FabSwingers.com forum: Stay off the roads.....

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

My first driving lesson today..... This is the only warning you will get of them.....

and any more crack about my potential driving ability... once I pass...I will come and get my revenge!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops thanks for the warning _abio

lol xx

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"My first driving lesson today..... This is the only warning you will get of them.....

and any more crack about my potential driving ability... once I pass...I will come and get my revenge!!!!"

will your revenge include some spanking? because if it does then....I am really glad for once that I am this far away from you so no chance of meeting you on the road while I am out with the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck with your training, remember, if you knock some one over, have the courtesy to help them back to their feet.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

think i'm safe enough up here the now at least _abio.

good luck and remember the brake is the one in the middle(or left if you taking the easy way out )

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

am safe up in this part of the country

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Yep we're safe too,driving lessons don't last long enough to get to where we are

Good luck Fabio,make sure you tell us how you got on

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Good luck!

If your driving around Low Fell watch out for a guy called Nicholas, he wanders around jumping in front of cars sticking his V's up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first driving lesson today..... This is the only warning you will get of them.....

and any more crack about my potential driving ability... once I pass...I will come and get my revenge!!!!"

Fabio, as you are not native to these shores, remember the following:

* we don't do right on a red

* we drive on the left over here

* our cars are approximately 30 feet shorter and parking is easy.

~ Good luck pal lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Good luck Fabio, a few pointers from my driving experience:

kurbs are there to guide you - especially round roundabouts

you can go 50 miles on fumes (but the 50 miles does run out at some point!)

any funny noises in a car can easily be fixed by turning the radio up

these are all for when you ass your st though so for now just remember hands at 10 and 2, mirror signal manouvere, and handbrake - neutral

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By *ig bird brightWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

i.m off for a driving lesson aswell in half an hour. I.m on my 5th instructor now lol. I don,t like them barking orders at me as i.m normally the one in control. So be warned people in cov between 10.30 and 12.30 mad lady on roads lol

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Dnt forget to pick up hitch hikers...it's only polite after you have hit them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first driving lesson today..... This is the only warning you will get of them.....

and any more crack about my potential driving ability... once I pass...I will come and get my revenge!!!!"

Hey Fab, it's not the driving you need to worry about; more like the insurance quote!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you are all very lucky people...... there has been a glitch... no driving lesson... boo!!!!

so it now looks like lesson 1 will be on friday morning.....

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"you are all very lucky people...... there has been a glitch... no driving lesson... boo!!!!

so it now looks like lesson 1 will be on friday morning....."

does that mean I have to make another crack friday to get punishment later once you have your permit?

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

just finished lesson 1..... nervous but excited..... learnt to start.. drive off... and park and stop..... lol heck even managed a left turn in there.... lol

revised my aims i think.... i don't think i'll take the intensive... but i'll want to pass by xmas.... 4 months to pass.. think that is do-able.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah, your instructor will milk you for longer than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just finished lesson 1..... nervous but excited..... learnt to start.. drive off... and park and stop..... lol heck even managed a left turn in there.... lol

revised my aims i think.... i don't think i'll take the intensive... but i'll want to pass by xmas.... 4 months to pass.. think that is do-able......."

Yeahhhhhhhhhh xxxx Then you can start learning to drive x x x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

" nah, your instructor will milk you for longer than that

Ewwww that's sick!

Did you encounter Nicholas on the roads Fabio? He's great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck and remember what you lose on the roundabouts you gain on the swings. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 months is do able if you do at least 1 lesson a week. But stating the obvious it depends how good you are though really.

Best of luck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first driving lesson today..... This is the only warning you will get of them.....

and any more crack about my potential driving ability... once I pass...I will come and get my revenge!!!!"
...... carnt find me

* hides in coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabio, just stay off the A1 fella, as Im sick of bumping over L drivers, they make me spill my coffee as I crunch over them ,lol......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabio, just stay off the A1 fella, as Im sick of bumping over L drivers, they make me spill my coffee as I crunch over them ,lol......

ever thought of using a sippy cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" nah, your instructor will milk you for longer than that

Not while he's driving I hope!!

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