FabSwingers.com forum: Daftest thing in 2014

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What was the daftest thing you did in 2014?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not moved fast enough when my friend jumped on my back for a piggyback.

4 months later I'm still on crutches and still off work.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not moved fast enough when my friend jumped on my back for a piggyback.

4 months later I'm still on crutches and still off work. "

Jeepers! That was dangerously daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not moved fast enough when my friend jumped on my back for a piggyback.

4 months later I'm still on crutches and still off work.

Jeepers! That was dangerously daft.

expensively daft too. Plus missed out on the holiday I'd worked like a dog to pay for

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Getting out of bed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done"

Can I point you in the direction of your avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a look at this website. Can't get off now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done

Can I point you in the direction of your avatar. "
I'm becoming quite attached to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done

Can I point you in the direction of your avatar. I'm becoming quite attached to it lol

Me too. Maybe a little too much.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can't think of anything particularly daft that I've done

Can I point you in the direction of your avatar. I'm becoming quite attached to it lol

Me too. Maybe a little too much. "
ha ha I've had some great conversations started because of it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If it's only this year then it has to be when I did a load of washing but neglected to put any powder into the machine

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If it's only this year then it has to be when I did a load of washing but neglected to put any powder into the machine

That doesn't sound particularly daft.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ooooh goody, I've been sensible all year then

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm sure I've done loads of daft things but I've blotted out the memories for the sake of my sanity and self esteem!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

walked off the harbour wall at Brighton marina!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Bashing my head on the ceiling at Jaydees mid fun was fairly daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing daft I can recall. I'm far too sensible for my own good

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Stood on a desk and twerked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol too much to mention,im very silly

throwing my knickers at a guy in a club was one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't name and shame....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can't name and shame....

Don't name yourself, just go for the shame.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"walked off the harbour wall at Brighton marina!

You will keep dangerous company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Held the balsamic vinegar bottle the wrong way round and ended up spraying it in my own face

F*ck, that stuff stings when you get it in your eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripping over someone's leg and breaking my toe in the process. I still can't wear heels for long without it aching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting caught Eating a pie on live sky sports when I was suppose to be on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to list. I'm going senile I think,I'm always doing daft things

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By *penminded732Man
over a year ago

inverness

Thinking I saw my feet sticking out of the covers, then getting out of bed to tuck them in.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love...

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Started a photo shoot for an ad campaign, prep'd everything with military precision all eyes on me to get the pictures, only to realise I left the data cards back at the hotel 12km away so couldn't use the camera.

If you've ever wondered if black men blush...we do and I did.

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By *penminded732Man
over a year ago

inverness

"Fell in love..."
anyone we know? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started a photo shoot for an ad campaign, prep'd everything with military precision all eyes on me to get the pictures, only to realise I left the data cards back at the hotel 12km away so couldn't use the camera.

If you've ever wondered if black men blush...we do and I did.

I've done this too...or leaving the battery at home on charge is another fave! Nothing quite as high profile as an official shoot but still a head in hands moment!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Getting caught Eating a pie on live sky sports when I was suppose to be on a diet

Lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Walking into a meeting at work with the big wigs I had been to the Toilet and my dress was tucked into my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a look at this website. Can't get off now "

Agree with this .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X"

Doesnt matter who they are was a daft mistake x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thinking I saw my feet sticking out of the covers, then getting out of bed to tuck them in.??"

Thanks for that one.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X

Doesnt matter who they are was a daft mistake x"

No, it was a learning opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X

Doesnt matter who they are was a daft mistake x

No, it was a learning opportunity."

Yeah i guess it could be seen as that x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X"

Nosey bugger ain't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X

Nosey bugger ain't you

No harm in asking. If people wanted to be discreet they wouldn't post it in the forum.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Getting caught Eating a pie on live sky sports when I was suppose to be on a diet

Lol

This is my favourite!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X

Nosey bugger ain't you

No harm in asking. If people wanted to be discreet they wouldn't post it in the forum.

Oh bite me

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I took Minxie to Eastbourne. Two days later catastrophic pier fire!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Walking into a meeting at work with the big wigs I had been to the Toilet and my dress was tucked into my knickers

It's dafter when you're the big wig - but that wasn't this year, thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell in love... anyone we know? X

Nosey bugger ain't you

No harm in asking. If people wanted to be discreet they wouldn't post it in the forum.

Oh bite me

Ok.

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By *punkyhelmet5Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-mare

Expecting single women on this site to actually meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many things, 2014 has been one of the worst years by far especially for one of my closest friends, started in feb with her being arrested on her birthday in feb because they mistakenly thought her bf was a drug dealer in a club, strip searched her in a cell to find nothing, in March she was driving home from work early hours in the morning and there was a pissed 21 year old lad walking in the middle of a pitch black dual carriageway and she hit him and almost killed him, (he's recovered now) but police had her car and phone for months and the family are trying to sue for damages. August her fiance's 23 year old son was killed in a car crash when his car aquaplaned on the m4 and this is ongoing as her fiancé is absolutely in pieces and they're supposed to be getting married next year, wedding has cost over 25k but she doesn't think he will be in a fit state, girl keeps asking me what she can do to help him and as her friend the first time ever I don't know how to help her. 2014 can fuck off it's been a shit year and I hope 2015 is better especially for my friend.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Too many things, 2014 has been one of the worst years by far especially for one of my closest friends, started in feb with her being arrested on her birthday in feb because they mistakenly thought her bf was a drug dealer in a club, strip searched her in a cell to find nothing, in March she was driving home from work early hours in the morning and there was a pissed 21 year old lad walking in the middle of a pitch black dual carriageway and she hit him and almost killed him, (he's recovered now) but police had her car and phone for months and the family are trying to sue for damages. August her fiance's 23 year old son was killed in a car crash when his car aquaplaned on the m4 and this is ongoing as her fiancé is absolutely in pieces and they're supposed to be getting married next year, wedding has cost over 25k but she doesn't think he will be in a fit state, girl keeps asking me what she can do to help him and as her friend the first time ever I don't know how to help her. 2014 can fuck off it's been a shit year and I hope 2015 is better especially for my friend. "

How awful. None of that fits in the category of daft.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Any more daft things before the year slopes out the door and the bells ring in a new year of mayhem and mishaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving on a dual carriageway without lights on is well beyond daft, bloody dangerous, as proved to be the case.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Daftest thing I heard of was someone dialed 999 because they were scared of hedgehogs and there was one in their garden

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Daftest thing I heard of was someone dialed 999 because they were scared of hedgehogs and there was one in their garden "

There was the man who called the fire brigade because he lost his remote control down the back of the sofa. I don't think that was this year though.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Fell in love too

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fell in love too "

Again, not daft. Falling in love is gorgeous. Falling out of love is painful.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I took my watch off last night so I wouldn't think it was the wrong time if I woke up after midnight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around a pool table in the pub completely naked because I lost (it's the rules)

Being barred from a different pub for thinking it was a good idea to learn how to pour my own pints. After being thrown out and back at my friends I decided to step on his treadmill which was on max speed and ended up being thrown through and smashing his glass bar.

I could genuinely go on for a while but bring on 2015!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daftest thing in 2014? That would be me

And I fully intend to be the daftest thing in 2015 too.

Bananas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to woo a lady using a job lot of scrabble tiles to spell out all the reasons why I was into her, took photos of all the sentences and picture messaged her with them during the day

Didn't work didn't get the girl haha

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Walking around a pool table in the pub completely naked because I lost (it's the rules)

I could genuinely go on for a while but bring on 2015!!"

It's the rules to walk around a pool table naked if you lose?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tried to woo a lady using a job lot of scrabble tiles to spell out all the reasons why I was into her, took photos of all the sentences and picture messaged her with them during the day

Didn't work didn't get the girl haha"

But you will have a spare 'u' when a 'q' appears in Scrabble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While watching Black Sabbath at Hyde Park we decided to avoid the queues at the bar by drinking wine by the bottle. Fuck me that was a messy night...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"While watching Black Sabbath at Hyde Park we decided to avoid the queues at the bar by drinking wine by the bottle. Fuck me that was a messy night...

Red wine over everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trusting a single guy I met on here! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insisted on getting closer to an alpaca.

Bugger spat in my face.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Insisted on getting closer to an alpaca.

Bugger spat in my face.

They are known for it. They do make ever such warm socks though.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Trusting a single guy I met on here! Lol"

It's only daft if he said the warning words, "trust me".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While watching Black Sabbath at Hyde Park we decided to avoid the queues at the bar by drinking wine by the bottle. Fuck me that was a messy night...

Red wine over everything?

I wish!

We were so d*unk we got turned away from Rios!

Took 3 attempts to get back to Kings X as we kept falling asleep on the night bus and promptly fell asleep on the train and woke up just before Cambridge...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"While watching Black Sabbath at Hyde Park we decided to avoid the queues at the bar by drinking wine by the bottle. Fuck me that was a messy night...

Red wine over everything?

I wish!

We were so d*unk we got turned away from Rios!

Took 3 attempts to get back to Kings X as we kept falling asleep on the night bus and promptly fell asleep on the train and woke up just before Cambridge...

You must have been bad if you were turned away at Rios. Next time just come to my place and sleep it off. The train station down the road will take you home when you wake up.

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