FabSwingers.com forum: According to you "What is the one thing Women shouldn't do in bed? "

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd go with talking/overacting through talking too much... just moan and enjoy, that will do the trick

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Eat crisps/biscuits.

Those crumbs are scratchy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ask a guy what he's thinking or try to over think the situation

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By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

Fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart!

This not on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah..ill go with the farting thing too..not good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat crisps/biscuits.

Those crumbs are scratchy!

Too true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat crisps/biscuits.

Those crumbs are scratchy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

stick a finger in my ass without asking ! even with asking it's a no no lol

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Ask if you have put it in yet pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stick a finger in my ass without asking ! even with asking it's a no no lol "

Tut. You're no fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream out another man's name...

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Women shouldn't even get in bed until they've finished the ironing

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

"Fart!

This not on

especially when a guy's going down on her lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women shouldn't even get in bed until they've finished the ironing"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask if you have put it in yet pmsl"

def!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stick a finger in my ass without asking ! even with asking it's a no no lol "

You where hoping for ice ,come on admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream my brothers name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk...

With a full mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dig your nails in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"stick a finger in my ass without asking ! even with asking it's a no no lol

You where hoping for ice ,come on admit it

ahaha you got me! what can I say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny fart then follow through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scream my brothers name

seriously ?? it happened to you ? how inconsiderate is that !

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Ask if you have put it in yet pmsl"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream out another man's name...

No that's fine. I love the fact that they are not mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream my brothers name

seriously ?? it happened to you ? how inconsiderate is that ! "

No, happened to my brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scream my brothers name

seriously ?? it happened to you ? how inconsiderate is that !

No, happened to my brother

some men get off on that

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Fart!

Men shouldn't do this either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scream my brothers name

seriously ?? it happened to you ? how inconsiderate is that !

No, happened to my brother

hahahah nice one !

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Scream my brothers name

seriously ?? it happened to you ? how inconsiderate is that !

No, happened to my brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fart!

Men shouldn't do this either

we agree on that one !

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "thank you that was nice"

(If u read this bet you smile)

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Fart!

Men shouldn't do this either

What what what? What kind of madness is this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done. "

Go on elaborate then ?? you can't accuse me of being a mysogyny without any arguments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done.

Go on elaborate then ?? you can't accuse me of being a mysogyny without any arguments..."

Well ya won't take a finger up the bum.

That's gotta count.

No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done.

Go on elaborate then ?? you can't accuse me of being a mysogyny without any arguments...

Well ya won't take a finger up the bum.

That's gotta count.

so I'm homophobic and mysogyny haha

No?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women shouldn't do a boring git. If he doesn't excite her he should be ashamed of himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done.

Go on elaborate then ?? you can't accuse me of being a mysogyny without any arguments...

Well ya won't take a finger up the bum.

That's gotta count.

so I'm homophobic and mysogyny haha

No?"

Yeah sure...why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be clean and smell nice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit up like olive and eat pickled onions

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit up like olive and eat pickled onions

Her"

A sausage is acceptable. I was given a chipolata recently. Cooked by him I might add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing along to your fucking.

I have done this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be clean and smell nice ."

Shouldn't?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be clean and smell nice .

Shouldn't?"

Well you'd be surprised to see how people would go on a date, unwashed and smelling sweat from their shifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

]Sing along to your fucking.

I have done this.

Was it a lone song ?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

lol - but I've got over it now after counselling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit up like olive and eat pickled onions

Her

A sausage is acceptable. I was given a chipolata recently. Cooked by him I might add

did you get HP?

Her

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I dont fart on purpose.. heavens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"]Sing along to your fucking.

I have done this.

Was it a lone song ?

Fraid so...hahaha.

I forgot why I started singing. Must have been a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick their finger up your bum without asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a lone song ?

Fraid so...hahaha.

I forgot why I started singing. Must have been a reason.

Was he humming ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a lone song ?

Fraid so...hahaha.

I forgot why I started singing. Must have been a reason.

Was he humming ? Lol"

No.

More of a low growl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

underestimate the power of kissing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"underestimate the power of kissing"

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fart"

Well, it depends what you've been doing with her, it's sometimes inevitable..!

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

"]Sing along to your fucking.

I have done this.

Was it a lone song ?

what did u sing? This had me and my fella giggling and thinking of appropriate ones. How about Gina g, ooh ah just a little bit, or push it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask if you have put it in yet pmsl"

Lol love it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fart while they are the little spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"]Sing along to your fucking.

I have done this.

Was it a lone song ?

what did u sing? This had me and my fella giggling and thinking of appropriate ones. How about Gina g, ooh ah just a little bit, or push it. Lol"

Oh nothing mainstream....

Think I just sang what we were doing.

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask if you have put it in yet pmsl

Lol love it ...

hahah

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Nick all the duvet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done. "
The woman should remain an object at all times.

She should not enjoy herself and she should not feel free.

She is there for the man's pleasure, not for her own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two misogynistic threads in one evening. Well done. The woman should remain an object at all times.

She should not enjoy herself and she should not feel free.

She is there for the man's pleasure, not for her own."

I'm not going to answer to that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fanny fart then follow through"

Urm do you actually understand what a fanny fart is??! It's air that the man has pumped in coming back out so not sure what you would expect she would follow through with?!

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