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"People say sex isn't like porn well new flash guys if you want porn sex just let go and do it. Myself and my partner have porn sex all the time it's all about how comfortable you are and weather or not your brave enough To let go, have no shame and worry about how you've acted once it's finnished. P's there's real porn and then there's the fake shit no the difference. Any couples or single bi females that wish to come let go with us get in touch. Happy fucking guys x" Can you explain the difference between a good old fashioned fuck and porn sex? | |||
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"People say sex isn't like porn well new flash guys if you want porn sex just let go and do it. Myself and my partner have porn sex all the time it's all about how comfortable you are and weather or not your brave enough To let go, have no shame and worry about how you've acted once it's finnished. P's there's real porn and then there's the fake shit no the difference. Any couples or single bi females that wish to come let go with us get in touch. Happy fucking guys x Can you explain the difference between a good old fashioned fuck and porn sex?"  | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me!" lol think we should meet.  | |||
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"My guy lasts ages and ages and if you clean your ass you don't get shit on his cock. And I've watched porn where the woman fanny farts" Delighted for you and your guy. So erm.. what's the difference between what you guys are doing and sex? | |||
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"People say sex isn't like porn well new flash guys if you want porn sex just let go and do it. Myself and my partner have porn sex all the time it's all about how comfortable you are and weather or not your brave enough To let go, have no shame and worry about how you've acted once it's finnished. P's there's real porn and then there's the fake shit no the difference. Any couples or single bi females that wish to come let go with us get in touch. Happy fucking guys x" Oh really, we are not at your skill level then..... Maybe write a book with lots of pics in to teach us mere mortals!  | |||
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"Are you for real am sure that a lot of other guys can last ages and ages it's all about control really . We haven't said we aren't having sex it's just the way we have sex. If someone was to video us having sex it wouldn't be different to many other porn vids out there." I'm none the wiser. | |||
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"People say sex isn't like porn well new flash guys if you want porn sex just let go and do it. Myself and my partner have porn sex all the time it's all about how comfortable you are and weather or not your brave enough To let go, have no shame and worry about how you've acted once it's finnished. P's there's real porn and then there's the fake shit no the difference. Any couples or single bi females that wish to come let go with us get in touch. Happy fucking guys x Can you explain the difference between a good old fashioned fuck and porn sex?" moon here don't no why your getting so defensive if a good old fashioned fuck is what you want then that's your taste we want full on exabitionism sex like in the movies. And yea I go all night | |||
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"People say sex isn't like porn well new flash guys if you want porn sex just let go and do it. Myself and my partner have porn sex all the time it's all about how comfortable you are and weather or not your brave enough To let go, have no shame and worry about how you've acted once it's finnished. P's there's real porn and then there's the fake shit no the difference. Any couples or single bi females that wish to come let go with us get in touch. Happy fucking guys x Can you explain the difference between a good old fashioned fuck and porn sex? moon here don't no why your getting so defensive if a good old fashioned fuck is what you want then that's your taste we want full on exabitionism sex like in the movies. And yea I go all night " Haha. You're talking in riddles. | |||
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"And the difference is we are looking for confident people who like hardcore sex not people who live in there fantasies" so anyone who isn't having 'porn sex' or doesn't have hardcore sex all the time lacks confidence and something to do with their fantasies..? | |||
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"No love were both replying to different things. Take care" shall i quote you direct if thats easier..? | |||
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"And the difference is we are looking for confident people who like hardcore sex not people who live in there fantasies" Best regards to you. Good luck. I'm sure you will be inundated with fantastical offers. | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me!" Douche before anal no? I don't think i've ever gotten 'mucky' ewww  | |||
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"And the difference is we are looking for confident people who like hardcore sex not people who live in there fantasies so anyone who isn't having 'porn sex' or doesn't have hardcore sex all the time lacks confidence and something to do with their fantasies..?" not all I simply said people who are disapointed with sex cos it's not like porn it's not like porn cos they didn't make it like porn were not judging anyone were looking for the kind of people that like the same thing why all you woman have jumped on the band wagon reading into this topic with closed eyes I don't no but to be honest it's shows that you judgmental defensive for some reason and not are type. But happy swinging. | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me! Douche before anal no? I don't think i've ever gotten 'mucky' ewww "I got the kit. It shouldn't happen. I agree.  | |||
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"And the difference is we are looking for confident people who like hardcore sex not people who live in there fantasies so anyone who isn't having 'porn sex' or doesn't have hardcore sex all the time lacks confidence and something to do with their fantasies..?not all I simply said people who are disapointed with sex cos it's not like porn it's not like porn cos they didn't make it like porn were not judging anyone were looking for the kind of people that like the same thing why all you woman have jumped on the band wagon reading into this topic with closed eyes I don't no but to be honest it's shows that you judgmental defensive for some reason and not are type. But happy swinging." Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yes. Precisely. | |||
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"And the difference is we are looking for confident people who like hardcore sex not people who live in there fantasies so anyone who isn't having 'porn sex' or doesn't have hardcore sex all the time lacks confidence and something to do with their fantasies..?not all I simply said people who are disapointed with sex cos it's not like porn it's not like porn cos they didn't make it like porn were not judging anyone were looking for the kind of people that like the same thing why all you woman have jumped on the band wagon reading into this topic with closed eyes I don't no but to be honest it's shows that you judgmental defensive for some reason and not are type. But happy swinging." im a bloke.. no one's been 'defensive', perhaps its how you worded your op.. | |||
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"Well bugger me ive been a porn star all this time just because i like filthy sex! " you and me both! i might get my own website going at this rate lol. | |||
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"Well bugger me ive been a porn star all this time just because i like filthy sex! "  | |||
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"Well my idea of porn sex is fake over exaggerated moaning, no squishy squelchy noises, nothing nasty happens, the actors look perfectly made up no sweating, no messed up hair plus a room full of film crew and directors shouting orders to get the best views for the FILM not the best positions that feel good. What do you think everyone on here is doing then, just going through the motions for the sake of it? None of us are here for reproducing, we're having sex for pleasure so we're obviously enjoying what we're doing. " omg | |||
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"Well bugger me ive been a porn star all this time just because i like filthy sex! you and me both! i might get my own website going at this rate lol." Well you know im your leading lady  | |||
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"Talk about show offs , How far up each others arse are you ?" All the way up. All night. | |||
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"Right everyone needs to chill I haven't said anyone is ashamed or having shit sex I've simple stated what we want so as we don't end up with people coming over again that say they like this and want that but then they get here and end up more nervous than a pig at the butchest. Ggggs" What's wrong with nerves? Do you sling 'em out when they fall flat? | |||
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"Talk about show offs , How far up each others arse are you ? All the way up. All night. " Just like in the porn movies  | |||
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"Yes there are many different porn scenes regardless of what that porn is, it all boils down to letting go doing the things you want to do and have no shame doing it. Fake porn eg cocks not even in and she yelling like a bitch real porn pussy is wet and she gets wetter. the moaning sounds are in sink with what's happining." I know exactly what you mean! Xxx | |||
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"Right everyone needs to chill I haven't said anyone is ashamed or having shit sex I've simple stated what we want so as we don't end up with people coming over again that say they like this and want that but then they get here and end up more nervous than a pig at the butchest. Ggggs" and before someone jumps on my wording there we are lovely people and nerves are normal we get nervous but if we say we're into something we're into it there no well this well that I just want to take your woman upstairs. And anyway the kind of people that get what I've said are the kind we want to here from. | |||
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"Right everyone needs to chill I haven't said anyone is ashamed or having shit sex I've simple stated what we want so as we don't end up with people coming over again that say they like this and want that but then they get here and end up more nervous than a pig at the butchest. Ggggs" You do realise that in the grand scheme of things that the forums are only used by a minority of people? This message may be better served being put at the start of your profile (I've not looked to see if it is). Telling people to chill and being quite aggressive in your responses won't win you any friends. Most who have responded have misunderstood your intent or are utterly confused about what you are trying to say. Which would suggest that the problem is the manner in which you have phrased your message not that people are having a go. You cannot blame others for what you are responsible for creating. | |||
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"That depends what kind of porn you watch. It's not all choking on cock and anus gaping "Absolutely hate the choking on cock, anus gaping and face/tit slapping porn. Why are they so angry? Lol Don't know what kind of sex others have, not sure what kind we have. It's not lights off and missionary, and it's not virtual degradation either. It is however fucking horny! | |||
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"There seems to be an assumption in the op that folks on here do not have satisfying sexual encounters where they let go of their inhibitions. There is also the assumption that we feel shame if we do. The thing is that no one on here has told the poster that they have issues with sex so quite why they feel the need to educate us is what is puzzling me." This with nipple tassels on!! I'm quite baffled!!! (Ps OP there is documented evidence to demonstrate that unreal, fake, 'porn' is having a negative impact on young people, men especially, who develop unrealistic expectations of sex as a result. But as you were, clearly you have 'porn' sex mastered) | |||
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"That depends what kind of porn you watch. It's not all choking on cock and anus gaping
Absolutely hate the choking on cock, anus gaping and face/tit slapping porn. Why are they so angry? Lol
Don't know what kind of sex others have, not sure what kind we have. It's not lights off and missionary, and it's not virtual degradation either.
It is however fucking horny!" | |||
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"Right everyone needs to chill I haven't said anyone is ashamed or having shit sex I've simple stated what we want so as we don't end up with people coming over again that say they like this and want that but then they get here and end up more nervous than a pig at the butchest. Ggggs no but if thevery told us they like some when they don't just to get in hopi g ow it will once we're there then yea they'll be thrown out. My wording was wrong i appilogise What's wrong with nerves? Do you sling 'em out when they fall flat? " | |||
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"Right everyone needs to chill I haven't said anyone is ashamed or having shit sex I've simple stated what we want so as we don't end up with people coming over again that say they like this and want that but then they get here and end up more nervous than a pig at the butchest. Ggggsand before someone jumps on my wording there we are lovely people and nerves are normal we get nervous but if we say we're into something we're into it there no well this well that I just want to take your woman upstairs. And anyway the kind of people that get what I've said are the kind we want to here from." If you could take the time to sit down and write exactly what you ARE into I think you'd be pleasantly surprised. It's all a bit vague. | |||
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"but if we say we're into something we're into it there no well this well that I just want to take your woman upstairs. " it sounds like what you mean is there have been times when you've met others and there have either been crossed wires or a lack of what your all in to before you actually meet up? | |||
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"I give up the first post is quite clear. Putting this one away. " No it is not clear. Hence all the confusion. | |||
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"I give up the first post is quite clear. Putting this one away. " Ah for feck...now I'll never know. *kicks cat* | |||
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"I aim for Benny Hill sex. Very very fast. . No talking, and some fast sax music playing . Works a treat ! " . Io yes .. Chasing girls in suspenders round the park hehe | |||
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"People say sex isn't like porn well new flash guys if you want porn sex just let go and do it. Myself and my partner have porn sex all the time it's all about how comfortable you are and weather or not your brave enough To let go, have no shame and worry about how you've acted once it's finnished. P's there's real porn and then there's the fake shit no the difference. Any couples or single bi females that wish to come let go with us get in touch. Happy fucking guys x" What is the difference between real porn and fake porn? We'd be well up for that, just need to know what you mean. | |||
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"I do sometimes talk in German and my wife will wear a mirkin. I am also quite proficient at fixing the photo-copier, Washing machine, and delivering pizza "Oh my schmetterlin....vill you fix my pipes? | |||
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"I do sometimes talk in German and my wife will wear a mirkin. I am also quite proficient at fixing the photo-copier, Washing machine, and delivering pizza
Oh my schmetterlin....vill you fix my pipes?"Ka, ka, fräulein, days it's gut, ach mine got! | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me!" lmao x | |||
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"I do sometimes talk in German and my wife will wear a mirkin. I am also quite proficient at fixing the photo-copier, Washing machine, and delivering pizza
Oh my schmetterlin....vill you fix my pipes?
Ka, ka, fräulein, days it's gut, ach mine got!"Apple Strudel! Snell snell! | |||
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"I do sometimes talk in German and my wife will wear a mirkin. I am also quite proficient at fixing the photo-copier, Washing machine, and delivering pizza
Oh my schmetterlin....vill you fix my pipes?
Ka, ka, fräulein, days it's gut, ach mine got!"Bloody Ka, ka, I'm now a fucking crow! Autocorrect didn't like Ja Ja, obviously has something against the Germans | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me! lmao x" Cringing but love it for the honesty | |||
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"I do sometimes talk in German and my wife will wear a mirkin. I am also quite proficient at fixing the photo-copier, Washing machine, and delivering pizza
Oh my schmetterlin....vill you fix my pipes?
Ka, ka, fräulein, days it's gut, ach mine got!
Bloody Ka, ka, I'm now a fucking crow!
Autocorrect didn't like Ja Ja, obviously has something against the Germans" | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me! lmao x Cringing but love it for the honesty "What.. women do fanny farts..? | |||
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"Well my idea of porn sex is fake over exaggerated moaning, no squishy squelchy noises, nothing nasty happens, the actors look perfectly made up no sweating, no messed up hair plus a room full of film crew and directors shouting orders to get the best views for the FILM not the best positions that feel good. What do you think everyone on here is doing then, just going through the motions for the sake of it? None of us are here for reproducing, we're having sex for pleasure so we're obviously enjoying what we're doing. omg " What's "omg" about what I've written? Your op was confusing, you were saying that the pair of you fuck like porn stars and that basically everyone else is having shit sex. It then turns out that you want the people you meet to have no nerves or inhibitions and be able to do all the things you do as a couple. As a couple you have an advantage as you already trust each other, know exactly how to please each other and what turns each other on. When I was in a relationship we liked to go down by the canal early hours of the morning and do brutal fake rape role plays, I liked my boyfriend to pretend he had an injury that prevented him from doing things for himself so I'd have to bath him and wash him and In doing so I'd sexually abuse him, whilst he slept I'd like to climb on his face and fuck his nose and chin and put my cunt over his mouth so I could look down and watch him struggling to breath, I liked to put anal speculums inside his arse hole so I could get my tongue in deep enough so I could taste flesh. I liked doing all those things with my partner who I trusted and felt comfortable with, I wouldn't be able to do all those things with a new person because you'd need some sort of a bond. You've got to expect new people to have at least some degree of nerves otherwise they will just be robots performing and not really enjoying what they are doing. | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me! lmao x Cringing but love it for the honesty
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"Erm just like to point out none of that EVER happens in our house. My wife has no trapped wind anywhere and I never go in the tradesmans... Whistles quietly to himself  | |||
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"In normal porn sex the girl never fanny farts, guy never gets poop on his willy after anal, the guy seems to be able to last ages and ages. It's all lies to me! lmao x Cringing but love it for the honesty
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Erm just like to point out none of that EVER happens in our house. My wife has no trapped wind anywhere and I never go in the tradesmans... Whistles quietly to himself "
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