FabSwingers.com forum: Britians best Bakery

By *izzy Rascall OP Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

What a brilliant idea ITV. A reality baking competition where a bloke and a woman judge on what you have baked.

Fuck knows where the brainboxes come up with their ideas for TV.

Its a fucking outrage - get your own ideas. I dont even watch Bake Off but if I was a fan I would be fuming.

The only thing that pleases me is the blonde chick presenting, whats that bloke doing though? He's probably never even toasted a slice of bread.

As for her she looks like a cracking finger

but in all seriousness; ITV, find your own fucking ideas.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Other original shows coming soon;

Bake Me Out

Baking Bad

Bake and the Fatman

Bake Erie

Bake's Seven

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Other original shows coming soon;

Bake Me Out

Baking Bad

Bake and the Fatman

Bake Erie

Bake's Seven

I'd get them copywritten right now.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Other original shows coming soon;

Bake Me Out

Baking Bad

Bake and the Fatman

Bake Erie

Bake's Seven

Bakeman & Robin Ideas??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why are you letting it annoy you so much? Use that magic cock measuring device to find something enjoyable to watch

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bake to the Future! ( I'm posh )

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Why are you letting it annoy you so much? Use that magic cock measuring device to find something enjoyable to watch

His profile states he doesn't own a Sky remote though

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Why are you letting it annoy you so much? Use that magic cock measuring device to find something enjoyable to watch

His profile states he doesn't own a Sky remote though

He's fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batch of the day.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What a brilliant idea ITV. A reality baking competition where a bloke and a woman judge on what you have baked.

Fuck knows where the brainboxes come up with their ideas for TV.

Its a fucking outrage - get your own ideas. I dont even watch Bake Off but if I was a fan I would be fuming.

The only thing that pleases me is the blonde chick presenting, whats that bloke doing though? He's probably never even toasted a slice of bread.

As for her she looks like a cracking finger

but in all seriousness; ITV, find your own fucking ideas."

This prog is two years old at least.

It's a different format to Bake off.. It's not individuals it's different shops/bakerys showing off their signature bake , a loaf and a cake or pie... I like it. It's proper baking.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you letting it annoy you so much? Use that magic cock measuring device to find something enjoyable to watch

His profile states he doesn't own a Sky remote though

He's fucked then

Doughnut adjust your set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?"

I've got sheriffs badge,,,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

I've got sheriffs badge,,,

Oven knobs....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?"

It was done secretly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

I've got sheriffs badge,,,

Oven knobs....

Gwanny, I'll have you know I polish my knob and my ring......

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

I've got sheriffs badge,,,

Oven knobs....

Gwanny, I'll have you know I polish my knob and my ring......

Good work, keeps the knob shiny and stops the ring going rusty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly."

I bet money exchanged hands.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Its half baked shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly.

I bet money exchanged hands."

Bribery and confection...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly.

I bet money exchanged hands.

Bribery and confection...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly.

I bet money exchanged hands.

Bribery and confection...

Unusual Handshakes I bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly.

I bet money exchanged hands.

Bribery and confection...

I'm such a tart,,,,,

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Sex, Pies and Videotape

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly.

I bet money exchanged hands.

Bribery and confection...

Unusual Handshakes I bet. "

Involving Ladyfingers I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batch of the day.....

Winner

Who made you Judge ?

It was done secretly.

I bet money exchanged hands.

Bribery and confection...

Unusual Handshakes I bet.

Involving Ladyfingers I bet "

They taste great in a Titamasu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thread about bakery where no-one slips in a tart with soggy bottom.....

shhhheeeeesh

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"A thread about bakery where no-one slips in a tart with soggy bottom.....

shhhheeeeesh

A Soxy, I do love your innuendos, I think I'm your number one flan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread about bakery where no-one slips in a tart with soggy bottom.....

shhhheeeeesh

A Soxy, I do love your innuendos, I think I'm your number one flan"

Crumbs,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's up for some Dorset Knob?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A thread about bakery where no-one slips in a tart with soggy bottom.....

shhhheeeeesh

A Soxy, I do love your innuendos, I think I'm your number one flan

Crumbs,,,,,

How does it feel to come first ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pannacottarama - hard hitting investigative reporting drizzled with a lovely fruit coulis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised I've never seen a photo of a cock in a ring doughnut !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very different show to bake off. Bake off is for strictly amateur bakers who don't bake for their main income.

Best bakery (although ive not seen it my self) is for the best bakery?!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Chouxlock

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Pannacottarama - hard hitting investigative reporting drizzled with a lovely fruit coulis."

God, I love a good pun. This thread has many excellent ones and has perked me right up. Applause to all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised I've never seen a photo of a cock in a ring doughnut ! "

Oh oh oh! I've seen one! I seem to remember it wasn't much to be proud of though. Trying to recall the profile now.

Could be a fun game of toss the hoop though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised I've never seen a photo of a cock in a ring doughnut !

Oh oh oh! I've seen one! I seem to remember it wasn't much to be proud of though. Trying to recall the profile now.

Could be a fun game of toss the hoop though..."

I'll buy a bag when I next have a meet!

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