FabSwingers.com forum: Monday Morning Register!

By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sit up straight, stop chewing and settle down - holidays are over and its time for the Monday morning register.

Who's here? Shout up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gonna shout, I'm working and it's far too early lol, may grunt a bit though

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Not gonna shout, I'm working and it's far too early lol, may grunt a bit though

At least you've turned up.

Think everyone is hiding behind the bike sheds!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's too early been at work since 7am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone else checked in on the morning roll call 3 hrs ago sleepyhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cope with shouting until after 10am. My mug at work which my boss got me says :- I love mornings , I just wish they came later in the day.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

You are all a very sleepy lot.

Looks like I'm going to have to whip out that cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up already!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm here sir

Looks like I've found my teacher's pet

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm up already!"

Good morning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here sir

Looks like I've found my teacher's pet "
ohhh sounds good what do i get if I'm good

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am late miss....waiting for bus as my dog ate my homework....can get detention

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm here sir

Looks like I've found my teacher's pet ohhh sounds good what do i get if I'm good

I will let you ring my bell at lunch.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I am late miss....waiting for bus as my dog ate my homework....can get detention

Miss? Miss? I know these trousers are a bit tight and its early but..... Miss?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here sir

Looks like I've found my teacher's pet ohhh sounds good what do i get if I'm good

I will let you ring my bell at lunch."
ohhh I will be very good then sir thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here sir

Looks like I've found my teacher's pet "

I've brought you in an apple though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm staying at home and skiving so ner ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here I'm at work....sshh don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir, Private PB reporting for duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 days until half term yay!

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By *emo12345Man
over a year ago

rochdale

im here lol

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Can you stop the shouting,Im still in bed trying to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm here sir

Looks like I've found my teacher's pet

I've brought you in an apple though.

Ok you can ring my bell at lunch as well.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning Sir, Private PB reporting for duty."

Now here's the attitude you should all have. I'm making you prefect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here, not in work tho.

Decided to take a week off, after all I am the boss! Haha

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm not here, I'm still in bed all cooooosy!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Sorry I'm late ..... Start as you mean to go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not here I'm at work....sshh don't tell anyone

Doesn't look like you're getting much work done though

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I thought this read the 'Moody Morning Register'!

I am definitely moody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late ..... Start as you mean to go on

OOOPS hope I don't get into too much trouble being late.....

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sorry I'm late ..... Start as you mean to go on

OOOPS hope I don't get into too much trouble being late.....

Since its the first day back I will let you off..... I hope to see you bright and early tomorrow tho!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this read the 'Moody Morning Register'!

I am definitely moody. "

Blue Monday?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning sir you forgot to pick up your packed lunch from your car roof (passes it)

damm me stockings come undone

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Here!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm not here, I'm still in bed all cooooosy!

Hello stranger, hope you're well?

Look just because you're a fellow northern monkey I can't be showing too much favouritism..... get your ads to class!!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning sir you forgot to pick up your packed lunch from your car roof (passes it)

damm me stockings come undone

That's very kind of you .... I'm sure you've not tampered with it either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning sir you forgot to pick up your packed lunch from your car roof (passes it)

damm me stockings come undone

Class flirt identified - ill meet you at the bike sheds after school

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I thought this read the 'Moody Morning Register'!

I am definitely moody.

Blue Monday?"

F@&*ing Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late ..... Start as you mean to go on

OOOPS hope I don't get into too much trouble being late.....

Since its the first day back I will let you off..... I hope to see you bright and early tomorrow tho!!!"

Yes sir I will be sir I promise.....

It's not easy being the new pupil, anyone like to show me the ways of the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all , late as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here but just looking through window! Not ba k in work till the 12th. Lol

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I've got a note from my mum, I'm not coming in.

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

"Im here but just looking through window! Not ba k in work till the 12th. Lol "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late sir. I've been in the headmasters office.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm not here, I'm still in bed all cooooosy!

Hello stranger, hope you're well?

Look just because you're a fellow northern monkey I can't be showing too much favouritism..... get your ads to class!!"

I haven't got any ads!!!

Nope, staying put. It's warm and comfy, got the cat snuggled up and I'm looking at holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting here contemplating how to et the new mattress up the stairs on my own!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Sitting here contemplating how to et the new mattress up the stairs on my own!"

Get it wedged halfway then use it as a makeshift ski ramp/trampoline

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm not here, I'm still in bed all cooooosy!

Hello stranger, hope you're well?

Look just because you're a fellow northern monkey I can't be showing too much favouritism..... get your ads to class!!

I haven't got any ads!!!

Nope, staying put. It's warm and comfy, got the cat snuggled up and I'm looking at holidays.

I meant ads not ads. Damn predictive spell check doesn't half know how to kill a poke

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

A joke.... Kill A JOKE

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm not here, I'm still in bed all cooooosy!

Hello stranger, hope you're well?

Look just because you're a fellow northern monkey I can't be showing too much favouritism..... get your ads to class!!

I haven't got any ads!!!

Nope, staying put. It's warm and comfy, got the cat snuggled up and I'm looking at holidays.

I meant ads not ads. Damn predictive spell check doesn't half know how to kill a poke "

If you're taking English class this morning I think I made the right choice to stay in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir

Been at work since 8

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Any more late comers?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm not here, I'm still in bed all cooooosy!

Hello stranger, hope you're well?

Look just because you're a fellow northern monkey I can't be showing too much favouritism..... get your ads to class!!

I haven't got any ads!!!

Nope, staying put. It's warm and comfy, got the cat snuggled up and I'm looking at holidays.

I meant ads not ads. Damn predictive spell check doesn't half know how to kill a poke

If you're taking English class this morning I think I made the right choice to stay in bed!

I dunt now wat u missin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here...

Morning

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm here...

Morning

Good Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here...

Morning

Good Morning "

Oooops, I slept in. The dog ate my alarm clock!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm here...

Morning

Good Morning

Oooops, I slept in. The dog ate my alarm clock!

Yeh yeh..... I will let you off first day back n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here...

Morning

Good Morning

Oooops, I slept in. The dog ate my alarm clock!

Yeh yeh..... I will let you off first day back n all"

Thank you, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, but distracted by eyeing up BoldGirl...

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Only 30 mins til lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any more late comers? "

Why do I feel like I'm being told off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up properly x

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Any more late comers?

Why do I feel like I'm being told off !

Because you are!!!! I expect you to be a little more punctual tomorrow young lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a note why im not in 'says piss off im a grown up staying in bed shagging'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've got a headache

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By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I have a note why im not in 'says piss off im a grown up staying in bed shagging'

Detention!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a note why im not in 'says piss off im a grown up staying in bed shagging'

Lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a note why im not in 'says piss off im a grown up staying in bed shagging'

Detention!!!!!! "

Haha like i'll turn up.. Sorry i'll be attending orgasm 101

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