FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Prayer

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One whose cock is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',

In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will fuck me no end,

he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.

And as I kneel and pray by me bed,

I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *OMBSTACKCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That's fantastic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha fantastic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One whose cock is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',

In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will fuck me no end,

he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.

And as I kneel and pray by me bed,

I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!

"

Alas you'll end up with no Luck

Just messages full of "Fancy a fuck"

A man ,your profile will not read

Just "Meet me, meet me" he will plead

A man who will be on the dole

Who's motto's "Every holes a goal

A man who's Lazy and a slouch

Wont move his arse from off your couch

Wont make love

Just bang you silly

With his cheesey 4" willy

He wont go outside when he wants a fag

And when your not about

He'll steal from your bag

A man like this you need to hunt

A man like this

Is a total C**T

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's brilliant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ecretsRmineWoman
over a year ago

gatwickish (yes that means near Gatwick)

had that on my profile for a long time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One whose cock is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',

In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will fuck me no end,

he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.

And as I kneel and pray by me bed,

I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!

Alas you'll end up with no Luck

Just messages full of "Fancy a fuck"

A man ,your profile will not read

Just "Meet me, meet me" he will plead

A man who will be on the dole

Who's motto's "Every holes a goal

A man who's Lazy and a slouch

Wont move his arse from off your couch

Wont make love

Just bang you silly

With his cheesey 4" willy

He wont go outside when he wants a fag

And when your not about

He'll steal from your bag

A man like this you need to hunt

A man like this

Is a total C**T

"
hahahaha very good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

Alas you'll end up with no Luck

Just messages full of "Fancy a fuck"

A man ,your profile will not read

Just "Meet me, meet me" he will plead

A man who will be on the dole

Who's motto's "Every holes a goal

A man who's Lazy and a slouch

Wont move his arse from off your couch

Wont make love

Just bang you silly

With his cheesey 4" willy

He wont go outside when he wants a fag

And when your not about

He'll steal from your bag

A man like this you need to hunt

A man like this

Is a total C**T

"

Hahaha, fab poet laureate!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Alas I am but a man

Who is often seen performing on a wank cam

I share pictures of my cock

Just so that you ladies may mock

And put my chance of playing down the pan

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still smiling at the first two poems

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One whose cock is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to play, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my behind?

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',

In the hall, the tub, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will fuck me no end,

he's hot and horny and and a fuckable friend.

And as I kneel and pray by me bed,

I hope to have hot fun till I'm dead!

"

That is bloody brilliant Violet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of "Pray"...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6sSg7B5z1Zo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

The first to had me smiling

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top