FabSwingers.com forum: I'm not a pheasant plucker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasant's till the pheasant plucker comes. Hit me up with your favourite tongue twisters guys n gals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

And no its not a typo, its wales longest name town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

The sea shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red leather, yellow leather" .... Repeat this as fast as you can and as many times as you can!

I can't do it more than twice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiligogogoch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasant's till the pheasant plucker comes. Hit me up with your favourite tongue twisters guys n gals."

i love the wurzells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunnilingus.

I'd prefer a coconut over a goldfish if that's Ok.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Red lorry yellow lorry, red lorry yellow lorry, led rorry werrow rolly, ffs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Cunnilingus.

I'd prefer a coconut over a goldfish if that's Ok."

Yeah you can't get milk out of a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hubby and I are rocking trying these out. X

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits."

I can remember my dad saying this when I was younger and after a few correct attempts, he used the word shits. Was quite funny to us young ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiligogogoch"

cwtch

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A blokes back brake block broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, a peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Betty bought a bitta butta , but the butters betty bought was bitta ... So Betty bought ,better butter, better than the bitter butter betty bought before

What noise annoys an oyster?

A noisey noise annoys an oyster ( say it quick

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The sixth sheiks sixth sheep was sick

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Mrs Hunt had a rough cut punt, not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt

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By *elkinMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I rattled my bottles in rollocks's yard

in rollocks's yard I rattled my bottles.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

Polish it behind the door.

Say it quick enough and you get

Poly shit behind the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a sheep in sight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav...

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.

Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.

Clocks on Knox tock.

Six sick bricks tick.

Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.

My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.

I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,

mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.

I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant pluckers mate I'm only plucking pheasants cause the pheasant pluckers late

The sheiks sixth sheeps sick ....

Blimey I'm exhausted now lol x

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

haha cant believe this is a thread we were talking about these tongue twisters last week .... I couldnt do the pheasant plucker one so made on up of my own ...

im not a dirty fucker

im a dirty fuckers son

im only dirty fucking

till the dirty fuckings done ...

tabitha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peggy Babcock (repeat)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fav...

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.

Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.

Clocks on Knox tock.

Six sick bricks tick.

Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.

My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.

I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,

mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.

I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasant's till the pheasant plucker comes. Hit me up with your favourite tongue twisters guys n gals."

Standing at my bedroom window laughing my head off! A silly pheasant has wandered into my back garden and can't find the exit now. Three pussy cats watching from the windowsill going rapidly crazy! I darent open it a chink. Poor bird doesn't know how close he is to a right plucking!!!!!!

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

And no its not a typo, its wales longest name town

And that's the short version

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Can't get a meet ......

A tree toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

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