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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

How do you feel about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you feel about it?"

Wish I'd have saved it for someone I knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you feel about it?"

Empty?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relieved but a wee bit ashamed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself? "

Well we obviously cleaned up! Was on the floor with a wet sheet! You ok with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Relieved but a wee bit ashamed? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Relieved but a wee bit ashamed? "

Lol, just wish for my first time it was with my fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Relieved but a wee bit ashamed?

Lol, just wish for my first time it was with my fb "

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love it!.....come to Belfast!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself?

Well we obviously cleaned up! Was on the floor with a wet sheet! You ok with that?"

Tell him to open his mouth next time saves the cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself?

Well we obviously cleaned up! Was on the floor with a wet sheet! You ok with that?"

Wet Sheet? Is that the brother of Yuan Sheet?

Sorry, I'm taking the piss....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself?

Well we obviously cleaned up! Was on the floor with a wet sheet! You ok with that?

Wet Sheet? Is that the brother of Yuan Sheet?

No idea!! Who is this Yuan bloke?

Sorry, I'm taking the piss...."

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself?

Well we obviously cleaned up! Was on the floor with a wet sheet! You ok with that?

Wet Sheet? Is that the brother of Yuan Sheet?

No idea!! Who is this Yuan bloke?

Sorry, I'm taking the piss...."

Juan Sheet does plenty!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you feel about it?"

Flushed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What club was it? Sounds like my ideal club lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What club was it? Sounds like my ideal club lol"

Lol, club down south, not saying which one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nowt wrong with watersports hunni x understand ude have prefered it with ur fb tho x put it down to experience and move fwd xxx

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By *amplemeMan
over a year ago

Working here.

On a first date.. Really?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"How do you feel about it?"

Please tell me you crouched there reading a newspaper as you did it and just as you finished, you let loose a loud fart.

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever lights your candle, if you enjoyed it that's all that matters. Least you tried it and he loved it, don't be hard on yourself. And sometimes one person has tastes or experience that leads us to try more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't be able to pee on demand.

I'd get wee shy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be able to pee on demand.

I'd get wee shy... "

And you're classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be able to pee on demand.

I'd get wee shy... "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did the club feel about you urinating on their furniture and towels? I hope that you cleaned up after yourself?

Well we obviously cleaned up! Was on the floor with a wet sheet! You ok with that?

Tell him to open his mouth next time saves the cleaning "

ewwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !"

Thank you..... I kinda think we're all a little bit weird though?!? I mean we're on a swinging site for gawd sake!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be able to pee on demand.

I'd get wee shy... "

Vodka helped!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I'd been meeting a few times took me to London for a long weekend and we'd planned to do all sorts of things, he brought a douche, lots of towels, medical speculums and waterproof bed sheets. I was able to lean over the sink in the bathroom whilst he used the douche on my arse hole then sit on the loo with him standing there and let everything dribble back out, but, even after drinking a litre of water I couldn't piss on his face, could feel it there but it just wouldn't come out, stage fright I think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you feel about it?

Please tell me you crouched there reading a newspaper as you did it and just as you finished, you let loose a loud fart. "

Nah it was dark....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !"

Oi!!

Behave you....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


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Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !"

Nice tolerant attitude there...well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be able to pee on demand.

I'd get wee shy...

Vodka helped!! "

Good ole Voddy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could puke on someone right about now

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have done water sports but usually the other way round. Not my thing to be honest. Don't find it arousing in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is okay in a shower or wet room as long as you can clean up right away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shows you, profile names can mislead !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's in a name huh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop picking on one another....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal sex education lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*chucks bucket of ice cold water over the men*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop picking on one another.... "

Who made you thread monitor, Missy?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Personal sex education lol"

What's that? Wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop picking on one another....

Who made you thread monitor, Missy? "

What's got into your mink De ville?

Need de-lousing?

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By *enuine photographerMan
over a year ago

Swansea

[Removed by poster at 04/01/15 19:04:28]

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Personal sex education lol

What's that? Wanking? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of dirty fuckers. Why I ask how the fuck can that appeal to you ewwww

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Personal sex education lol

What's that? Wanking?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope we're all playing nicely now??

The idea of watersports just doesn't turn me on at all - which is a shame as with my dodgy bladder it'd save me a lot of time and embarassment having to nip to the loo during sexy sessions!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairly pointless to see the title of a thread. . Read the first post and then pitch in slating the concept. Pop off and go bite on a stick if you want to relieve some sort of issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope we're all playing nicely now??

The idea of watersports just doesn't turn me on at all - which is a shame as with my dodgy bladder it'd save me a lot of time and embarassment having to nip to the loo during sexy sessions!! xx"

This is where I agree.

I'd be a champion pisser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunch of dirty fuckers. Why I ask how the fuck can that appeal to you ewwww "

Don't just sit on the fence, will you love? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit making a vid for a friend though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunch of dirty fuckers. Why I ask how the fuck can that appeal to you ewwww "

Charmless fecker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I admit making a vid for a friend though.... "

Yeh dirty bitch ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I admit making a vid for a friend though....

Yeh dirty bitch ye! "

Ha hush your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I admit making a vid for a friend though....

Yeh dirty bitch ye!

Ha hush your mouth."

Gurgle, splutter

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By *esskarWoman
over a year ago

near scunthorpe


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though "

Wow, sounds good and the more you try it the more you will enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow...some people post just to cause an argument don't they? lol

Doesn't appeal to me I must admit, but I'd try it...

but a bit of tolerance guys, each to their own...be boring if we all liked sex the exact same way lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to piss in a empty washing up liquid bottle and squeeze it over his own face and tell the dirty fker to do one tut tut some dirty fkers about

Bet he had some right blackheads on his face

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I love watersports don't find it sexy so much as funny but I am happy to wee on anyone and love it running over my face and body......I totally get why some people get horny from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive personally never tried it, wouldn't mind though. Don't know/can't knock it unless you try it!

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By *amplemeMan
over a year ago

Working here.

If you don't try you'll never know if you like it... I'd love to give water sports a go but never had the opportunity..

Anybody local fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though "

No need for hang-ups. Just go with the flow, as it were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personal sex education lol"

Errr, no it doesn't. Its Personal & Social Education. This explains a lot. If someone can mistake social for sexual they could get in a lot of trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know how you felt but there's somthing wrong to do shit like that hedidnt ask you to curl one out did he oh me days if that thing floats your boat then your a chicken nuggat short of a happy meal but each to there own"

Some people are not into the things that you are into... cross dressing for example?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personal sex education lol

Errr, no it doesn't. Its Personal & Social Education. This explains a lot. If someone can mistake social for sexual they could get in a lot of trouble "

And you only have one lesson a week which covers a range of topics,not just sexual ones.

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though "

Hope u had a water infection , that will teach him to have piss all over his face. Piss = squirting

Squirting = piss

Ffs what is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though

Hope u had a water infection , that will teach him to have piss all over his face. Piss = squirting

Squirting = piss

Entirely different...... Squirt is not piss.

Ffs what is it ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell him to piss in a empty washing up liquid bottle and squeeze it over his own face and tell the dirty fker to do one tut tut some dirty fkers about

Bet he had some right blackheads on his face "

Lol, no mention of blackheads, he did however message to tell me he was sat with a raging hardon reminiscing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !"

some people get off on watersports why is it so weird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !

some people get off on watersports why is it so weird?"

It's like everything, you never know until you try. Not sure if it's something I'd do again, maybe/not. Fisting repulsed me, yet I love it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Really is a useless thing to do.

Weirdoes !

some people get off on watersports why is it so weird?

It's like everything, you never know until you try. Not sure if it's something I'd do again, maybe/not. Fisting repulsed me, yet I love it now "
#

this is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well done the OP

If you liked it go for it if you didnt you wont die wondering

good luck to you girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well done the OP

If you liked it go for it if you didnt you wont die wondering

good luck to you girl"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well done the OP

If you liked it go for it if you didnt you wont die wondering

good luck to you girl

Thank you x"

can i have a go now then please for being so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any girls feel free to piss all over me mmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well done the OP

If you liked it go for it if you didnt you wont die wondering

good luck to you girl

Thank you x

can i have a go now then please for being so nice "

On my way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im bursting now lol

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By *enuine photographerMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Once met a lady in a hotel. We were at it hammer and tongs, fucking sucking all sorts. Well she asked if I would pee on her. She got into the shower curled up in a ball and I obliged. You may not believe this but she actually orgasimed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though

Hope u had a water infection , that will teach him to have piss all over his face. Piss = squirting

Squirting = piss

Ffs what is it ? "

Clueless and narrow minded.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though

Hope u had a water infection , that will teach him to have piss all over his face. Piss = squirting

Squirting = piss

Ffs what is it ? "
can we vote on this comment ? The most hateful one in a very long time. . Do the mods not see this stuff ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy in the club NYE. After (getting to know one another) for a few hours, he asked me to piss in his face!! First time for me, he loved it! Not sure how I feel about it though

Hope u had a water infection , that will teach him to have piss all over his face. Piss = squirting

Squirting = piss

Ffs what is it ? can we vote on this comment ? The most hateful one in a very long time. . Do the mods not see this stuff ? "

Yes if it's reported to them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reported it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish i knew someone round here who would do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had this done a few times, aren't many things that get me more excited tbh

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

I need a wee...!!

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

WEEEEEE!!!!!!!

or...

Wheeeeee!!!


"I love watersports don't find it sexy so much as funny but I am happy to wee on anyone and love it running over my face and body......I totally get why some people get horny from it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him to piss in a empty washing up liquid bottle and squeeze it over his own face and tell the dirty fker to do one tut tut some dirty fkers about

Bet he had some right blackheads on his face

Lol, no mention of blackheads, he did however message to tell me he was sat with a raging hardon reminiscing "

Good for him anyway PISSOFF HAHA I thought it was funny

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By *ainesy13Man
over a year ago

market drayton


"I love watersports don't find it sexy so much as funny but I am happy to wee on anyone and love it running over my face and body......I totally get why some people get horny from it "

If you ever want to wee on me let me know x

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By *iM4kinkMan
over a year ago

San Antonio

First off thanks to the nameless poster of this thread for initiating it. Piss fetish play is an arena i have limited experience in. i must confess i've enjoyed my limited participation with this fetish and look forward to any future opportunities to explore it that come my way. So i appreciate finally seeing a forum post offering so many descriptive opinions from sexually adventurous participants of this subject.

I'm not ashamed to admit that i found many of your experiences arousing. As well as the interest and open minded outlook of the majority of people deciding to comment on the thread, thank you all.

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By *iM4kinkMan
over a year ago

San Antonio


"

Tell him to open his mouth next time saves the cleaning "

Being a bisexual s/D switch i've considered myself in either role. And if presented with a future opportunity to explore the depths of my interest in this perversion. As well as any increase of psychological intensity adding to the pleasure experienced by my partner and myself. i will definitely play either role to its fullest.

Lmfao, can ya'll tell I'm bored? In short, as long as all involved are in agreement and enjoying themselves. Regardless of the physical sex of my partner if i'm in the submissive role. i at very least consider it my place, responsibility and quite possibly my privilege to lick and suck their wet, dripping pussy or cock clean when they've finished bathing me in their warm piss.

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