FabSwingers.com forum: What happened to the banana?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say whhhaaaattt?

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

What about carrots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer a water melon personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say whhhaaaattt?"

My thoughts exactly!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

An Apple? Is it called the iCum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away

Simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about carrots?

As long as it's from Asdas new imperfect veg section I'm sure it will suffice. Now what did I do with that pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a aubergine for those that like a bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Apple? Is it called the iCum?

Lol you go to the top of the class for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Apple? Is it called the iCum?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's important to get your 5 a day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away

Simple

Or requires a trip to see said doctor when the stalk slips from your grasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be a coxes ??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"how about a aubergine for those that like a bbc"

Bpc....aubergines are purple

Prefer a butternut squash myself...like to feel stretched lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Prefer a butternut squash myself...like to feel stretched lol "

Curses! I checked, and could only find evidence of asparagus, and that ain't gonna satisfy anyone!

Mr ddc

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I saw a marrow on the hot pics the other day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.

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passion fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be a coxes ?? "

A Pink Lady might be a better option

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.

It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A marrow is more my size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.

It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana. "

well at least there is a use for that tasteless fruit after all other than as a garnish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.

It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana.

well at least there is a use for that tasteless fruit after all other than as a garnish

It's not tasteless, you've just never had a decent one. I fancy a bit of five-finger now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a rambutan or dragon fruit for those out there exotic experiences.

It has to be the carambola, or five-finger as we used to call it in Guyana.

well at least there is a use for that tasteless fruit after all other than as a garnish

It's not tasteless, you've just never had a decent one. I fancy a bit of five-finger now.

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I fancy a nice juicy pear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should try a mouli.You may need to Google search.x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe you should try a mouli.You may need to Google search.x"

A radish might be too hot for delicate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's not fair, what fruit is there for us blokes lol I've never tried twisting my melon.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"it's not fair, what fruit is there for us blokes lol I've never tried twisting my melon."

Pineapple rings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Chorizo and a couple of sprouts if you prefer meat and two veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potatoes make for an excellent contraceptive apparently. There was a young lass admitted to hospital with said vegetable 'up there',Must've been there for some time as it had sprouted lol.

Turns out her mother gave her the advice as a form of contraception!Think it was in South America.

I only hope this ordeal didn't leave her with a chip on her shoulder .....

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Did no one get an orange for christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Potatoes make for an excellent contraceptive apparently. There was a young lass admitted to hospital with said vegetable 'up there',Must've been there for some time as it had sprouted lol.

Turns out her mother gave her the advice as a form of contraception!Think it was in South America.

I only hope this ordeal didn't leave her with a chip on her shoulder .....

I was in hysterics reading that story. Along with the woman who used a deers tongue to get herself off and somehow managed to loose it. I'm sure it didn't turn up til she had an abnormal smear

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bramley?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nice to feel something in cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coconut would work for the hardcore amongst you?

I taught a sex education class many years ago where a 14 year old asked if shaking a bottle of and using it to wash herself out was an effective contraceptive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor ould Granny Smith!

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

"Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!

iphone6 or macbook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crab apples get a bad press

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!

Core blimey

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!

Core blimey"

I can't believe I missed that one.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Long gone are the days were a banana and cucumber are used to get your fix in an emergency! Local trend of shoving an apple up there seems to be taking off!

Core blimey

I can't believe I missed that one."

I pipped you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must of got confused with the slang, up the apples and pears. Either that or viken banquet pig just got spit roasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this story telling of fruit gives us a cock tale

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All this story telling of fruit gives us a cock tale"

So far just a virgin one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of making a Ham leek and potato pie slightly worried were the Leek has being now !!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I saw a marrow on the hot pics the other day..."

Now that is impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to get a doc to remove a tampon. Didn't even know it was in there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much info??????

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