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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?"

Well we HAVE to leave something for the archeologists to dig up !

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?

Well we HAVE to leave something for the archeologists to dig up !"

I'm saying nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?

Well we HAVE to leave something for the archeologists to dig up !

I'm saying nothing. "

Mushrooms don't speak they just hang about in the dark with their one foot in shi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only camping i have done in recent years was a swingers camp at billings aquadrome.

Had a laff etc...great weekend but sod camping as "fun"

I prefer me comfort

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The only camping i have done in recent years was a swingers camp at billings aquadrome.

Had a laff etc...great weekend but sod camping as "fun"

I prefer me comfort "

oooh wil have to look out for that in the future - got a nice big tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was actually organised by a mate...

We set all the tents up in a circle with added windbreakers etc....

It was all private and got the bbqs out...

Brilliant weekend social idea for them that like camping.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take several buckets....

One to pee in...one to wash in....and one to stir ya porrige in

sorted.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions "

Use a spare shoebox?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Take several buckets....

One to pee in...one to wash in....and one to stir ya porrige in

sorted. "
id rather wear flop flips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you have to wear them too ....

ITS camping law. specially in wet grass with the odd turd.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh you have to wear them too ....

ITS camping law. specially in wet grass with the odd turd. "
ewwwwwwwwww peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fields got cows and sheep in them too.......

even bigger turds to kick with ya flipflops on in the dark. lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Some fields got cows and sheep in them too.......

even bigger turds to kick with ya flipflops on in the dark. lmao "
oooooooh cows smell, once had one poke its head into the car.....got long eyelashes though

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Am i just perverted, deviant or whatever but am i to assume that all the gay guys on Fabswingers are happy and satisfied.

They're very conspicuous by their absence on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you tread on their deposits, you will be poking out from between ya toes all night .

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well you tread on their deposits, you will be poking out from between ya toes all night . "
wellies it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may take our country...

but they wont take our beer cans and bits of burned tent!!

FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao. Wish they would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought I'd got the Wild Camping bit wrong and I have. Wild Camping is undertaken by perfectly responsible if somewhat mad, people. Think I'm talking more about Yob Camping. No-one ever come across it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at the beach the other day and it was an utter disgrace, not related to camping, but all because of selfish idiots not picking up their litter.

and there was bins provided and they weren't full.

so sad to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions "

Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I'd got the Wild Camping bit wrong and I have. Wild Camping is undertaken by perfectly responsible if somewhat mad, people. Think I'm talking more about Yob Camping. No-one ever come across it?"

I've seen the aftermath up around Balmaha.

Isn't there a plan to ban wild cammping on the east shore of Loch Lomond?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"Thought I'd got the Wild Camping bit wrong and I have. Wild Camping is undertaken by perfectly responsible if somewhat mad, people. Think I'm talking more about Yob Camping. No-one ever come across it?

I've seen the aftermath up around Balmaha.

Isn't there a plan to ban wild cammping on the east shore of Loch Lomond?"

we all ways use the two bothys

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions

Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm. "

Is there any truth to the _umour that, in Glasgow, the above advice consitutes a first date?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

there going to be some wild camping at abbots farm this weekend

who else is going ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions

Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm.

Is there any truth to the _umour that, in Glasgow, the above advice consitutes a first date?

"

I'm reminded of a verse from a song.

" Edinburgh's East, and Glasgow is West

Is Edinburgh better? Or is Glasgow best?

If ever I'm asked how to tell them apart

I say: One has a Castle, the other a heart"

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By *antaMan
over a year ago

Stirling/Alloa

nothing better than a wee sexy session in a tent.

When my tents a rockin' DO come a knockin'!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"oooh i dont do camping...no where to do ya ablutions

Pee well away from water. Take a small trowel, dig a hole before you shit and cover it over afterwards. It won't do the soil the slightest harm.

Is there any truth to the _umour that, in Glasgow, the above advice consitutes a first date?

I'm reminded of a verse from a song.

" Edinburgh's East, and Glasgow is West

Is Edinburgh better? Or is Glasgow best?

If ever I'm asked how to tell them apart

I say: One has a Castle, the other a heart"

"

Bless!

(please don't chib me)

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?"

I'll tell you what it's about, it's about fuckwits who need a monumental kicking to teach them some respect for their environment. I find it tends to be (but is not limited to) kids, or rather late teenagers, and the terrible thing is that they have no idea what anti-social little shits they are being. At the risk of sounding like a moaning old git, they've got it too good these days. They can nip to Lidl, buy a perfectly good tent for a tenner, a case of booze, a few catering packs of Monster Munch, and that's it, they are sorted. Rather than getting pissed and staggering home at night, they go "camping" and then just fire the tent, ditch the rubbish and go home in the morning.

It's just another symptom of the worthless society we have become, it's cheaper to just discard something than piss about looking after it for next time.

Of course, the local council scurry round after them, clear it all up and then next week, when they get their pocket money, they turn up and do it all over again. They need their saggy-trousered arses kicking.

It's one reason that I'm glad of the shitty weather over the past week, when the A Level results came out it kept the little cunts at home, rather than polluting MY countryside with booze cans, sweet and crisp wrappers (and then they wonder why they are unhealthy, porcine heart attack candidates) and empty Lucozade bottles (that's the clincher for me, I NEVER had Lucozade when I was a kid, not even when I was ill, which was the only time anyone had it.)

Meh, I'm off to write some letters of complaint about something or other. Piss off and play down yer own end!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?

I'll tell you what it's about, it's about fuckwits who need a monumental kicking to teach them some respect for their environment. I find it tends to be (but is not limited to) kids, or rather late teenagers, and the terrible thing is that they have no idea what anti-social little shits they are being. At the risk of sounding like a moaning old git, they've got it too good these days. They can nip to Lidl, buy a perfectly good tent for a tenner, a case of booze, a few catering packs of Monster Munch, and that's it, they are sorted. Rather than getting pissed and staggering home at night, they go "camping" and then just fire the tent, ditch the rubbish and go home in the morning.

It's just another symptom of the worthless society we have become, it's cheaper to just discard something than piss about looking after it for next time.

Of course, the local council scurry round after them, clear it all up and then next week, when they get their pocket money, they turn up and do it all over again. They need their saggy-trousered arses kicking.

It's one reason that I'm glad of the shitty weather over the past week, when the A Level results came out it kept the little cunts at home, rather than polluting MY countryside with booze cans, sweet and crisp wrappers (and then they wonder why they are unhealthy, porcine heart attack candidates) and empty Lucozade bottles (that's the clincher for me, I NEVER had Lucozade when I was a kid, not even when I was ill, which was the only time anyone had it.)

Meh, I'm off to write some letters of complaint about something or other. Piss off and play down yer own end! "

Well said that man.

Nice to see a rant on here that makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hear hear!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Maybe that's not the right term but went to visit a local beauty spot, home of important Scottish hero from Wallace's day and an important archaeological site and it was covered with tents, bit of burned tents, LOADS binbags full of beer cans and rubbish over a huge area. It was awful. Heard of it happening in other beauty spots. What's that all about?

I'll tell you what it's about, it's about fuckwits who need a monumental kicking to teach them some respect for their environment. I find it tends to be (but is not limited to) kids, or rather late teenagers, and the terrible thing is that they have no idea what anti-social little shits they are being. At the risk of sounding like a moaning old git, they've got it too good these days. They can nip to Lidl, buy a perfectly good tent for a tenner, a case of booze, a few catering packs of Monster Munch, and that's it, they are sorted. Rather than getting pissed and staggering home at night, they go "camping" and then just fire the tent, ditch the rubbish and go home in the morning.

It's just another symptom of the worthless society we have become, it's cheaper to just discard something than piss about looking after it for next time.

Of course, the local council scurry round after them, clear it all up and then next week, when they get their pocket money, they turn up and do it all over again. They need their saggy-trousered arses kicking.

It's one reason that I'm glad of the shitty weather over the past week, when the A Level results came out it kept the little cunts at home, rather than polluting MY countryside with booze cans, sweet and crisp wrappers (and then they wonder why they are unhealthy, porcine heart attack candidates) and empty Lucozade bottles (that's the clincher for me, I NEVER had Lucozade when I was a kid, not even when I was ill, which was the only time anyone had it.)

Meh, I'm off to write some letters of complaint about something or other. Piss off and play down yer own end!

Well said that man.

Nice to see a rant on here that makes sense."

Add our names to that! When we go to the "Country" we take plenty and leave nothing! it's not hard to do...

We were on Exmoor camping last week and I'd like to know where the hell a McDonalds Happy Meal box and loads of other Maccy stuff came from, thrown on the side of the road just outside Exford!

Seems it is not just the Chavvy kids that do it, I suspect that there are a lot of young families who have no respect for anything. And that will breed another generation ready to pollute the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out the threads on Wild Camping on UKCampsite.

Apparently, the number of places where one can wild camp is dwindling as the local authorities are clamping down on such activities.

Shame, as the thoughtlessness of a few is ruining the joys of the responsible majority!

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