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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's new years eve and I've started drinking honey j.d so I'm gonna be incapable of much soon.

So....just wanted to say, it'sbeen a pleasure chatting crap at you all and generally being and idiot....

Be back in 2015 to annoy the crap out if you all!

Much love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great night gorgeous! Miss my late night chat buddy but have a fantastic night and see you Friday xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a great night gorgeous! Miss my late night chat buddy but have a fantastic night and see you Friday xxx"

Whatsapp me....but my messages might be getting more and more illegible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a great night gorgeous! Miss my late night chat buddy but have a fantastic night and see you Friday xxx

Whatsapp me....but my messages might be getting more and more illegible

xx "

I will do but wont bother you much as your with mates sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a great night gorgeous! Miss my late night chat buddy but have a fantastic night and see you Friday xxx

Whatsapp me....but my messages might be getting more and more illegible

I will do but wont bother you much as your with mates sweetie xx"

Bother me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to bother me too.....lol!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get a room you pair and happy new year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a great night gorgeous! Miss my late night chat buddy but have a fantastic night and see you Friday xxx

Whatsapp me....but my messages might be getting more and more illegible

I will do but wont bother you much as your with mates sweetie xx

Bother me.... "

Bothering....

I will get myself off to bed soon though before you Get too inebriated.. Theres potential fun for you to be had tonight mr so enjoy it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Oooooh the potential ramblings of a sloshed Christos.....sounds like fun

Enjoy - I am sure we will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

As he's my mate the couch will do fine for us.. As long as their is a blanket films and hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

We have a room......just not tonight is all

Happy new year chops

much love going into next year xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

Aw.....I deliberately didn't post in the hope that their posts would become more and more graphic as the level of the jd got lower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

Aw.....I deliberately didn't post in the hope that their posts would become more and more graphic as the level of the jd got lower!

Haha i am most completely sober my dear and wont be getting graphic with my mate on here haha!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

Aw.....I deliberately didn't post in the hope that their posts would become more and more graphic as the level of the jd got lower!

Haha i am most completely sober my dear and wont be getting graphic with my mate on here haha!

Fair enough! You two are gonna count as the first real virtual shag of 2015

Noooooo dont lower our friendship to that ya bugger!!! X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

Aw.....I deliberately didn't post in the hope that their posts would become more and more graphic as the level of the jd got lower!

Haha i am most completely sober my dear and wont be getting graphic with my mate on here haha!

Fair enough! You two are gonna count

as the first real virtual shag of 2015

Noooooo dont lower our friendship to

that ya bugger!!! X"

Of course not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

Aw.....I deliberately didn't post in the hope that their posts would become more and more graphic as the level of the jd got lower!

Haha i am most completely sober my dear and wont be getting graphic with my mate on here haha!

As d*unk as I now am......I won't make everyone watch pal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Get a room you pair and happy new year

Aw.....I deliberately didn't post in the hope that their posts would become more and more graphic as the level of the jd got lower!

Haha i am most completely sober my dear and wont be getting graphic with my mate on here haha!

As d*unk as I now am......I won't make everyone watch pal

I don't think you'd be making him watch - he is willing and able.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh d*unken christos.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oooh d*unken christos.. lol"

Well.....tipsy thus far.......thus far......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are most coherant when d*unk Mr!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........"

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........"

creeps in and turns sterio up full blast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night! "

Nobody likes a showoff xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

creeps in and turns sterio up full blast

Why!?

Why would you do that?

Used to quite like you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

creeps in and turns sterio up full blast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weatherspoons breakfast.

That'll sort me right out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night! "

I feel amazingly smug I drank tea ?i drank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night!

I feel amazingly smug I drank tea ?i drank

"
tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

creeps in and turns sterio up full blast

Stop egging her on you.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night!

I feel amazingly smug I drank tea ?i drank

tea"
well......

whoopie do for you (sorry.....am feeling extremely sarcastic this morning)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Weatherspoons breakfast.

That'll sort me right out

Happy new year kitten! Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night!

I feel amazingly smug I drank tea ?i drank

tea well......

whoopie do for you (sorry.....am feeling extremely sarcastic this morning) "

Yes whoopee do, is your head throbbing? Does it really hurt, is your stomache churning?

awful awful feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably. "

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't actually think your sober yet love xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't actually think your sober yet love xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't actually think your sober yet love xx"

Shhh! I'm fine.......we going for breakfast?

Why am I asking you on here? Your bloody next to me......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

Water and a weatherspoons breakfast will cure what ails me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

creeps in and turns sterio up full blast

Stop egging her on you......."

It's something I would do sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't actually think your sober yet love xx

Shhh! I'm fine.......we going for breakfast?

Why am I asking you on here? Your bloody next to me......"

Ha ha that made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

Tea

I know I know, I've been really poorly ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

Tea

I know I know, I've been really poorly ick

Awwwww big hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owwww.......my head!

Someone grab me some water? Pls........

Tut...Eejit.

I feel smug having only had 2 glasses of wine last night!

I feel amazingly smug I drank tea ?i drank

tea well......

whoopie do for you (sorry.....am feeling extremely sarcastic this morning) "

Still smug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

Tea

I know I know, I've been really poorly ick

Awwwww big hugs

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Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh the potential ramblings of a sloshed Christos.....sounds like fun

Enjoy - I am sure we will

It was certainly funny sandi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy new walking stick to ya christos looking forward to meeting ya in May x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK now I'm getting passed off!! With this new phone

Ere Christos have some paracetamo, and a pint of vodka

I am at that stage now.....sober up or more booze.

I may have to do the sensible thing and pass up the _oddy.....I'm out again tomorrow night so a day of sobriety is probably wise...........probably.

I feel your pain. I was only on the tea, I'm Ill at the min, yeah water dude.

That's not good....hope that clears right off for you asap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so smug.

Hacking up lime green gunk and feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't actually think your sober yet love xx

Shhh! I'm fine.......we going for breakfast?

Why am I asking you on here? Your bloody next to me......

Ha ha that made me laugh out loud

technology. Helping to replace social skills since 1992

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not so smug.

Hacking up lime green gunk and feel sick.

Awww

Seems ill is the thing of the day today....hope it doesn't hang around....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x"

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy new walking stick to ya christos looking forward to meeting ya in May x"

And to you! And yeah....I'm quite looking forward to may....putting some real faces to the characters you've all become in my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy new year matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx "

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx"

jammy sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

jammy sod

Lol i was thinking the same pp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy new year matey"

and to you too pal.....may life be good to ya and your fabbing be fruitful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx"

I'm sure you can drag me away from theddogs for a wee bit......if you wanna cuff me however my best advice is bring backup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

I'm sure you can drag me away from theddogs for a wee bit......if you wanna cuff me however my best advice is bring backup

Funny you should say that im sure she will help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

I'm sure you can drag me away from theddogs for a wee bit......if you wanna cuff me however my best advice is bring backup

Funny you should say that im sure she will help me

We'll see.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

I'm sure you can drag me away from theddogs for a wee bit......if you wanna cuff me however my best advice is bring backup

Funny you should say that im sure she will help me

We'll see.........

Brave words my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

I'm sure you can drag me away from theddogs for a wee bit......if you wanna cuff me however my best advice is bring backup

Funny you should say that im sure she will help me

We'll see.........

Brave words my friend

It's gonna be a scrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x

Bless ya.....thinking you can restrain me

that's very lovely xx

Think! You know I will and you'll happily let me

if I ever drag you away from the doggies lol xx

I'm sure you can drag me away from theddogs for a wee bit......if you wanna cuff me however my best advice is bring backup

Funny you should say that im sure she will help me

We'll see.........

Brave words my friend

It's gonna be a scrap

Ex rugby player.. Yup i scrap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only got yourself to blame! Wait til saturday morning when you wake up handcuffed to the bed lmao x"

Good luck with that, he's more top than bottom!

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