FabSwingers.com forum: Semen in ice lollies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yo kind of an odd question here but I'm trying to arrange my local 2015 saucy bbq love session.

Already obtained the marshmallows, Smirnoff, spit roast and chocolate clitoris bites but looking into making some jizz pops. Does anyone know how I can go about obtaining the mini milk size lolly shapers and the actual freezing procedure.

Ps where the hell can I find penny whistles and flutes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yo kind of an odd question here but I'm trying to arrange my local 2015 saucy bbq love session.

Ps where the hell can I find penny whistles and flutes??

Only REAL men eat jizz pops

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

where is the spewy face wee guy on here when you need him.

Why would anyone want jizz in their ice lolly...?

If you must, try lakeland or similar stores for the ice lolly moulds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo kind of an odd question here but I'm trying to arrange my local 2015 saucy bbq love session.

Ps where the hell can I find penny whistles and flutes??

Wouldn't the summer be a better time? It's a bit nippy out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha epicness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liqueurs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Liqueurs

Okay. N I'll liqueurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read it all now.

Thanks.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"where is the spewy face wee guy on here when you need him.

Why would anyone want jizz in their ice lolly...?

If you must, try lakeland or similar stores for the ice lolly moulds."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo kind of an odd question here but I'm trying to arrange my local 2015 saucy bbq love session.

Ps where the hell can I find penny whistles and flutes??

Only REAL men eat jizz pops "

Speak for yourself Granny....they give me Braun freeze so I ain't !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yo kind of an odd question here but I'm trying to arrange my local 2015 saucy bbq love session.

Ps where the hell can I find penny whistles and flutes??

Only REAL men eat jizz pops

Speak for yourself Granny....they give me Braun freeze so I ain't !

I'll hold your stick when you've finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinnell

That will take a lot of Bishop Bashing to make a dozen

Gimp

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Kinnell

That will take a lot of Bishop Bashing to make a dozen

Gimp"

Maybe it's a take your own.

He can't be providing it for everyone.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Not naming names but i had a message frome a lady asking to keep my jizz and when I asked her what for

she told me she likes to freeze them and put it in her drink for later

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"where is the spewy face wee guy on here when you need him.

Why would anyone want jizz in their ice lolly...?

If you must, try lakeland or similar stores for the ice lolly moulds.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not naming names but i had a message frome a lady asking to keep my jizz and when I asked her what for

she told me she likes to freeze them and put it in her drink for later

Vodka and white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't like it? Would the salt make em hard to freeze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't like it? Would the salt make em hard to freeze?"

Possibly but I like mine on my face or boobs, not in I've cubes...

What about the ice cube bags?

I've gone off my dinner

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ice cold spunk?!!!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"Not naming names but i had a message frome a lady asking to keep my jizz and when I asked her what for

she told me she likes to freeze them and put it in her drink for later

Vodka and white?

lol i will put it in a box and send it to you first class mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the Original Candy Co in Bourne End Bucks - they supply Ann Summers with their different shaped sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes an interesting addition to an irish coffee too

Just a squirt tho

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By *ominantDogMan
over a year ago

Docklands, Exmoor, Manchester

"Not naming names but i had a message frome a lady asking to keep my jizz and when I asked her what for

she told me she likes to freeze them and put it in her drink for later

I had a similar request from a couple, who wanted me ro post them my sperm. Appparently they like to use other men's sperm as part of their lovemaking.

I thought of it as being like an absentee partner in a threesome.

You might be surprised by this, but I rather like to be involved in the process on an end to end basis, so I politely declined their kind offer.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jizz pops and mini milk in the same sentence... it's just not right.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Kinnell

That will take a lot of Bishop Bashing to make a dozen

Gimp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about cryogenic freezing of a ladies squirt seeing as men are so obsessed with the squirting thing

Stick it on a stick and call it a Fab.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Jizz pops - available from your local BDSM ice-cream seller, Mr Whippy.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"What about cryogenic freezing of a ladies squirt seeing as men are so obsessed with the squirting thing

Stick it on a stick and call it a Fab."

Will there be sprinkles?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Crushed nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear god noooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An early contender for thread of 2015. A BBQ in January? That's daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a Milk Maid. I ain't Lyons about it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Add milkshake and you get a variety of flavours peeps!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where you going to get all the spunk from to make a batch of lollies

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Not naming names but i had a message frome a lady asking to keep my jizz and when I asked her what for

she told me she likes to freeze them and put it in her drink for later

I had a similar request from a couple, who wanted me ro post them my sperm. Appparently they like to use other men's sperm as part of their lovemaking.

I thought of it as being like an absentee partner in a threesome.

You might be surprised by this, but I rather like to be involved in the process on an end to end basis, so I politely declined their kind offer.

Are you positive that both requests involved actual women?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its straight from the barrel for me or not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eBay have some funky rocket shape ice lolly moulds.

you're gonna need to bash out a lot of jizz (eeeeuuww nasty word lol) to fill them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask me

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