it right out.

One suspects the OP has been turned down once too often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey what's the prize for the winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one reason proberly bored at listening to bollocks

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can usually tell the ones that are 'Out of Order' as there's a sign on the Bedroom door. Or a cone..."
not out of order, just honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vim, vigour and delightful wit?"

Is your Vim, vigour and delightful wit, brown though?

I think not young lady... I see it as bright blue skies, with fluffy little clouds on a sunny day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of toast with chocolate spread right now , that's brown does it count ?

Mucky moo

Just licked the crumbs from round me gob , lush

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AYE CARUMBA !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey what's the prize for the winner?"

peanuts and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of toast with chocolate spread right now , that's brown does it count ?

Mucky moo

Just licked the crumbs from round me gob , lush

Bet they fell in your bloody cleavege didn't they to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ME"
are you brown ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Have you had some let downs?"
too many, it's like leading the donkey with a carrot. Then they pull it away at the last minute, I would never do that and it happens all the time on here to blokes, cos women can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Is it 'coffee, from all the social meets'?"
well what I'm thinking of, I hope bit isn't in your coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you listen to the guys that can't get a shag the women here are 98 % cake.

Prior to the knock back however, they are usually 98 % sex and sensuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Have you had some let downs? too many, it's like leading the donkey with a carrot. Then they pull it away at the last minute, I would never do that and it happens all the time on here to blokes, cos women can"

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

More to the point, how did you calculate that full of you know what, percentage? "
don't be offended young lady you could be one of the good 2%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you posted 'why is it so hard to have fun' . . Seems a pattern developing ? Maybe you're trying some reverse physcology. . Women will feel shamed by their carrot dangling actions and flock to your front door begging to sit on your face ! (if this works please let me know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?"

I think your very special paddy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ah the little green arrow!

Have you made any changes or acted on the advice given 47 weeks ago?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?"

Oh, you're very 'special' Paddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ME98% of women on here are full of you?

Well don't fella, thought this was gonna end badly for you

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I never worry as I'm genuine and honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ME

They are full of you?

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they would probably pop if they where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

Oh, you're very 'special' Paddy

hahhaha you were beaten to it chummmmmMMMMmmmp x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the little green arrow!

Have you made any changes or acted on the advice given 47 weeks ago?

A"
i thought it was a leaving speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

I think your very special paddy.

your in that 98% squad..get tae!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a joke?.... or a game??....or one of those riddles?....

Yes to all!"
it isn't a game prof, wake up and be real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm and it should, so many women complain about men, well they are ten times worse."

Men are never done complaining about no meets, no replies to messages, no one wanna play... With threads like this it doesn't help them... Just saying. Yeah women/couples can be just as bad but when you get nothing but stupid messages & nasty men you really can't blame us! Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

I think your very special paddy.

your in that 98% squad..get tae!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

It's tea, there's another thread about it, sex or a nice cup of tea..something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's it going in here, have we discovered what us women are yet?!

btw there's a funny thread going on in swingers chat

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

Oh, you're very 'special' Paddy

hahhaha you were beaten to it chummmmmMMMMmmmp x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP. . I get plenty of shags . Look. . I'm thumbing my nose at you

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

its them all them..

they are all this that or the other, maybe brown but not coffee..

it couldn't be me....

could it..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

Oh, you're very 'special' Paddy

hahhaha you were beaten to it chummmmmMMMMmmmp x

Ignore him wyrd, you know he can't help.it, he's very spesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one reason proberly bored at listening to bollocks

Her"
you maybe right, cos there's loads of it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very partial to chocolate raisins... Although they are a little rabbit polish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very partial to chocolate raisins... Although they are a little rabbit polish!

Pooish ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you listen to the guys that can't get a shag the women here are 98 % cake.

Prior to the knock back however, they are usually 98 % sex and sensuality

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what planet are you off

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

Oh, you're very 'special' Paddy

hahhaha you were beaten to it chummmmmMMMMmmmp x

Ignore him wyrd, you know he can't help.it, he's very spesh

Well I'm obviously not. And I thought me and him had something special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Probably lol

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one reason proberly bored at listening to bollocks

Heryou maybe right, cos there's loads of it on here"

Are you saying I chat bollocks?

you would be correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you posted 'why is it so hard to have fun' . . Seems a pattern developing ? Maybe you're trying some reverse physcology. . Women will feel shamed by their carrot dangling actions and flock to your front door begging to sit on your face ! (if this works please let me know)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP there are no guarantees to sex here. Even if you have exchanged messages a 100 times a day, she does not have to meet. She's not here to offer a service, its her body and she can do what she likes - as you can.

All I can suggest is that if messaging women on here makes you frustrated, don't do it anymore. It should feel like fun, if it doesn't then youre not obliged to put yourself through it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah the little green arrow!

Have you made any changes or acted on the advice given 47 weeks ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well it can't be jizz as none of them do bareback

it can if you swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you listen to the guys that can't get a shag the women here are 98 % cake.

Prior to the knock back however, they are usually 98 % sex and sensuality

what planet are you off"

Planet seen it all before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chrissy cake and chocolates - its a one time of year offer

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Its good night from me! and good bye from him??

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

"Do I really really need to, I very doubt it"

Yoda you are, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are better sites OP, where women are much easier to meet...it'll cost ya

I'll stay here with the fakes and timewasters...all 98fucking% of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

Oh, you're very 'special' Paddy

hahhaha you were beaten to it chummmmmMMMMmmmp x

Ignore him wyrd, you know he can't help.it, he's very spesh

Well I'm obviously not. And I thought me and him had something special. "

it grows back when we're in the same room baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a brown colour

Never mind peanut

weirdly it rarely happens to me...not that I think I'm super hot n special...so does this theory extend to others or are u saying I make up storiesNfantasies about my meets...?

I think your very special paddy.

your in that 98% squad..get tae!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Of that 98%, 98% are single guys....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there are better sites OP, where women are much easier to meet...it'll cost ya

I'll stay here with the fakes and timewasters...all 98fucking% of them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very partial to chocolate raisins... Although they are a little rabbit polish!

Pooish ffs "

Well chocolate raisins could be rabbit poo polished, they are rather shiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think 100% are full of it but that's why toilets were invented although considering every boyfriend I've had. Men have about twice as much and 8 times as flammable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you listen to the guys that can't get a shag the women here are 98 % cake.

Prior to the knock back however, they are usually 98 % sex and sensuality

What if you're a mix of cake and horniness?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there are better sites OP, where women are much easier to meet...it'll cost ya

I'll stay here with the fakes and timewasters...all 98fucking% of them"
if that's what you feel you are , then you should you know. How daft are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I really really need to, I very doubt it

Yoda you are, no?"
cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are better sites OP, where women are much easier to meet...it'll cost ya

I'll stay here with the fakes and timewasters...all 98fucking% of themif that's what you feel you are , then you should you know. How daft are you"

very daft, are you female?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Of that 98%, 98% are single guys....

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you are as daft as the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think 100% are full of it but that's why toilets were invented although considering every boyfriend I've had. Men have about twice as much and 8 times as flammable.

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are you sure about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you listen to the guys that can't get a shag the women here are 98 % cake.

Prior to the knock back however, they are usually 98 % sex and sensuality

You're obviously a daft one

What if you're a mix of cake and horniness?!"

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The "who wants to be fisted by a sock puppet" thread is currently making more sense than this one.

Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you listen to the guys that can't get a shag the women here are 98 % cake.

Prior to the knock back however, they are usually 98 % sex and sensuality

What if you're a mix of cake and horniness?!"

Sounds like a good night in to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I read down this thread expecting to see it all kick off....too civilised with all the reasonable views here grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I read down this thread expecting to see it all kick off....too civilised with all the reasonable views here grrr

gee it time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there are better sites OP, where women are much easier to meet...it'll cost ya

I'll stay here with the fakes and timewasters...all 98fucking% of themif that's what you feel you are , then you should you know. How daft are you

That's why I know you're daft, daft answers

very daft, are you female?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as a genuine honest bloke your not doing yourself any favours we all feel like havin a rant from time to time but you need to get to know people and as some have said its not a garentee site try clubs or try for party invites ive been messed about prob my fair share but single women are in great demand and they pick who they want to meet so to say but youd be lucky to meet anyone after this rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeks in and runs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes . . Peek and run. . This isn't pretty !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's a brown colour

Ahhh, so you put women off somehow and it's their fault. Right, yes, I get it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are better sites OP, where women are much easier to meet...it'll cost ya

I'll stay here with the fakes and timewasters...all 98fucking% of themif that's what you feel you are , then you should you know. How daft are you

That's why I know you're daft, daft answers

very daft, are you female?"

do you realize you are replying to my post inside my post?...it is not really making sense!

anyway daftness aside...plenty of us have met...in person, so your 98% of females post is a pile of shite...and at least praise the other 2%

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Of that 98%, 98% are single guys....

you are as daft as the rest"

You aren't doing yourself any favours here, OP.

I can see why so many women lose interest in chatting to you, to be honest.

If you want better results, look at what you are doing wrong rather than blaming anything and everything else.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah sorry. . I've missed a few pages . . I was arranging my next SHAG off this site. . Heh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thumbs up mate, first real message back.....cheers

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Oh I'm ever so full of the brown stuff. All those tins of quality street and celebrations over crimbo and now a rich dark chocolate bar with raspberry. Gotta love CHOCOLATE

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Thirsk, for those who don't know Yorkshire is a quaint market town, which gave us Alf Wright, author of the James Herriot books.

Just so no one thinks the OP typical of the area.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"The "who wants to be fisted by a sock puppet" thread is currently making more sense than this one.

Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd type. "

*jumps over to the sock puppet thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thumbs up mate, first real message back.....cheers"
well it's a full time job dear . . I have 98% of the women on here to bone, in order to make sure they're too busy to play with your spam javelin

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

you make of it what you make of it... you can increase your chances or hinder them that is up to you....

for example... you say you live in thirsk.... to the south of you in york there have been big social events every other month..... to the north of you.. there have been events in newcastle... in durham... on teeside....

just how many of those events have you put your name down for?

if you can't be bothered to help yourself "help yourself" then why should others bother to try!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to talk about the figures.

98% of the whole site? Based on a blind,send everyone a message test?

98% of all women you have messaged which is how many?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thirsk, for those who don't know Yorkshire is a quaint market town, which gave us Alf Wright, author of the James Herriot books.

Just so no one thinks the OP typical of the area.

I didn't, but then I know Thirsk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thirsk, for those who don't know Yorkshire is a quaint market town, which gave us Alf Wright, author of the James Herriot books.

Just so no one thinks the OP typical of the area.

"
are you from leeds

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in with a CLAIM FORM

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVIYyTl9Xk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in with a CLAIM FORM

is that for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you have to go to a social mmmm I was right then it's a clicky site. A woman doesn't have to, a man does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women go to socails for safty they make there mind up from there soz pal but socials are a must

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to talk about the figures.

98% of the whole site? Based on a blind,send everyone a message test?

98% of all women you have messaged which is how many?

"
amount messaged 55,471

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Pops in with a CLAIM FORM

is that for me

Nope

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I wish people do the maths before slagging people off, I'll do it for you...

98% of women don't want to meet + forum topic = 100% of the women don't want to meet you now.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVIYyTl9Xk

Sorry, this one's a better version

www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJLv46_N6c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for example... you say you live in thirsk.... to the south of you in york there have been big social events every other month..... to the north of you.. there have been events in newcastle... in durham... on teeside....

just how many of those events have you put your name down for?

if you can't be bothered to help yourself "help yourself" then why should others bother to try!!!"

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I would like to talk about the figures.

98% of the whole site? Based on a blind,send everyone a message test?

98% of all women you have messaged which is how many?

amount messaged 55,471"

Your poor fingers.

Socials and clubs are a must if you want to get anywhere, and yes women do need to go too.

Women are not going to batter down your door to ravage your cock. If you're not prepared to put any effort in, then you can't complain when you get nothing out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women go to socails for safty they make there mind up from there soz pal but socials are a must "
I know mate, I've stirred a hornets nest and sometimes the truth hurts, that's why there's a lot of posts. I know and agree with you good man

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

" you have to go to a social mmmm I was right then it's a clicky site. A woman doesn't have to, a man does"

nope.... but if you want to show you are different to other people they are a brilliant way of doing that and they open up other avenues to private meets and house parties.....

the site give you all sorts of tools and oppotunities...

use all, use some, use none.... but then if you decide to close doors that may lead to good places... thats on no-one but you....

its easy to blame everyone else... those mean nasty pasties!!!, some people just don't want to look in the mirror and ask "what can i do better"....

but yes... blame everyone... head in the sand.... ect ect ect....

if you can't be bothered to help yourself, why should others?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

If I were the OP I would look up the meaning of the word misogyny. Perhaps this might be a clue to your lack of success.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

" you have to go to a social mmmm I was right then it's a clicky site. A woman doesn't have to, a man does"

Meeting people is cliquey?

Erm... it's kind of the point of the site.

You'll find it easier to get meets if you've met others because women will feel safer meeting you, for one thing. One way to do that, to get known, is to go to socials.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If I were the OP I would look up the meaning of the word misogyny. Perhaps this might be a clue to your lack of success.

And expectation and entitlement.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

" you have to go to a social mmmm I was right then it's a clicky site. A woman doesn't have to, a man does

nope.... but if you want to show you are different to other people they are a brilliant way of doing that and they open up other avenues to private meets and house parties.....

the site give you all sorts of tools and oppotunities...

use all, use some, use none.... but then if you decide to close doors that may lead to good places... thats on no-one but you....

its easy to blame everyone else... those mean nasty pasties!!!, some people just don't want to look in the mirror and ask "what can i do better"....

but yes... blame everyone... head in the sand.... ect ect ect....

if you can't be bothered to help yourself, why should others?"

He's been quite clear. It's all the fault of the women. If the women would change and do what he wants then all would be perfect.

Why should he have to make an effort? This site exists to provide what he wants.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Save you having to search, here it is:-

Misogyny (/m?'s?d??ni/) is the hatred or dislike of women or girls. Misogyny can be manifested in numerous ways, including sexual discrimination, denigration of women, violence against women, and sexual objectification of women.

That is how your post is coming across to others.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

" you have to go to a social mmmm I was right then it's a clicky site. A woman doesn't have to, a man does

nope.... but if you want to show you are different to other people they are a brilliant way of doing that and they open up other avenues to private meets and house parties.....

the site give you all sorts of tools and oppotunities...

use all, use some, use none.... but then if you decide to close doors that may lead to good places... thats on no-one but you....

its easy to blame everyone else... those mean nasty pasties!!!, some people just don't want to look in the mirror and ask "what can i do better"....

but yes... blame everyone... head in the sand.... ect ect ect....

if you can't be bothered to help yourself, why should others?

He's been quite clear. It's all the fault of the women. If the women would change and do what he wants then all would be perfect.

Why should he have to make an effort? This site exists to provide what he wants."

Think he's confusing it with Dial-a-Shag.

What's their number again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah youve not helped yourself soz pal maybe leave find a site more suitable to your needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But on another note id like to chat to a lady on this link

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"But on another note id like to chat to a lady on this link "

Ah, the forum. Bringing people together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But on another note id like to chat to a lady on this link

Ah, the forum. Bringing people together

But for some reason im blocked

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As others have said you have to put yourself out there, the socials are advertised in the meets section and of cause women go otherwise they would be pointless.

Once you get your face and name known as a decent guy it will open all kinds of avenues for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to talk about the figures.

98% of the whole site? Based on a blind,send everyone a message test?

98% of all women you have messaged which is how many?

amount messaged 55,471"

You have been very busy,or you're telling porky pies. None of the men I met were in a clique. They don't even know each other. If they did I'd be having gang bangs on a regular basis

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

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That's funny you greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think he's trying to say full of shit....its a thread about ladies not douching before anal perhaps?

He's had a bad experience and now has a brown member the poor soul....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Think he's trying to say full of shit...."

Ya didn't click on ma second link did ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think he's trying to say full of shit....

Ya didn't click on ma second link did ya

Nah, not on my laptop so can't fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to talk about the figures.

98% of the whole site? Based on a blind,send everyone a message test?

98% of all women you have messaged which is how many?

amount messaged 55,471

You have been very busy,or you're telling porky pies. None of the men I met were in a clique. They don't even know each other. If they did I'd be having gang bangs on a regular basis

When he says clique.....I think he means 'group of friends'

Op, that's what happens with people, they go have socials or whatever, meet up become friends etc....then they talk to each other about stuff.

People who have no 'clique' are possibly going about making friends the wrong way....

If you walked into a pub all the locals would be chatting in groups no? Because they are friendship groups...if you haven't gotten into one yet, possibly you have nothing in common with them?

This would suggest a change in behaviour is needed, not from the group, but from the individual I would think.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Think he's trying to say full of shit....

Ya didn't click on ma second link did ya

Nah, not on my laptop so can't fella

Have pm'd you the link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had success over the past couple of years and a member of a club, yet to go on a social but it's on my to do list.

I believe it's a snickers my friend!!!

Get some nuts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

"
couldn't agree more, fancy a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

couldn't agree more, fancy a meet?

I would but i think my waters just broke, i need to wash my hair too & the dog ate my homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

couldn't agree more, fancy a meet?

I would but i think my waters just broke, i need to wash my hair too & the dog ate my homework

I knew it!!! 98%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

couldn't agree more, fancy a meet?

I would but i think my waters just broke, i need to wash my hair too & the dog ate my homework

I knew it!!! 98%

Hey its nicer than telling someone they are fugly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

couldn't agree more, fancy a meet?

I would but i think my waters just broke, i need to wash my hair too & the dog ate my homework

I knew it!!! 98%

Hey its nicer than telling someone they are fugly lol

I can take it on the chin!!! Don't mind where you sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

Maybe we are all full of it because thats all that gets poured out of guys mouth ok here!

couldn't agree more, fancy a meet?

I would but i think my waters just broke, i need to wash my hair too & the dog ate my homework

I knew it!!! 98%

Hey its nicer than telling someone they are fugly lol

I can take it on the chin!!! Don't mind where you sit

Haha i'll sit alllllll the way over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think he's trying to say full of shit....

Ya didn't click on ma second link did ya

Nah, not on my laptop so can't fella

Have pm'd you the link

Gotcha...cheers

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

You have a few options...

Deal with it, suck it up, accept this is fab, it's what it is. There are positives & negatives to everything.

Buy the site or create something similar yourself... I'm sure ladies would flock to join (maybe not)

Or.. If 98% of the ladies on here bother you so much by daring to chat and then decide not to meet you, then leave, find another site more suited to your needs. Have you bank card ready and don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

Thought I would love to know the source of your data for the points you made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor man, I think it's outrageous that the women you have messaged haven't met and had sex with you. What is this site coming too? Ask for a refund!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

"
household germs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are 98% of women on here full of you know what.

household germs?"

No thats 99%

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

98% of women full of mens cocks but not ops?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Christmas pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas pudding?"

With custard?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Christmas pudding?

With custard? "
brandy butter or double cream

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