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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nipple clamps on chains can be used as a pair of sunglasses holders

double headed dildo can be used as a wrist rest for typing to relieve strain

A butt plug can be used to seal up a bottle of wine

Kitchen sink blocked? Try a penis pump.

A suction cup dildo makes a great emergency toilet roll holder.

Any other ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've thought long and hard about this haven't you dude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nipple clamps on chains can be used as a pair of sunglasses holders

double headed dildo can be used as a wrist rest for typing to relieve strain

A butt plug can be used to seal up a bottle of wine

Kitchen sink blocked? Try a penis pump.

A suction cup dildo makes a great emergency toilet roll holder.

Any other ideas?

Wine plug can be used as a butt plug then. ....Eek.

stainless steel.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Electro-sex toys can be used to power inter-galactic crafts

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Guess most vibrators will mix a cocktail for you, suction dildos act as a peg on a window? Cock rings as curtain hooks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used my vibrator on the bottom of my back when I get period pain cramps in my back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used my vibrator on the bottom of my back when I get period pain cramps in my back!"

Ooh I am gonna try that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold glass dildo instead of ice cubes - won't dilute your drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wand to stop ice crystals forming in home made ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend's mother hung up some dildoes on her washing line and filled them with nuts to feed the birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Florence's Clit Clip to hold my notes and cards together if I go out in trousers without a full wallet.

(I don't really, I don't wear trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used my vibrator on the bottom of my back when I get period pain cramps in my back!

Ooh I am gonna try that. "

Me too! I'm sure my wand can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've used my vibrator on the bottom of my back when I get period pain cramps in my back!

Ooh I am gonna try that.

Me too! I'm sure my wand can multitask "

Using it for what it says on the box? Now there's a novel idea....they are actually great on hot/tired feet too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend's mother hung up some dildoes on her washing line and filled them with nuts to feed the birds."

S x

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

My young son decided that my wife's vibrator made an excellent light sabre hilt.

I got slapped after failing to take it off him.(I was on the sofa in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could use a set of bum beads as an emergency switch for your light in the toilet?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"My young son decided that my wife's vibrator made an excellent light sabre hilt.

I got slapped after failing to take it off him.(I was on the sofa in stitches

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