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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is one for the guys, I'm sure most chaps wake up to morning wood.

But does anyone else also wake up needing a wee, and find that it just won't go down till you have had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, every morning I wake up needing to piss like a racehorse and have to treat myself to a sit down wee so I don't splash all over

That's like the worst comment ever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad it's not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once woke up with Victoria Wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rest your wood on the porcelain and lower the toilet seat onto it gently, then pump away mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheneverwhere pisses like a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up with Victoria Wood "

I'm quite jealous. I so would Wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheneverwhere pisses like a lady "

I wanted to see what all the fuss was about

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I have it down to a fine art , I stand at the bathroom doorway and do a nice fountain that lands dead centre in the toilet bowl , it's taken years to perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up with Victoria Wood "
I'm greedy. . I woke up with Edward woodward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once woke up with Victoria Wood I'm greedy. . I woke up with Edward woodward"

You're lucky, Woody gave me splinters!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's 30 times !

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each "

Nightime Protruding Todger ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each

Nightime Protruding Todger ?"

haha love it!

Hex

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each "

And I thought he was just pleased to see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each

And I thought he was just pleased to see me "

Maybe he was and his body just anticipated seeing you

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each "

There's also a school of thought that believes the "pre-breccy ereccy" is an evolutionary trait amongst male mammals to stop them pissing in their beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each

There's also a school of thought that believes the "pre-breccy ereccy" is an evolutionary trait amongst male mammals to stop them pissing in their beds."

This is as every man knows is very true

When your options are to take care of the issue at hand (pun intended) wait for it to go down or do the shameful kneeling in front of the loo to take a pee.

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called NPT, on average men get 3 to 5 erections when they sleep lasting about 30 minutes each

There's also a school of thought that believes the "pre-breccy ereccy" is an evolutionary trait amongst male mammals to stop them pissing in their beds.

This is as every man knows is very true

When your options are to take care of the issue at hand (pun intended) wait for it to go down or do the shameful kneeling in front of the loo to take a pee.

Hex"

Is your bathroom sink not the right height then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Our sink is inset in to our worktop and even at 6.3" I can't stretch that well

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